Cat: Naruto X Pullea Madoka Magika X SAO X Log Horizen X Slight Overlord X Borufi
Title: Our reality isn't just a game
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Hanabi/Mami/Akatsuki/Suguha/Maple/Sally/Sinon, Kirito X Sachi/Liz
Summary: Uzumaki Naruto and Mami are the twin 16 year old children of Statesman Namikaze Minato and housewife/ former Kendo champion Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina. Naruto is a great student and is looking for a future in politics like his father while Mami was a modal. However during their spare time they LOVE playing MMO's together. Their father bought both of them a NERVGear and a copy of Yggdrasill Online to occupy their time. Little did any of them know about the fate that awaited them.
Okay so I'm going to say this NOW so there's no mistaking it in the future. ASUNA WILL NOT be part of the harem. I don't Like Asuna. I won't add her. The harem is full so no more girls will be added. There are 3 camps when it comes to Asuna. Those who Love her, those who are indifferent to her, and Those who Freaken HATE her. I am in the camp that HATE her guts. I know a lot of people Love Asuna, but not me. She is 3 females in anime who I will NEVER be favorable of Rei from HOTD, Rias from HS:DXD and Asuna.
I won't bash them and won't add them to any harems, but I'll give them a fair shake in the stories.
Review Response
LuxCarnel000: No. I'm not adding Asuna. I don't even like Asuna. Hell the only reason I haven't killed her off or bashed her is because it would serve no purpose other then mild entertainment to myself.
Md Alf: Honestly I just used Menma for Hinata's new boyfriend because I'm a bit and tired of the trope that Hinata leaves Naruto for Kiba. No Menma is NOT related to Naruto. Yes I know that Menma is a Genjutsu manifestation, but were not dealing with Chakra here. I'm going to use everyone to their fullest extent.
"This is not a game!" speech
"This is our reality!" flashback/ thought
"Assassination!" In game skills
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Chapter 6: The First Calamity Boss Pt 3
Location: Open Plains Zone, Town Of Beginnings
Place: The New Dawn Inn
Time: 2300 Saturday November 13th 2078
Mami sat at the table in the groups room drinking tea. Everyone was already hunkering down for the night. The only people not back at the moment were Hanabi and Naruto. Mami knew that regardless of his bravado Naruto was currently a nervous wreak on the inside. Naruto had always had that about him. While he was a person who believed in his own ability sometime even he could feel the weight of the world on his shoulders.
She remembered the time when they were children during Naruto's first Kendo tournament. Naruto had been training for kendo for about a year at that point. He was only 9 at the time and facing down a 12 year old in his first match. Mami had pulled Naruto to the side and gave him a small kiss. The words she said to him kinda became their defacto code for each other.
"My heart is your heart. Believe in me as I Believe in you,"
Mami was brought out of her thoughts as Kirito walked back into the room. He came over and took a seat next to Mami as he took a bisect
"I didn't know that I was the only one awake," said Kirito.
Mami made a gentle laugh. "I'm really more of a night owl. That and i'm use to working crazy hours at my job,"
"Your job?" asked Kirito.
Mami nodded. "While it may not seem like it I'm a model for Uzu Industries advertising division. I've done bikini shoots, clothing ads and the like. I've even landed a minor role in a movie. Although it was only about a two minute shot at the start of a horror movie. It's actually slightly embarrassing when I think about it," said Mami blushing.
Before Kirito could say anything Naruto and Hanabi walked into the room.
"Naru-Nii... where have you and Hanabi been?" asked Mami.
Naruto shrugged. "Just out for some air," said Naruto as he walked over to Mami and kissed her on the temple. "Make sure to get some rest Mi-nee,"
Mami nodded. "I will Naruto-Nii," said Mami. (1)
Shortly after that everyone went to get their rest.
Location: The Great Forest Entrance
Place: Just outside the doors
Time: 1200 Tuesday November 13th 2078
Diavel would be the first to admit that he didn't expect to be leading anyone in this death game. He was nothing more then an assistant programmer for a major company that made Software for computers. He had been an executive and even lead a few guilds in other games that he had played before, but this wasn't a guild. This was a collective of the strongest players in the game. 74 people all Prestige of some level. He knew for a fact that he needed to get several people onto his side when it was time to form his guild. His prime targets were that Kid Nidame Hokage and Magical Beauty. You'd have to be an idiot in both the business and Political worlds not to recognize the children of Namikaze Minato and Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina. Politically and business wise they would be invaluable assists for the future. If he could claim that he protected them to those to juggernauts of the Japanese Business and Political world then he would have it made.
However he had to think about that later. Right now he had to
Diavel slammed his sword into the ground as he looked at all the people before him. "Alright. You all know what is going on and what we are getting ourselves into. Watch each others backs and we'll come out of this alive," said Diavel.
