My life is on fire, the world is on fire, everything is on fire. This is awesome, let's make S'mores.

Don't like dumb stories? Sorry, I ain't the guy you'd wanna look into then. If anything. I'd call my stories "Junkfood Fics", in the sense that they're fun, and good, but not gonna change the world. I care more about "Did you laugh?" than "Did you feel like this changed the way you looked at this super obscure character you don't know about-WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A TVTROPES PAGE!?"

...But I digress.

(Although a tropes page would be cool...)

Fanbases I hang out in: Watch_Dogs, Overwatch, Mortal Kombat, Dead by Daylight, Just Cause, Tokyo Ghoul (Yes, really.), Dragon Ball (big shock), Sonic the Hedgehog, Dungeons and Dragons, Scott Pilgrim, Hazbin Hotel (come at me), DOOM, Animal Crossing, Oddworld (Y'all are sleeping on Stranger's Wrath), Godzilla, Skull Girls (Skullgirls?), Pokémon, Alien/Predator, Street Fighter, Comics (Marvel, DC, IDW, Dark Horse), Willy's Wonderland, Transformers and whatever else I feel like.

Anyhow, look below to see what's being worked on with a (hopeful) ETA on when to expect the next chapter of each story.

Have a look at what Mad Dawg looks like: deviantart. com/skorchntorch/art/Mad-Dawg-2021-Update-866026155

(Profile Art is by Luca Bicono, look her up @LucaBicono to commission her.)

SEPTEMBER 1st UPDATE: I really enjoy doing this, writing these stories has been some of the best experience I've had in my entire life. But I feel like I've pushed way too hard and am beginning to hit burnout. Maybe trying to write 12 stories at once was a bad idea, maybe it wasn't.

Don't worry, I'M NOT QUITTING.

We all got that? Good.

I'm gonna slow down though, mainly focus on four stories (Alola, Doom Slayer!, Dawg Outta Hell, The Bastich of Hogwarts and The Z Fighters React to DEATH BATTLE! (Take 2)

I'm not abandoning my other stories, as I really enjoy them, but they'll be updated... when they're updated. I'm not going to use this as an excuse to never touch them again, but I feel like trying to carry twelve stories at once is just gonna drag everything down.

Thank you all for understanding. I know I've said this a few times, but you have brought me further than my wildest imaginations could've thought. I'm in this for the long haul, and I want to bring you the best (or at least, entertaining) stories I can.

CURRENT WORKS:

Dawg Outta Hell: Mad Dawg is in hell. Literally! But this is Mad Dawg we're talking about, so who's trapped with who? And what's this about... demon rehab? (Chapter 25 is up! The story is coming to a close.)

The Z Fighters React To Death Battle! (Take 2) - Exactly what it sounds like. I took over from JLyman and I'm continuing with this story! (Dante v Bayonetta is up! I'm working on the next chapter, plus an Anniversary Special!)

Talon: A Dawg's Tale - What if somethings happened... differently? And a once heroic and free-spirited hero of Overwatch became the monster he was supposed to be? Heck, can Talon handle that? (Chapter 19 is being worked on.)

Alola, Doom Slayer! - What happens when the Doom Slayer ends up angering guardians of time and space, life, death and then winds up in the Alolan Islands? Will he become a Pokémon master? Will he find love? Or will he rip and tear everything that gets in his way? Yeah. The second option. That sounds like the most logical and likely option. (Chapter 15 is being worked on.)

The New Blood - An upcoming Dead By Daylight story which will be a whole new world with the OG characters. (Chapter three is in up!)

Uber Culture - Meet Axle, he's a normal Uber driver, his riders... Are not so normal. (Chapter 4 is up, thinking about chapter 5.)

Memories Of A Forgotten Elder God - Lost to time, the Realms, and even the other Elder Gods, Xunos Atax (or 'Roc' as he goes by now) finds himself reflecting on choices he made in the past, and pondering the choices he made and how they affected his future. All while trying to help a new group of Kombatants deal with an old foe. (Chapter six is up.)

A Simple Life - After the events of MKX, Mileena finds herself brought back to life thanks to Kronika's time wave. However, she awakens to find herself not in Outworld, but Earthrealm. What does this mean for the half-tarkatan empress? Only one way to find out... (Chapter 6 is up.)

The Bastich of Hogwarts - The Main Man is hired to protect Harry Potter. This should end well. (NEWEST CHAPTER IS UP!)

The Adventures of Kahn Jr. - A clone of Shao Kahn is brought to Earthrealm. Can he be taught? Or will he become like the original? Or will he get addicted to bubble tea? Let's find out. (Updated. Finally.)

Life In Boonton - Here's a Mortal Kombat AU story concerning the Kombatants in a small town, is this a weird idea? Yes.

FINISHED AND DEAD WORKS

Overwatch: A Dawg's Tale - A story which started as a joke but has developed as much, much more. 'Mad Dawg' is a OC I made just for kicks, and the story follows him on his adventures with the Overwatch characters. (Finished. Finally.)

