Name: AiyaandChouji

Dudes, y'all have every right to be frustrated with my unupdated stories. I'm working on it. Slowly but surely I'm gettin' there. And not to sound exasperated, but COME ON. Have y'all read the reviews I've gotten for Kitsune? I know she's a MarySue. Der. I made her like that for a reason. I got this stuff planned out. She knows about things for a reason, she was dropped on her head in a different dimension and didn't bat an eyelash for a reason. I would like to keep it a surprise but if ya keep it up I might just tell you and ruin everything and I really don't like doing that (despite whatever my friends may tell you; they can only be trusted when they say I'm crazy) but anyway, leave it in my capable hands and I promise you'll love the result.

By the way, thanks for stickin' to me and reviewing my stories. Flames, criticism, enthusiasm, whatever, y'all are just plain awesome for just reading them. Love all o' y'all.

Oh, and by the way, I now have copyrighted protection for my stories. So don't get any ideas unless you wanna feel the wrath of the court system. Hehheh, bye!

I love the show Naruto. That's why I signed up for FanFiction. So I could write about Naruto. I would have to say that my favorite pairing would be Naruto and Hinata since they actually get together and they're so cute!

I also like stories when Naruto's a powerhouse and puts Sasuke in his place. That bastard. I hate him.

And I don't like constant ragging. If ya got a problem, get it all off your chest in one blow. Other than that, it's as simple as if you don't like me or my stories then piss on you go read someone else's stories. Yeah, also, if you see some of your stuff show up in my stories, I didn't take them for the hell of it. That just means I like your ideas.

I'm learning Japanese word by word, so don't have high expectations of Japanese jutsus unless they're basic like 'henge' or 'kage bunshin'.

Chewie Cookies: You have been an admirable reviewer. Props to you!

Ditto for Leaf Ranger. You rock too.

Oh ya, if i screw up and say something in one fanfic that has something to do with another fanfic, just bear with me on it.

And some stories i recomend you read (some will have authors names if i know them):

A Different Perspective by Book of Changes

The Fox Knight by Leaf Ranger

Rebirth of Legends by Leaf Ranger

Rhymes of Pain by IDK

A while back someone asked me what I had planned in the way of Kitsune's love life. Well, I got to thinking after that. I was planning on taking it slow and hooking her up with Neji, but then I changed my mind. I want that part of the story to be so hilarious that readers are crying, their sides are hurting, and they've fallen into the floor, because Kitsune's history is sad. So, in answer to your question, I'm going to have Itachi knock her up. And believe me, it WILL be hilarious.

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-92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off

-If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile (they have rabies too)

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-Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all I care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!! Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile

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-98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

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-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

-If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

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-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile, and then go see We Will Rock You!

Red heads have the smarts
Blonds get all of the boys
But BRUNETTeS GET ALL OF THE BOYS, FRIENDS, THE SMARTS AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE copy and paste this to your profile if you are Brunette (Most definately)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.

I may be going to Hell...but at least all of my friends will be there.

Everything happens for a reason...except for clowns. I mean, seriously, what the hell?

Friends will bail you out of jail, but BEST friends will be sitting right beside you saying, "That was awesome!"

A friend will give you an umbrella, but a TRUE friend will take yours and scream, "RUN BITCH RUN!"

Nobody gets me like you do. Thank God! Cause if they did they would know how fucked up I am.

Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better." But BEST friends will prank call you and say, "You have seven days to live."

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

I suffer from CRS (can't remember shit)

I always choose my words wisely when I'm with my friends or everything I say will be turned into something perverted. (MEHAANDIRUKA)

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in the dead of silence because of something that happened YESTERDAY.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like people.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Oh, yeah. P.S. If I screw up with my stories and put up one chapter twice or put a chapter belonging to a certain story in another, just tell me in a review and I'll get around to fixing it.

And if you want me to read one of your stories, i need a few things: the title, the main character, how many words it has, and what it's rated.

Well, that's it for now. Later.