PLOT: Luna is going to a rock concert, and she's so excited for it. But while waiting for the bus at Ketcham Park to take her there, she suddenly has to go to the bathroom, thanks to one of her sister Lisa's new experiments: drinking a lot of lemonade by using her super-long straw. Can Luna get to the bathroom, or will she be humiliated in front of everyone?
NOTE: This takes place the day before the Season 1 episode 'Sleuth or Consequences'.
It was a great afternoon in Royal Woods, Michigan. Luna, the third-oldest Loud sister, had just took a bus to Ketcham Park. The reason why is that she was going to a rock concert, to see her favorite artist, Mick Swagger. Chunk, her roadie, had other commitments, and couldn't take her to the concert himself, but he would be there later that evening, after the concert, to take her home. Anyway, she got off the bus at the park, because she had to take a second bus, which would then take her to the concert. While waiting for the second bus to arrive, she bounces around in celebration...
Luna: (cheers loudly) Whoo! Luna Loud is in the house! (gives two fingers up, then dances around) Oh yeah! Rock star! Go, Luna! Go, Luna!
But, at that very moment, Luna felt something strange happen...
Luna: Uh-oh!
She was now doing a different dance in place, and crossing her legs.
Luna: I gotta pee!
How did Luna come to be in this situation? She remembered, about a hour before she left for the rock concert...
Flashback:
Lisa, the second-youngest sister, and child prodigy of the loud family, walked into the kitchen, and noticed Luna...
Lisa: (stoic expression) Ah, third-oldest sister, what brings you here?
Luna: I just came in here to get a snack before the concert.
Lisa: Interesting. Say, would you mind testing a new invention I've created?
Luna: (hesitating) Um, I would love to, but I'm going to a concert soon? Can you get one of our other sibs to do it?
Lisa: All of them are hanging out with their friends. Plus, you're the first one I found after I finished my invention. This won't take long, I promise.
While Luna was still reluctant, she believed Lisa this time. Also, she felt that if she did Lisa's experiment, she could leave for the concert soon. Anyway, Luna went up to Lisa and Lily's room, and to her surprise, it was just a very-long straw...
Luna: Uh, sis, this looks like a bigger straw.
Lisa: Au, contaire. (On the contrary) That's what you think.
Lisa then brought out a large cylinder-like cup, a poured out a whole pitcher of lemonade into it. Then she showed that the straw could stretch from long to short by the press of a button.
Lisa: Luna, this straw can be short or long, depending on what kind of cup you drink out of. I like you to drink this entire cup of lemonade with this straw, and tell me if the straw would be helpful to my colleagues.
Luna: (suspiciously, looks at Lisa) Hold on a minute, what's the catch?
Lisa: No catch, I just would like to know if this straw is safe to drink with.
Luna then tested the straw out, and she started drinking the lemonade from the cylinder cup...
Luna: (satisfied) Mmm... this lemonade is really good.
Lisa: (ecstatic) It looks like this straw is working!
Luna continued to drink, and she soon drank the whole cylinder cup...
Luna: Wow! That was refreshing!
Lisa: So, did my straw cause any problems for you?
Luna: Amazingly, no it didn't. I feel no pain, shock, or anything serious.
Lisa: So, does that mean it's safe?
Luna: Well, Lise, it seems that your invention works this time.
Lisa: (happily) Yes! I just made a perfect working straw!
Lisa immediately got on a laptop to tell her colleagues about the straw, as Luna then walked out of the room, and got ready to go to the concert..
Flashback ends.
Luna: Oh, dang it! I just had to test Lisa's experiment just before I went out!
Unfortunately, some people in the park heard her loud enough, and stared at her weirdly. She now felt like she was the biggest loser in the city. Being stared at by people like this. Worst of all, it looked like there was no bathroom anywhere. Poor Luna, it looked like she was doomed! But wait... she noticed the park sign... she realized she was at Ketcham Park! Luna knew where the park's restrooms were! She then took off running, on the pathway, because she had to get to the bathroom before it was too late. She ran past the water fountains, with kids drinking there. This made Luna groan. Then she ran past the playground, which had little kids drinking water bottles. This made her groan a little louder. Finally, she ran past of group of guys drinking energy drinks. This made her groan the loudest of all. Luna was almost to the park's restrooms...
Luna: Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go...
She ran inside the women's bathroom, and suddenly stopped by a coat rack that was next to the sinks. She carefully removed her white belt that was wrapped around her lavender-plaid skirt (while slowly dancing in place) and hung it on the coat rack. Luna then resumed running...
Luna: Gotta go, Gotta go!
She turned left on the side wall, and ran to the nearest stall.
Scene shows outside the park's restrooms with a few people walking past them...
Several seconds later, Luna let out a huge sigh of relief. and a few moments later, a flushing sound was heard.
Scene returns inside the women's restroom, at the sinks...
Luna came out from the side wall, looking relieved...
Luna: (small sigh) Much better. Sweet relief. I thought I was gonna explode, but (points to herself) this gal made it.
She then walked over to the sink, washed her hands with soap and water, and went to the hand dryer and dried them off. Then she went over to the coat rack, took her belt, and wrapped it back around her skirt the way it was. When she came out of the women's bathroom, she happily hummed a rock tune to herself as she walked back to the bus stop. It was a successful victory for Luna. She got to go to the bathroom, and that problem was solved. When Luna got back to the bus stop, she saw the bus arrive, along with other rock star fans, and after she got on it, it drove off to the rock concert, with her and the other fans celebrating the whole way.