Seagoatinkhide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Greek Mythology, Naruto, Hellboy, Supernatural, X-Men: The Movie, NANA, Ouran High School Host Club, X-Men, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Tin Man, Blood+, and Homestuck. Holy shit I just went through my old email account attached to this. I haven't been on or around for so long. Call me Colby. I'm not here that much and I don't think I will be much more anyway. I'm on ao3 now, posting better stories now that I'm better at writing or something? I just read like 3 paragraphs into one of my stories. Wow, I did not think jack shit through to make anything make sense. I'm keeping everything around for kicks and giggles at this point. Links to active accounts: I will doubtfully ever return to the stories you see here, on Fanfiction.net. I'm deeply sorry if you were enjoying them, even if it was simply for comedic purposes. I'm happy to have grown as a writer, but I will be leaving these stories behind. | |||||||
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Lightning by RaiMarshel reviews
The last thing she expected after quiting the military was to get a phone call from some agency that promised they could 'help her' with her ability. The second to last thing was falling for a red demon that always seemed to be able to pissed her off.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,083 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hellboy
Choke by minn's.star reviews
"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,478 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Stab Bruno Mars in his Goddamn Esophagus by JustSayNoToPants reviews
Gamzee's life revolves around his spit fire of a roommate, stabbing people full of holes, and a boy who lives in the stacks of the library. Unfortunately, he's also tied to a bottle of pills that sits so unassumingly in his bathroom cabinet. GamTav
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Let's Talk by King of Drag reviews
The Grand Highblood is irritated about something, the Summoner suggests talking about it. But the talk doesn't go as expected. - Ancestooors! Rated M for later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - The Grand Highblood, The Summoner
Do You Love Me? by Kisshulover1 reviews
"Do you love me?" That's what Tino has been trying to ask the man that he's been with for six months... That simple little question that could set his heart ablaze, or crack it in two. Which answer will Berwald give? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
One Big Misunderstanding by mistamie reviews
Alfred comes home after being held as a POW to learn his lover has married another. He goes into hiding, adopting a child named Anna, who 15 years later is employed under a Mr. Kirkland, who thinks his lover is dead. Will they see the truth from lies?USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Je suis un Homme by AAJ Edward reviews
I'm a man: a sentence that holds so much meaning for the world. And two countries in particular. Ludwig is depressed, sick of being alone and hated. Francis is sick of watching his people fight and hurt. Together, they hold onto this phrase. LudwigFrancis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Germany, France
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Abe's Liz by Abigaila Snape reviews
Takes place after second movie so has a few spoilers. Manning brings a new girl to the bureau that has Abe's interest piqued.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,392 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Abe S.
Escaping Egypt by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
After a crazed villain's time machine goes off at an unfortunate time, the Titans are transported to Ancient Egypt. With an evil pharaoh watching their every move, they have to find a way home before they are picked off one by one. RxS RxBB
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Starfire, Robin
Utilising Both Sides by dratcat reviews
Pleasure was something rarely used as a debilitating weapon, which struck Mayuri as odd, considering that it could drive a person just as insane as pain could. Perhaps he should do some experimenting... Contains masturbation kink. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Sold by Pthalo Blue reviews
Qui-Gon is too late to save young Obi-Wan from a salacious woman.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
So Many Secrets by indianorphan16 reviews
Elea Elysar knows that she is different from other children her age.She has strange powers known as the Force.Her story is one of great power, forbidden love, and so many secrets.Join her as she sees her full potential of being a Jedi Knight.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Obi-Wan K.
