Last profile update, 03-05-2018? Not anymore!!! :D

The author LadyMaito, previously fersuremaybefersurenot98, is a nineteen year old Native American female from the US. She is in her second year of college, working toward a degree in elementary education. She enjoys anime, literature, art, good food, and tea. She also goes by LadyHatake on Ao3 and LadyMaito on DeviantArt.

Dear Readers :)

Hey!

Thought I'd give a heads-up, and say that I plan on changing my UN to LadyMaito :) but everyone will probably know me as fersuremaybefersurenot98.

The reason I'm changing it is simple: when I created my account, I was thirteen and going through an angsty semi-emo stage without the fried black fringe and a thousand ugly rubber bracelets. Now, well...I'm nineteen, in college, and not pregnant, I might add. :D I like my username, sort of, but I kinda cringe when I see it. It's a lyric from the song "Fer Sure Maybe Fer Sure Not" by the Medic Droid. Ugh! Yuck!

So, in the words of Benny Weir- "Eh, sounds emo" (Siren Song). The 98 is from the year I was born. :) Alas, I decided "what the hell". If someone likes my stories enough, they'll find them to read again. Right? I can't imagine anyone was fond of it lol. Naruto fans may recognize the 'Maito'. I adore Maito Gai, he is such great husband material, even if he is weird lol.

I've known some of you for literally years! I'm such a bad author, I've kept people hanging also for literally years. Seriously, I dunno what it is. I should've taken the fucking chance to write during the summer when I didn't have to go to school. I swear, everything is somehow more stressful when you go to college lol. I still live at home, but I am sort of a parental figure to my little siblings, as mom's an unreliable deadbeat and dad works a lot. My community college is tiny and as per fucking usual, I've only made like one new almost-friend my own age, but on the plus side, I get along well with most of the teachers (sigh).

Anyway, if I think to write more, and if anyone actually reads this, I'll add to it. :) I love my readers!!! Especially my regular reviewers, but I'm not sure I have permission to add their names here, so they'll just have to know that they're who I mean, lol. Talk to me anytime about anything! Well, not anything, but you get what I mean :L I miss having online friends. At least 39% of you are lovely!!! :D

Until next time! Mwah!

- Fersure :)

Some filler info below, because I haven't had any for like a couple years or so:

Fave Anime:

Naruto!!! Attack On Titan (I also read the manga for the first two), Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Black Butler, InuYasha and Ouran Host Club.

I also LIKE but haven't committed to:

Pokemon, Sword Art Online, The Devil is a Part-Timer (I actually watched all of this one, but don't consider it a flavorite), The Seven Deadly Sins, One-Punch Man, and Shonen Onmyouji.

Fave / Well-Liked Movies & TV Shows:

(Likely not in exact order, and I'm sure I've forgotten a few. I LIKE a lot of movies and TV Shows. Not all of these have a place in my heart, however favorite is a loose term, and I can consider my "favorite" ones to be anything I can sit down to and just watch at a given time.)

Naruto!!! (Had to add it twice), Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Beauty and the Beast!!! (Original cartoon and 2017 version.) Star Trek (the reboots and the original series), Mulan, The Princess Bride, Dirty Dancing (first movie), Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman), Scream (movies and TV show), Bridezillas, Say Yes to the Dress, The Newlywed Game, Baggage, Perks of Being a Wallflower, ) Halloween (J.L. Curtis) Hercules (cartoon), Can't Buy Me Love, The Breakfast Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Captain America Movies, The Avengers Movies, El Derado, Moana, Bunks, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Harry Potter, Insidious Movies, Conjuring Movies, Monsters and Mysteries in America, A Haunting, Paranormal Witness, The Dead Files, Ghost Adventures, House MD, The Walking Dead, Radio Rebel, White Chicks, 13 Going on 30, The Vampire Diaries, etc etc. I've probably forgotten more than a few.

Favorite Books:

OMG too many, I'm a huge geek, but...The Infernal Devices, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Fablehaven, Morganville Vampires, and Balefire, to name a few.

I'd name favorite quotes, but I'm too lazy, so I'll do that later.

Fave Music:

Ed Sheeran is an angel. I can like almost anything other than rap, techno, dance and trap. Rap artists I like are Eminem and Macklemore, as well as some Nikki Minaj. I love Ed Sheeran. I can like music from any genre (except rap, excluding the ones I named), but take country in light doses. I love Ed Sheeran. I'm particularly fond of instrumental covers, usually by violin or piano. I like 80's music, as people actually had class back then. I like a few classical pieces.

Fave YouTubers:

jacksepticeye [I adore him!, pewdiepie (2013 :c sad but true), Dan and Phil, HeyParis, Danger/Planet Dolan, Mr. Nightmare, Corpse Husband, Loey Lane, TrinityJae, Captain Sparkles, PVP, JaeYoel, MagicofRahat, and that llama channel with the animated scary stories. I might be missing a few others. I watch YouTube frequently but not specifically.

Fun Facts About Moi:

- When I was born, there were literally two tornadoes and two funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, so I was almost born in the fucking sky lmao.

- I'm an AVID yaoi and slash reader -pervy smirk-

- I love like almost all food. With the exception of avocados and honey, which I want to love, but sadly can only tolerate when paired with other things. I dip chicken nuggets in honey, and will eat honey-glazed whatever, but I find it unappealing in tea or on its own. Avocados are okay, but just okay. I like them on salads and subs but not on their own. I make the baked avocado-egg thing and I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Sucks for me because I know their both good for you. [UPDATE: Since I wrote this (3-05-18, almost exactly a year ago(!) I have come to adore avocados, isn't that great??] Oh, and I HATE black licorice. [That will never change.]

- I'm superficially bisexual. At my current standing, I can't imagine being in a long term relationship with a woman, but I find the female body more than appealing. [I've also changed my views a tad on this topic. Sometimes I feel...asexual?]

- I've only had three crushes in my life.

- I used to say I'd never watch anime, and that I hated it. Five years ago, anime was the shit stuck under my sandals. Now, I'm a full-blown weeb. :D