Two Rando's pushed the door open exposing the Football sized room with a ceiling at that at least 50 feet high. At the back of the room everyone saw the red eyes of Illfang as he sat in his throne. The Kobold Lord stood up and pulled his buckler shield and Axe off of the ground and roared lighting the dark. Three Kobold Captains spawned in each wielding a massive sword.
IllFang, The Kobold Lord
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"ADVANCE!" yelled Diavel pointing his sword at Illfang.
The adventurous yelled and charged in with the intent on grouping up on the Captains.
Naruto looked Kirito's group. "Break right, well take left. Be careful of their sweeping attacks!"
Kirito nodded. "Stay safe and take care of my sister," said Kirito charged forward with his group
Naruto looked to Mami, Suguha, Hanabi, Maple, and Akatsuki. "Let's roll,"
The group charged, with Mami hanging back and firing of 2-3 pop shots every 10 seconds, keeping the Kobold lord from staying aggroed on anyone for to long. Hanabi was able to get into range first and unleashed a brutal to hit combo that dropped the Kobold Captain's HP by almost 20 percent. The Kobold captain growled and swung at Hanabi, but Maple used Quick guard to appear before Hanabi and take the damage, before Naruto and Akatsuki were upon the captain with their blades glowing.
"Double Assassination!" yelled the duo striking the Kobold Captain.
Mami aimed her rifle and gave a chant. "Fire Bolt!" yelled Mami opening fire unleashing the bolt of fire magic that Kobold captain staggering it.
The Kobold captain zeroed in on Mami and roared as he lowered his shoulder and charged at her. Mami wasn't worried as a rando Tank took the hit head on, as Agil as he slashed it with his massive buster sword.
"Thanks for the asset. I'll finish it from here!" yelled Hanabi and she set herself and pulled her right hand back. "Buddhist Palm!" yelled Hanabi hitting the Captain in the chest ending it's life.
Just as their group had finished taking out their Captain they heard the telltale sign of an Axe and buckler hitting the ground. Everyone turned and looked at Kobold as he backed away from the leading attack group. Apparently they were not all bark and no bite.
IllFang, The Kobold Lord
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"I got this!" yelled Diavel. "Mantle of the Kings! Grand Slash!"
Naruto's eyes widened. "Mantle of the Kings!? That's got to be A Secret skill!"
Illfang glared at Diavel as the foolish little man held out his sword and powered it up. Illfang reached behind him and drew his Nodachi.. He jumped upwards avoiding Diavel's attack and began to bounce around the pillars, before he used an overhead slash and slammed it into the ground, sending him Diavel flying, before he followed up with a two hit combo, before he could go for the 3rd, Naruto appeared between Illfang and Diavel using Shadow Walk Naruto drew 3 kunai and throw them. They hit Illfang and blow up. Thanks to Trickster Naruto had managed to add the explosive effect to his throwing weapons. Although Naruto's weapons were more for a stunning effect then deadly.
Grabbing Diavel he used shadow walk to appear next to his group. He looked at Diavels health. It was quickly depleting. Naruto pulled out a health crystal (2)
"Healers! We need someone to help Diavel" yelled Naruto, but the healers were currently scattered around taking care of others.
"Hold on Naru-Nii," said Mami as she placed her hands out and began to push healing Mana into Diavel to heal him. Hanabi joined in.
"Why... Why did you save me?" asked Diavel. "You could have killed Illfang if you had allowed the Last hit to connect and used your revange skill.
Diavel was referring to the Assassin/Ruler combination. If a Ruler Sub-class was killed in front of an Assassin Subclass could InstaKill a boss. Naruto looked at Diavel as Agil, Kirito, and Kibaou were all thrown away from Illfang. Naruto gripped his Kodachi in his hand.
"I'm guessing that your a Beta player then," said Mami.
Diavel grit his teeth. "That doesn't matter," said Diavel.
"Your right. That doesn't matter. But to answer your question. Why do I need a reason to save you?" asked Naurto as he readied his kodachi. "I will never allow a comrade to die if I can help it,"
Diavel's eyes widened. It was foolish to go against Illfang. He was buffed in speed and attack. His Nodachi increased his range and his attack pattern was uber busted. So why didn't he take the easy out. Why didn't he just follow the accepted strategy used in most games?
Naruto vanished and appeared in the sky before spinning several times. "Razor Wheel!" yelled Naruto slashing into Illfang.
As he landed on the ground Illfang glared at Naruto and raised his Nodachi to attack Naruto, only for Agil to jump in front of Naruto and used his own attack still to knock the nodachi upwards. Hanabi and Suguha appeared and jumped off of Agil's shoulders and kicked Illfang in his head, while Suguha slashed him several times. Mami spun her rifle a few times while chanting, before firing off a large fire bolt that burned IllFang forcing Illfang to drop his Nodachi. Asuna and Kirito charged at Illfang and attacked Illfang several times. Naruto took this moment to use thief and snatch the weapon for himself for several moments.