The Loud Dawg House - Mad Dawg finds himself in a new world, meeting new friends, and forgoing any real sense of danger. Because hey, if you can survive being blown up, shot, stabbed, mutilated and humiliated, you can handle one boy and ten girls. Right? ...right? (Blitzed through it, finished it, good enough!)

Suicide Squad: Where Are You? - Shaggy and Scooby are on a road trip to Metropolis to open a restaurant, then they run into the Suicide Squad. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? (I resurrected this story. Hooray. No idea when chapter two will be up, but I'll work on it... this story is here because I have no idea when it will continue.)

Stranger's Song - A one-shot story about a familiar face meeting with Eliza after being gone for so long. (Done)

QUICK NOTE:

If you want an idea or have ideas you feel aren't fully developed, and need help fleshing out, PM me, and I'll try to help. I won't write stories for you, but I'll do my best to help in any way I can. But I won't write stories for you.

"A friend loves at all times." ~ Proverbs 17:17

Also, I use Deviantart, and Twitter hit me up at @NTorch to see some mindless sketches I do occasionally (and A test image of Mad Dawg, if you wanna try yourself, feel free, I don't have a solid image just yet.) and Twitter I'll update you all with how stories are coming, as well as get into annoying fights with people.

ABOUT GOKU VS. SUPERMAN

So, this is kinda the big one. It's not coming soon, I just want you all to know what you can expect... So, my longest anything on this site for a single chapter was fifty-six pages for Spawn vs. Kratos. I'm aiming for at least sixty pages for Goku vs. Superman. Currently, I have thirty-six pages, and just got past the opening theme song.

This was a mistake.

And I can't wait for you all to see it!

Again, don't expect it anytime soon (heck, it may not be until 2022 if we're all alive somehow) but it is coming and I'm doing mountains upon mountains of research. And no, I'm not making anything I just said up.

Also, no. I'm not telling you how it's gonna end. Because I don't know myself yet.

Also, also. This is gonna be SSSSUUUUUPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRRRR self-indulgent. Not with Skorch and Dawg taking centre stage, but with scenes being expanded, dramatized, and everything being cranked up to 13.

Mad Dawg

Species: ‘Human’ (Technically)

Age: 16 (Presumably, real ‘age’ unknown)

Height: 6’1” (Presently) Weight: 130 lbs. (Human)

Story of Origin: Overwatch: A Dawg’s Tale

Nationality: Mixed (Swedish, Irish, Spanish ((Xolapa, Guerrero)) long story.)

Likes: Parkour, explosions, helping those who need it, nachos, tacos, Mexican food in general, rock music, hip-hop music, Lúcio’s music, spray painting, drawing, chainsaws, shotguns, Mountain Dew, near-death scenarios, horror movies, monster movies, Dedsec, traveling, making new friends, Overwatch, milkshakes, burgers, the Shimada Crime Family (at least the Ex-Leader), burning incense, pinball, Low-Fi Hip-Hop, Thrash Metal, go-karting, reading comics, sleeping in, Dungeons and Dragons, baking desserts, cider (hard and non-hard), traveling, chainsaws (he really likes chainsaws).

Dislikes: Talon, terrorism, Virus, himself, his past, exploitation of the lower class, racism, prejudice, tomatoes, green tea, his ‘Mom’ (long story), being told he’s little, being told he’s too young to understand something, bullies, cops, government, romance films, wrestling, math, school, separation, medication, people talking behind his back, classical music, laboratories, scientists (with a few exceptions), egotistical people, abusers, paintball, reading history, Egypt (with a few exceptions), being held to a strict schedule, sudoku/puzzles in general.

Personality: Hyperactive, traumatized, devil-may-care, broken, adventurous, compassionate, sometimes a bit too focused on something meaningless.

Skorch

Species: ‘Eternal Watcher’ (True Origin/Species Unknown)

Age: Unknown, possibly ageless.

Height: Changes frequently, roughly 6’4 on most days.

Weight: N/A

Story of Origin: The Z-Fighters React To Death Battle! (Take 2)

Likes: Traveling, food, meeting new people, recording history, good fight scenes, the Z-Fighters, Death Battle, heroes, people overcoming struggles, making connections with people, slushies, soda, beer, whiskey, puns, pranks, bad jokes, karma, good stories, anime, video games, comic books, interesting ideas, hearing from other people.

Dislikes: Genocidal maniacs, egotistical people, being held accountable, being held to his own rules, watching people suffer, watching bad people succeed, thrash metal, modern rap music, quesadillas, coffee, organization, military, cops, government, yoga, vegan drinks, vegan-burgers, vegans in general (his Ex was one), his Ex, talking about his past.

Personality: Wise and stupid simultaneously. Laid-back, semi-stoner, genuine, mischievous.

AM I DEAD OR GONE?

TLDR: If a full year goes by with not a single update, assume I'm either dead, or decided I was done. I wpn't do that without telling people, but should something happen, wait a year, then know I'm gone.

Everything will meet. Everything is connected. All stories begin and end, but not always in that order.