On a mission to take down dirty politician Ganon, newlywed small business owners and part time hackers devise a plan to scam him of all he's worth. Things go awry when their pseudo-company is led by a mute sales representative and a nymphomaniac executive. Femmeslash. T for themes and language. Also, snarky first person narrative.

This is but one of the legends of which the people speak. When a desert king first turned his gaze to the green fields of Hyrule. Of a time when civil war threatened to consume that fertile land. Of great and terrible dark margics defeated, and darker still waiting to strike.

Tick tock tick tock.

Link was always the one to fix things and make Dark link happy,but that was the past. Now Dark link is in ruins because his love,Link,has disappeared without a trace.He slowly starts thinking about the past and how he even fell in love with his angel,but even now he needs Link to come back and fix things,but he's gone, and Dark's heart is broken in pieces only held by loose chains.

She couldn't remember meeting him before, but somehow, felt as though they'd introduced themselves a thousand times.

Teeny tiny Zelink oneshot that's from a scene in Fullmetal Alchemist. Spoilers for FMA inside, so be warned! (Oneshot, complete, Zelink)

A take the Hero of Time's first encounter with Kaepora Gaebora. OOT-centric. Slightly meta. Drabble.

Despues de formar oficialmente una familia con la llegada de su primogenito, Link decide evitarse las nodrizas y constumbres de la realeza involucrandolo a el y a Zelda en una loca y conmovedora aventura sobre como ser padres, ambos sin tener un ejemplo claro de lo que es ser un padre o madre especificamente, para evitar entregar a su bebe a el cuidado de una nana y las costumbres

Please read! I hope someone will actually do this

Chaos assures in Hyrule as Link's obsession with leaves has grown out of hand, Zelda's actually acting like a princess, Malon's Father is freaking out over milk, and to top it all off, Ruto is the sane one. With a lot of problems with no solutions, Malon and her friends will have to live their lives in what is known as Hyrule Madness. Rated L for Lemmy and crack-fic mayhem.

My take on Nabooru in the form of a poem. If you like Nabooru, then check this out. *REVISED**COMPLETE*

ONE-SHOT. Aryll and Saria become friends.

Las tierras de Holodrum y Labrynna han recuperado su paz. El Heroe elegido por la Trifuerza ha triunfado por encima de las fuerzas de la Oscuridad. Ahora ha llegado el momento de irse y regresar a su hogar. Pero antes hay una cosa más que tendra que resolver...

The chosen hero here to save the world from evil is packing a cell phone, life replenishing energy drinks, and the Master Blaster. But demon lords in red leather jackets, rescue missions, and very unhelpful companions will complicate the matter. Oh, and did I mention that the hero is a girl? Rated M for language.

What happens between Link's incarnations? Who is the Fierce Deity? Who is Majora? Why is Ganondorf evil? These questions and more are answered in my Zelda theory fueled story. Rated T to be safe. WARNING: This story is very thought-provoking and philosophical, and will not have action at first.

Link has done what Zelda said and has grown up to an 18 year old man, but he seems to remember a beautiful young girl on a ranch.

After the Twilight Invasion, some brave souls formed a resistance movement. But the occupying forces have gotten wind of their existence.

The Hero of Winds meets a new friend. (This is not intended to be a pairing.)

A dark force takes over Hyrule and it is up to Link, an underdog and very weak knight, to stop it. Will Link find his courage and learn to be a true knight? Will Link and Zelda fall in love? Read and find out!

A young ranch hand, two royals, and old evil. Sounds like a mixture for adventure and magic for Link, a young man charged with the task of delivering a sword to her majesty Princess Zelda, however, it appears destiny has a change of plans for him.

It's crimson blood red rubies stared into my ocean water blue sapphires.

Hey! This is my novelization of Majora's Mask, one of the best 3D games ever! Read AND review. NO FLAMES!

Since Prince Xagrun's arrival, Hyrule's peace has been declining. After garnering both the king and council's trust, he pushes to unify the Gerudo and Hyrulian kingdoms. Princess Zelda, however, questions his intentions. Forced to rely on an ancient legend, can she realize Xagrun's motives before Hyrule falls under his control? And who is the strange man that shadows the prince?

Dark Link berhasil mengalahkan Link di Water Temple. Namun ternyata, setelah mengalahkan Link, dia juga mengobati lukanya juga? Apa yang dipikirkan oleh 'Sisi Gelapnya' Link itu? SHOUNEN-AI/BL! Dark Link x Link! GAJE AND TYPO EVERYWHERE! DLDR! Based from LoZ Ocarina of Time. RnR please? :3

Shad had known he would have to sketch a nude model at some point during his art class. What he did not know was that the model in question would be Link… It's awkward enough that he has to sketch someone he knows naked. It's a whole other kind of awkward when it's someone he's in love with. Shad/Link.