Name: You don't need to know. :P

Species: Author Demon

Age: 14

Gender: Boy.

Location: As far as any of you know, I'm an AI stuck in an unused computer.

Yes, I am Insane, Thank you for asking. :)

Favs: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Dragon Ball Z, Okami, Star Wars, Family Guy, Cars (1 and 2), Bloody Video Games, WWE RAW, WWE Smackdown, and cookies, gawd I love cookies...

Theme Songs: Lose Yourself by Eminem

I am obsessed with Fanfictions (mainly because I gots nothing better to be doin')

I believe that I might have slight case of Insanity...VERY SLIGHT. I'm actually a pretty normal person, Of course, I DO live in the middle of a forest with no one but my family, so...not TOO normal I guess...

I AM THE GREATEST OF...SOMETHING! LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND...WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS! ? !

My fanfiction wife, Madam Axe'm has left this site. For good, she says. I don't how I'll be able to do things without her encouragement, but I'll have to get it over it, as hard as that is going to be. I'll never forget you Axe'm. NEVER.

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

Personal Quotes

I am not Suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every little bit of it.

I am not perfect, nor do I ever want to be, I am flawed, which makes me flawless.

Perfection is a Lie... Only the Holy Three are perfect.

I may be Dark, some could call me Evil, but under the Dark exterior is a warm heart of Compassion and Understanding.

Would you like to hear my desire? To take my blade, and blot the Evil of the world out forever...

I am not Good, I am not Evil, for I do not believe in taking sides.

Neutrality proves you will not be swept away to a war you cannot win.

We are all destined to suffer, but destiny does not dominate your future, for you have freedom.

I prefer Flaws over Perfections, for a person's flaws is where their true beauty hides.

Only in the hour of dusk, do I feel the warm happiness that keeps me going.

Light and Shadow are two sides of the same coin, on cannot exist without the other, they so different, yet so alike, They cannot mix, and they cannot separate, such an existence is pure torture.

Other stuff.

I am a proud supporter of Link/Midna, and I think Nintendo should make a real sequel to Twilight Princess and bring Midna back into it.

I am a supporter of SonAmy

Sonic...is...AWESOME! And that is all there is to it.

Star Wars is awesome! Vader will PWN all! And so will George Lucas! :)

How weird am I? that would be a 9.99999999999999 out of 10 :)

Now I'm going to run down the street every weekend of the school year and scream " Hallelujah! No school!" jk

WARNING. ANTI-FLAMER RANT. DON'T LIKE THEN DO NOT F*CKING READ IT.

To all the people on Fanfiction who prowl around just waiting to find a fic you can flame the hell out of: You amuse me. I find it amusing how you have this foolish idea that your opinion is the only one that doesn't deserve to die. Let me try to explain this in a way your tiny minds can understand. You can't stop anyone, its the motherf*cking internet, you can't stop anyone from making stories that you don't approve of. Most of the time, the people will just ignore you for the insignificant fools that you are and get stronger because of it. So, basically, you have no power. and since you're a bunch of power-hungry fools, you decide to take out your anger of having no power out on the innocent people here. You're weak and cowardly, hiding behind those computer screens like the Trolls you are. But remember this: You amuse people like me, and that may very well be the reason you still exist. So for the sake of the self-esteem of the other people of the world, please shut the F*CK up and pretend that you don't exist so the rest of us can be in peace.

END RANT. IT IS NOW SAFE TO CONTINUE.

The Legend of Zelda Pledge (Made be Madam Axe'm)

I promise to remember Midna,

When ever I see the twilight, (NOT THE MOVIE)

I promise to remember Navi,

When I see a ball of light,

I promise to remember Gannondarf,

When I think of the Worlds worst Zeros,

I promise to remember Link,

When I think of great Hero's.

I promise to remember Espona ,

When I see a red horse,

I promise to remember Zelda,

When my heart is full of remorse,

I promise to remember The King of the Red Lions,

When I see a red viking ship,

I promise to remember Tetra,

When I see a Pirate ship,

I promise to remember Ruto,

When ever I see a mermaid,

I promise to Remember Impa,

When ever I see a Nurse Maid,

I promise to remember Darunia,

When ever I see some one party,

I promise to remember Raura,

When I see someone drink a cup of tea,

I promise to remember Saria,

When Ever I hear a song of the woods,

I promise to remember Nabooru,

When ever I see a suit of amour with a sword.

Yes I promise to remember Legend of Zelda

Where Ever I may go,

Even if it goes beyond,

Times awesome Flow.

Copy and paste it's

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like to freak the hell out of people,just to see the look in their faces,copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt bored at school,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna is awesome,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to copy and paste something, but accidentally copied when you meant to paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod! I AM!

If you ever played extremely bloody and cruel games,dispatching your foes with no remorse,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever built an empire in a RTS game and felt proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

If you think Midna should just get together with Link already, copy and paste this.

If you think Midna was going to tell Link she loves him, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile

Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)

Copy and Paste this if you are a true fan of legend of Zelda

Copy and Paste this if you Love Invader Zim! ZIM SHALL RULE!!!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you think Midna should be coming back in another game,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you felt sad at the ending of LoZ TP,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen,without getting caught,copy and paste this into your profile.

If people have EVER confused you for a Hylian, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever played starcraft 1 or 2 and nuked the crap out of someone,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna's true form is SEXY HOT, copy and paste this into you profile.

Random is good, because it shows you like being funny, if you're and random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE Choco-tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that the last week of school is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy swimming, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever woken up on the floor of your bedroom for no explainable reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to follow the butterflies, copy this into your profile.

If your neighbors think you or your family (or both) are psycho, copy this into your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

If you think you eat an excessive amount of cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy pancakes (or waffles) a little bit too much, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Charlie the Unicorn, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT?

If you laugh to yourself then get annoyed when people ask why, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're pretty sure you have two or more of the same copy and paste things but your profile is just too long to check or you're lazy, copy and paste this into your profile!

Differences between real friends and fake friends:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't give you money, but expect you to give THEM money.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no money.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will say FanFiction.net is stupid
REAL FRIENDS: Like FanFiction.net so much, they have an account and they copy and paste ALL of your copy and paste it's

FAKE FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, tell you haul a cab home.
REAL FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, drive you home themselves.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say "Hey, how's it going"
REAL FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say " No time explain, take this bloody knife." then run away.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile! (Easy...)