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Joined 03-24-10, id: 2301265, Profile Updated: 04-28-21
Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect.

Well, it's been a minute.

And by a minute I mean nearly a decade. I don't know if anyone is still interested in 'Weightless', but as of late, I am - and finally the time has come to not just finish it, but do it right, as it's been haunting me for years.

Note - I will be re-editing the original work here from beginning to end to revitalize the series and bring to the end the characters, and we the fans, deserve. You'll notice alot of the chapters are wonky and out of order and that is bc frankly I am cutting alot of nonsense plot points and hopefully reducing my shitty purple prose and cringe by optimally 90 percent. Basically, I don't know who needs to hear this, but I never forgot about this important peice of my life, about Garrus and Shepard and all of our other friends, and I'm ready to carry it through.

New versions of chapters in the correct order will be posted to my account over on Archive of Our Own, find me under the name Shut_Up_Alexa if you're interested in starting fresh with me. The initial chapters will be most similar in plot, but expect a heavy divergence, starting about 3-4 in.

https:///works/28958499/chapters/71059485

Since basically, the entire thing will change (don't worry, just the skin, not the soul - think Lazarus project) if anyone is sentimental for the old versions of chapters, just DM me and I can send them over. I don't think it notifies on your end when I replace an old chapter with a new version, so just bear with me if things are confusing while I catch up. The first spark of inspiration I've had in years, basically.

Otherwise, consider me back you, you beautiful bastards.

Shoot me a DM if you have anything you want to talk about that is or isn't working with you for the story. I might not listen but I still want to hear it!

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Zak's Raw And Extreme Adventure by Gil'sHappyLove reviews
Raw, extreme, these are our Ghost Adventures.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Fred, Shaggy
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Fast Blood Delivery by LidoDeck reviews
Garrus spent two years in a self-destructive freefall. Shepard died. Left with too many deep scars, Garrus and Shepard attempt to reconcile what's happened to them with the oncoming reapers, with themselves, and with each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Medicinal Violence by RedHammer reviews
The worst part about waking up after a snarling bare-knuckle fight with your best friend is waking up in the same medbay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Deathless by GreyNimue reviews
Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Xx Tender Sugar xX by ShadowsGirl101 reviews
When you are alone in the dark you find yourself utterly helpless. The dark had faded in. A Silent Hill story I made featuring a monster I created. Please be easy on me,I don't think it's my best work.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Pyramid Head
Geometric by LostCompass reviews
Born from a subconscious wish. Punishment. That's a tall order. But the helmet gives him an extra five inches. An obsession with justice helps too.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Pyramid Head
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Weightless reviews
The Krogan say the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. Dark/Surreal. OC AU pre-ME1-3 with an Omega-raised survivor/paragede Jane Shepard Garrus Vakarian Thane Krios. Study of Garrus's metamorphosis into Archangel, Liara to SB, exploration of Thane and drell beliefs. REWRITE of original. Updated regularly at A03. DM me for copy of OG fic if you miss it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 209,178 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Garrus V., Thane K., Shepard
Fifty Shades of Blue reviews
Sordid tales of eroticism from the darkest corners of the galaxy, hot from the most degenerate pages of Fornax. It's pretty much Caligula, you guys. But with aliens. Hot aliens. That are hot. If you're uncomfortable than I'm doing it right. Rated MA for NSFW xenophilic blasphemies that will forever destroy your headcanon. Updated not so regularly. Comic relief from my serious fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012