![]() Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hai :) Born in China, raised in Canada, and with the apparent attitude of a South Italian (no, seriously. Everyone says I act like Romano). Favourite animes are Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lucky Star, and Baka to Test, and a lot freaking more! I like Pokemon too :D Hetalia Ships: USUK, DenNor, NorIce, Spamano, PolLiet, SuFin, PruHun, SwissLiech, DenNor, NiChu, PruCan, HongIce If you think people should just shut up and I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f_ing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. A Hetalian's Pledge Thanks for reading my poor attempts at stories... I don't know what people see in them but I guess they're okay? XP Idk why but I have a habit of putting ... or a smiley after my sentences to end them... I'm clearly bad at bios -.- so is that good for one? |
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