Hello my fellow homo sapiens sapiens!

It is of great pleasure to me to present you with the most trivial and informative facts regarding the inner corners and workings of both my life and mind, these are the items upon which I dwell daily and have come to the conclusion that these are the facts I must simply inform your poor cobwebbed minds of.

These are the things of which souls are made of, except of course apart from snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.

1. In 1950 a mission by the name of A119 was going forward in its operation of Nuking the Moon, evidently they felt it would give the US a push up in the Space Race.

2. The largest diamond in the universe is 4000 km across and is composed of 10 billion trillion trillion carats, and is currently 50 light years from Earth.

3. 42

4. Dumbledore was obviously killed by Grindelwald and the last forty years have been an elaborate ruse put on by the former Dark Lord in an attempt to sabotage the Wizarding World at its roots: its schools. (Because lets all face it Hogwarts has been going down hill for DECADES)

5. Words taste like peaches

6. I refuse to even endevour to believe that there might be the slightest minuscule fraction of a chance that Yassen might be dead.

Personal Info:

I'm a citizen of the USA

I'm pale as a ghost

I'm somewhere between the ages of 0-999 but not 783 or 42

I love garlic, but my sister calls me a vampire

English is my primary language, however I'm learning two others

I like school but not the homework

Best quotes of all time:

We don't ask, we don't care -Peter Burke

Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings - Bloch

Dogs have master's, Cat's have staff- Anonymous

Do not argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down and beat you with experience - Greg King

If you steal from one author it's plagarism; if you steal from many, its research - Mizner

Some cause happiness where ever they go, others whenever they go - Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever, so far so good -Steven Wright

Jokes/Insults That I've Either Enjoy or Have Used in My Stories:

(Disclaimer: These jokes are not limited to any race, gender, nationality, ethnicity, hair color, eye color, perceived or unnoticeable mental, physical, psychological, or emotional defect)

Your so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-God-it's-coming-towards-us!

He has Goph's ear for music

I've learned about his illness, lets hope it's nothing trivial

You have delusions of adequacy

What a beautiful baby! Was it conceived naturally?

You're really pretty in this picture! I didn't recognize you!

Don't worry! There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure!

Women can get away with "Aren't you sweet..." or end it with "...Bless_ heart."

Example:

"Well, aren't you sweet, you poor pox riddled tart."

"That Arleen is one fat cow, bless her heart

That's what she said (where did this originate?)

I found this story on another persons profile, and thought it was an amazing story (I don't know if it's true or not)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.