despicable me does not belong to me!
The minions watched a hippie holding out a thumb with a sign wit where he wanted to go and yelled "Sweet man!" When he saw a hippie van pick him up and lost the sign
Kevin tried to hold out his thumb but was stopped by Stuart "no no no Kevin mele do it mele do it" he said and held out his thumb only to be blown away by a huge truck that came back grumbling when he heard Kevin laughed with a tease saying what Stuart said when he stopped him
Stuart tried again only to fail as a sign blew right onto his face and grumbled for Kevin to do it as he tried to lift a rock to throw it but didn't do it very far and landed against it arms crossed to hit his head against the concrete making him even more angry
"Ooh he's like Edith when she has a temper tantrum" Agnes pointed out while Edith grumbled "You don't have to tell everyone..."
everyone started to notice the similarities between the three girls and three minions
But were shocked beyond relief seeing Kevin write Orlando on the sign as Bob screamed when a car approached stopping just in front of Kevin making the minions shake as he went to the side he,Stuart and Bob were on showing them the sign
a lady slid her glasses off "oh Walter look these adorable little freaks are heading to Orlando too" the man next to her named Walter leaned forward "yeah I see that!hey Walter Jr. Tina,Binky what do you say we give these fellas a ride?"
the kids cheered "yay! New friends!" Walter made an arm motion "all aboard the Nelson express" Stuart tried to leave but ended up going with anyway by Kevin pushing him inside the car as he and Bob followed behind
The car went zooming off as the lady Madge Nelson started talking "glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up" she giggled with a pause and held up a knife with a apple slice on it "who wants apple slices?" she said with a singing tone Bob raised his hand as high as he could reach excited
Madge gave the slice to him as he smiled wide at the fruit "bapple!" he then proceeded to shove the whole thing in his mouth
She slid another one on her knife and shoved it about five inches in front of Stuart's face "oh you too! Growing uh..boy like creatures need their strength" Stuart who hesitantly took the slice noticed that Walter Jr was drooling and offered it to him as the boy snatched it out of Stuart's hand "Heck yeah! Thanks man!" He then gobbled it up
"This boy has hunger issue's" Gru laughed a little while Edith laughed pointing at the screen "look at" a laugh "look at Stuart's face" with that she fell over laughing her head off until she finally stopped and sat back up with a sigh
Lucy just shook her head smiling as she watched the scene yep those were her girls for a fact
Walter came to a stop and put a hand on the seat "alrighty who needs to stretch their legs?" He asked to his family as they all put masks on as they looked like th family for them out of Christmas fabric
The parents pulled out their own guns and Walter loaded his while his wife spoke to the minions and Binky "you guys wait here,we'll be right back"
"Okay Nelsons let's do this!" The family minus Binky and the Minions got out of the car and walked into a store while the camera focused on Kevin and Stuart looking confused "uhh.." Kevin suggested something in minionese that no one could understand while Stuart shrugged in response
A loud alarm cut them off as the family came running back into the car with bags of money and more while they took their masks off and Walter said "Okey dokey on the road again"
Lucy looked shocked "they just witnessed a crime scene and they didn't do anything?" She asked
Gru coughed getting her attention "the only reason they came to me is because I kind of stole queen Elizabeth's crown from a lady" Gru leaned backwards a bit "I was a villain and they only work for villains like the starting said...so it explains why Mel quit and the others following him"
She nodded with understanding mouthing a small 'oh'
The man stepped on the gas pedal while Kevin and Stuart were thrown into the back of their seat
The police hauled right behind them as Tina noticed this "Dad! We got company" she sat down folding her arms with a pout "it's because I tripped the alarm! I stink"
her dad who was holding out his hand got a paintball gun from his wife "hey we all make mistakes sugar plum!you're still learning " he said positively to his daughter with a smile as he leaned out the window shooting the paintball gun which the paint landed onto the police cruisers windshield
Madge who reloaded the gun nodded "your father's right Tina" reload "he wasn't this good at being evil overnight" reload "your time's coming"
The gun suddenly stopped shooting as Walter groaned "it's jammed!" And put his head back in the car when it was suddenly bumped against by the police car and swerving around to face the front of the other car
The car went zooming backwards as Walter noticed how close the police were to them
Kevin searched through the back finding a small metal gun and laughing as he said something with narrowed squinting eyes
Stuart pulled out a green grenade launcher as he looked at Kevin with a laugh almost as a teasing one making Kevin pause for a moment before starting fitting over the launcher saying "giva me!giva me!" Indicating that he wanted it
the car was thrown back around so it was forwards making both Kevin and Stuart accidentally set it off and bomb a tower which held up the power lines
The one tower started to knock over others like dominos until one finally hit a water tower causing the police to crash into it
Walter and Madge looked shocked as Walter said "Okay who did that?" Kevin shoved the launcher towards Stuart and blamed him saying "issse Stuart!" with a finger pointing at the smaller
everyone in the theater looked at the screen either amazed or startled at what happened
"What they're minions they do things on accident which might end up good or bad!" Gru explained to everyone noticing them settle down which was a signal they understood
Shocking them when he said "that was great!" With a laugh Stuart gave a nervous chuckle "bank you" as Kevin started to fight with Stuart over the grenade launcher again as Stuart latched onto the launcher hugging it
Madge looked at the two and spoke a soft tone "say fellas can we get personal for just a second?why are you going to Orlando?"
Kevin spoke something which was most likely a lie as Walter shook his head "c'mon you can tell us...you're going to villain con aren't you?"
Kevin gave a sigh of relief and nodded "si villain con" while Bob was looking at the two in the back and sang "villain con!~"
" wow so many bad guys in the car!what fun! " Madge smiled and chuckled while her husband exclaimed "I knew it! I knew you were villains didn't I honey!?what a small world! hope we're not in rival gangs"
The baby unlocked a grenade as Walter threw it out the window saying it was a joke while the bomb blew up startling the minions