Naruto jumped into the sky. "EAT THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Naruto and stabbed the blade into Illfang's head, depleting the rest of his HP.
Congratulations
You have defeated the Calamity Lord
of the Open Plains
The Great Forest Zone
Is Now open to All Players
Everyone looked at the message and screamed in joy at the fact that they managed to not only defat the first boss, but they did it without losing a single man.
"Hokage!" yelled Diavel.
Everyone stopped celebrating as they watched Diavel walk up to Naruto. The air was Tense. As the Raid Commander stared down one of the party leaders. Diavel stuck out his hand and put on his winning smile. Everyone let out a breath they didn't realize that they were holding.
"You not only saved my life, but ended Illfang. Thanks to you we won without a single death. As a matter of fact... I could use you by my side. Once Guilds become a thing I want you in my guild. I want you as the Special Operations Leader of the Liberation Front," said Diavel.
Several people looked at him and his offer with looks of awe ad in Kibaou's case jealousy. Diavel had proven himself to be an effective leader. For him to offer such a high ranking position in his future Guild, essentially the position of third in command of what would easily be a Top tier Guild. Several people would be joining up with Diavel once the option was open.
Naruto looked at Diavel's hand, before looking back at man himself. "No," said Naruto
"What!" asked several people.
"I said no. I can say it in other languages if you want. Nay, nee, nein, non. I'm not going to follow you," said Naruto.
Diavel frowned. "It's unwise to do that. We are stronger as a team you and I. Between my power as Ruler and your skills in Assassination it would be wise to stay by my side. Your sister is welcome on my staff as well," said Diavel hoping that Naruto -and by extension mami- would see reason.
Naruto snorted. "That's rich," said Naruto
"Your already think yourself a king, but I'm not here to follow anyone aside from my brother. We'll follow our own path to freedom," said Mami.
Naruto turned to leave, only for Kibaou to stop him. "Hey kid show Diavel-san some respect!" growled the orange haired man.
Mami and Suguha got between Kibaou and Naruto. Akatsuki went to grab her kodaci and defend the man that she had come to call her master. (3)
Hanabi snorted. "Respect? He was about to sacrifice himself for a victory that was easily earned," said Hanabi.
"Hey watch your mouth girl! Diavel did what he thought he needed to do," said Another following
Several people began to argue. Kibaou and several of his and Diavel's goons argued that Diavel was the only person that they saw fir to lead them. Others thought that Diavel overstepped his boundaries when he basically threatened Naruto after he denied him. Some like Kirito, Asuna, and Agil tried to stay out of it as it was not their place. It looked like it was going to explode into violence.
"ENOUGH!" yelled Naruto making everyone stop and look at him."You want to play this game of politics. Go ahead. I don't want any part of it,"
"Think about what your saying!" yelled Diavel. "The Liberation Front needs someone like you at the head of our Special Operations. Hard Dungeons, Zone Bosses, You could lead and train them as needed, with you only answering to me. Regardless of what you think. You are a pillar of strength,"
"And I'll keep being t hat pillar to my friends and those in need of it. In ancient times, before the formation of the Oniwaban Organization in the Megi, the Koga, the Iga, and the Fuma. A organization that existed in the shadows that saw the rise and fall of warlords and the like. A group that directly reported to the Emperor. A group my Family was apart of. The ANBU Black ops," said Naruto making many back away in fear of such an ominous sounding group.
Mami wanted to slap her head in frustration. Was any of that real? Hell no! ANBU Black Ops was a group that Naruto and Mami made up for themselves and their friends when they were younger and liked to play Ninja and princess. Mami blushed thinking of all the times she gave Naruto kisses for saving her.
As Naruto made his way towards the now open gates to the Forest Zone with his crew, he knew that this wasn't going to be the last time he heard of this. After all... They had just proven that they could beat the bosses. The politics that were about to follow were another matter altogether.
Next time
The Great Forest Zone has become open to All players. Factions are on the rise, each looking to gain a foothold and control in the Forest. As this is happening a war is happening in the trees. Goblins, Forest Elves and Players all trapped in what is an boiling pot waiting to explode.
Our reality isn't just a game
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And Cut. Zone 2 Opens up next chapter. I'm out!
A/N
1: Before someone asks again. Naru-Nii and Mi-nee are Naruto and Mami's PET/NICK names for each other. Background is simple. Up until they were a certain age they didn't know who was older as Kushina and Minato refused to say who came out first. So they were both the 'Big' Sibling.
2: I will for the life of me never understand why Diavel didn't accept the health potion? I get that he said that it was useless as he suffered to much damage. But if enough potions/Crystals were spammed he would have lived.
3: Akatsuki was REALLY heavy into her role play in Log Horizen. Almost to the point it affected her mind. Same with Chief.