Name: Aka Pine Writer, or Sam if you feel like it

Email: [email protected]

Sex: Female, like it matters.

Age: Does it matter? Don't ask a lady her age.

Blood Type: B+

Biography: I like to read, write, paint, draw, and various other things. I'm not going to put too much into this profile, because let's face it, who the hell reads this stuff anyways? And don't you hate it when you skim through someone's profile and it takes AGES to get to their stories? I won't do that to anyone unfortunate enough to stumble across my page. BUT...I will post these:

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this on your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

What I plan on writing:

It seems I will have to take back my previous statement that I will not do Naruto fics, as I seem to have a plot bunny that will not leave me the thump alone.

Knights of the Old Republic- Deen-a-Me-Tay? (Remember the guy in the locker on Manan? Well...my Revan has a wickedly brillant plan on how to get him out...whether he likes it or not.)

Naruto- Ah, Spring (Kakashi-sensei really did act like a dog...but this was beyond funny.)

Dragon Age: Origins- Character Drabbles (Scenes that SHOULD have been in Dragon Age, especially with my characters).

Final Fantasy VII: Continue the 'Misadventures of Zack Fair', 'Gestalt' (Vincent centric with Young!Sephiroth), and maybe after I finish everything else, work on a currently nameless 'what if Sephiroth lost his memory' fic and/or another AU story involving Zack, Cloud, Hojo, and against game cannon, a still-alive Sephiroth. Also, possible mini-fic looking into the lives that our three favorite SOLDIERs might have led when they first signed up for the program: yes, Genesis, Angeal, and Sephiroth. Oh gods, the horror...

Stories In Progress:

Currently working on the sequel that several of my reviewers asked for in regards to my FF VII one-shot, 'Undone'. Will be rated M for language and blood, but it will look in Cloud's and Sephiroth's life after they leave Nibelheim and up to the Nibelheim incident. Won't be slash/yaoi romance; more like a brother fic, with the elder pondering over his confusing emotions most of the time. ALSO working on an AU sequel to this AU sequel, where there will be yaoi, so as to make everyone happy. Probably will be much, much darker. Why? Because Insane!Mad!Sephiroth is a little too fun to write.

In regards to 'Shaping Bonsais'...I have found my Muse, and have properly chastised it. I *AM* working on it; I just want to finish it before I post the rest of it. Savvy? Good!

Working sporadically on MoZF, Gestalt, and the still-nameless piece of Sephiroth loosing his memory. Dragon Age drabble is looooong, and still being picked at.

Smutty Smut Smut Smut

Otherwise called 'word porn' by yours truly. Posted on my Livejournal until I get up the nerve to post here. If you don't like word porn or slash/yaoi/men-getting-it-on, don't click on the bloody links and come crying to me. Seriously.

~Final Fantasy VII Kink Meme Fills~

Hands that Hurt, Hands that Heal

Original prompt: "Hojo/Sephiroth, with Hojo molesting Seph while he's got him vulnerable and helpless during some sort of examination or procedure. I'd prefer chemical restraints over physical, but anon will take what anon can get. Massive bonus points if you can squeeze in some comforting (doesn't have to be of the sexual variety) afterwards with Zack, Angeal, and/or Genesis."
Rating: MA
Warnings: improper drug use, language, non-con, Hojo, comfort sex, more-than-threesome, and Sephiroth willing to let himself be taken care of.

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Rating: MA
Prompt: "I want Zack/Seph/Cloud with Sephiroth on bottom. Request that Zack and Cloud fuck him at the same time. Bonus: Sephiroth being unsure and allowing the other two to completely dominate him. Remember, double penetration is a must!"
Warnings: Sex, language, AUish, odd humor, and the oh-so-rare NotABitch!Cloud.
Pairings: Zack/Cloud/Sephiroth.

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