Abe's Little Devil Kitten by DirEnGreyLOVE reviews
As a young child Angel was found in a lab and was raised at the B.P.R.D and as she grew up so did her love for Abe though Abe feels the same way its hard to show it...and it seems the new Agent John Meyers is making Abe on edge about HIS Kitten AbexOC
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
The Padawan's Secret by Moony3003 reviews
Obi-Wan gets a new Padawan and things arent quite what they seem. Will he discover her secret before things go wrong? Rated M for later chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin by TheShoelessOne reviews
CainDG. Series of ficlets on what could have been. Don't blame me, I only listen to the voices in my head.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,338 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Cain, DG
If you give a mouse a cookie by Kuro Guardian reviews
Data could have gone a long time without ever finding this out, in fact he could have gone forever.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Data, W. Riker - Complete
Telekinetic by Crisis Cherubium reviews
Avery has powerful telekinetic powers and is recruited by the B.P.R.D. where she befriends the psychic amphibian.But a sinister man wants to use her for evil plans.R for violence, language, sexual content, abuse, and nearly rape.AbexOC more summary inside
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 8/10/2004
Hunting With Sam by sexyhunter reviews
One shot....A little something for Sam after the hunt! Warning: Adult content
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
A Perfect Mate by lucideye reviews
Brains or beauty? Data faces the age-old dilemma. A little chess, a little sex, a little language and a little Freud. Read and review please.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,681 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Data
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GoatFish and Bulls reviews
Gamzee is an art student in college who happens to have an eye for Mohawk boy, a volunteer at the zoo and a fellow artist. Drabbles, M for language and just in case.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
From the ProdigyChild's Shadow reviews
Toshiko Smith has just taken her brother's place in Ouran, but not in her family. She is not the prodigy-child her big brother was. She is stuck in the shadows of his perfection and wants out. Maybe the Host Club can help. M so I can do whatever. ?/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011
Infatuation reviews
Hades was in love with a god's daughter since her birth and pulled her from Olympus, but when his grip wavered she fell amongst the mortal man. Since the beginning, the stars have read her story, here is the English interpretation.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012
Primary
The never-ending "What If" scenario as seen from the eyes that chance from green to yellow and back again. OC multi-pairings
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Diva, Saya
The United States of Alfie's Gremlins
Spilling water on America has the same effect as spilling water on a Gremlin. But his spawns turned into states.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America
Mama Austria reviews
Take a look into Mama Austria's house as he raises Czechoslovakia, his twins, with Papa Hungary, his wife in Mr. Germany's house! PreWWI-? NOT GENDERBENT OC/Germany eventually
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Germany, Austria
Dream Weaver reviews
How do you pull someone into reality when they live in the Realm of Dreams?
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - J. Krauss
Master of Beasties reviews
Starting just after the witch is defeated, Glitch is reunited with Ambrose and remembers fragments of the fair lady he left behind, the Master of Beasties. She is not so pleased to see that Glitch shows up more often than not. Ambrose/OC/Glitch. Holy Crap I need to redo this. It's embarrassing.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Glitch, unknown
When and Then reviews
Theresa seems to suffer from insanity, and her older brother looks out for her. Their mother, is their step mom and this girl somehow knows that. No one understands how to protect the kids, besides the other.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Demon Of the Uchihas reviews
Not been updated on deviantart for a while because of lack of reviews. i hope for better luck here. Amaya is from another village but she seems very mysterious and familiar. Kakashi seems to like her but something is being left out. what is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Out of Place reviews
Skylar OC is returning to see professor Xavier. She has so much power, not to mention control over water, the life giving gift. Nightcrawler/OC NightcrawlerxOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Hidden Want Intervines reviews
I just need my space for a little while..." Wisp explained quietly. Wisp loved him, but tried to never show it, her thoughts always wondered where they weren't welcome. Abe/OC ABExOC
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Abe S., Princess Nuala
Mend These Broken Pieces reviews
A victim of child abuse. She screams when she's all alone, cries then too. Now it's up to the Host Club to help bring her up and mend her broken pieces. Hurt/comfort, and a possible twist of romance. M so I can do whatever I want. ?/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Czechoslovakia's Pants reviews
Based off of the Munich Agreement, where Britain and France give Germany Czechoslovakia's Sudetenland, otherwise known as Czechoslovakia's Pants. Rated for slight language and implied sexual themes. Germany/OC Czechoslovakia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Germany - Complete
Umm Jessica Maybe reviews
Imagine having three mutants in one teen's body. That's how it is for Lilian day-in and day-out. Her favorite song is really a nursery rhyme: Jack and Jill. It's also the names she gave to the two other mutants who reside inside her mind.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
Stubborn Lifestyles Unite! reviews
Aki Matsumoto and her twin brother Kano move and transfer to Ouran High School. Aki reunites with Megumi, her personal dress up model/doll and Hell breaks loose! Randomness never ceases to exist with this anemic girl and her life. MorixOC KyoyaxOC R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Love Me Save Me reviews
NobuxOC She's a hurt kid, well she acts like a kid, sometimes. She needs help, and he just cant help but stay away from him.
NANA - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Nobu
Past, Present, Future reviews
Things will change, but I don't want them to change all that much. I have grown scared, Not much has been all that the same. A blue fish man comes along, he's kind of cute kisame/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
Kira Yondaime's First Child reviews
Kira is Yondaime's first child, shes kakashi's age.... Wait Naruto is her 13 year old little brother! Yondaime seems to like her more, but shes with Kakashi Naruto's sensei. True. All Hell breaks loose at the Chuunin exams... bad summary. KakaxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fear of Sleep reviews
Loshyma is a child of Zeus and deeply cared for by all.. until she awakens with what seems to be a lie. I dont know where this is going but at least i have a plot!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete