Blanket Fort Commander Darth Stitch
Evil Blue Alien Genetic Experiment No. 627. A.K.A. Jedi Skysong

Small, fuzzy and blue, 'Stitch not only runs the Blanket Fort as its Commander but also serves up coffee and dessert at Cafe/Club Denial, which is run by the Original Dark Lord of Middle Earth and Sauron's Former Boss, Morgoth "Morrie" Bauglir. Stitch likes to play mother hen and has a penchant for taking in strays of all types and species. She is known to associate with a pair of gorgeous dhampires, one redheaded hitokiri, a mischievous Revenant Prince, one vampire detective, the "souled" vampire who resembles Billy Idol and is secretly a romantic Victorian poet, one cute green-eyed Gryffindor wizard, the cute wizard's equally cute mum in her teenage form, a certain Snarky Potions Master, a trio of mischievous wizard "bratlings," a Sith Lord named Ani, a Really Old Guy, an angsty teenage alien and the angsty teenage alien's equally angsty rich best friend. Sidelines as a Vampire Slayer with the mischievous Revenant Prince. Stitch can also be seen trying to keep a certain silver-haired, sweet, featherbrained travelling priest (who doesn't have vampires for lunch, honest!) out of trouble. The task seems almost impossible but she does have help in the person of a little redheaded nun. Another frequent guest at Club Denial and The Blanket Fort happens to be a Big EFFING Robot who transforms into a Peterbilt truck and his friendly young scout who transforms into a very cool Camaro.

In more recent times, Stitch has been caught up in the adventures of a certain crack commando group which includes the mad and delightful Dread Pirate Captain Murdock and a certain Brave Knight Bosco who can be a bit difficult when it comes to flying. To her complete and utter horror, the good Colonel of this A-Team has decided that Manila might be a good place to hide out from the MPs. Her only hope of sanity comes in the form of a certain silly, good-looking and charming Lieutenant... or so she thinks. :P

Strengths: friendly, cheerful, fey, has a strange affinity for the weird and unusual and is known for having a bizaare and demented sense of humor.

Weaknesses: green eyes & dark hair (always in that combination), Alan Rickman's...ahem, SNAPE's voice, red-headed & golden-eyed Japanese samurai (this is all your fault, Kenshin!), silver-haired, blue-eyed & bespectacled bishounen featherbrains (damn it, Abel!) and silver-haired, blue eyed Colonels (sigh, Hannibal...), mocha or coffee ice cream and chocolate chip cookies (NO NUTS!), The EEBIL Cold Virus

Special Skills: immune to all hexes and curses, virtually indestructible, is known to screech like a banshee on crack and shatter glass and eardrums along the way, sings and adores the craziest kind of music, has strange Stitch-sense for the weird and unusual and is right handy with a double-bladed purple lightsaber and THWAPPING! with her StitchMallet(tm).

Weapons: Stitch Mallet, double-bladed lightsaber in purple, katana, Backpack of Doom, Tagalog cusswords (BWISET!!), CDs of heinous Celine Dion songs and boybands

Motto: We take over the world anytime except on Saturdays and Sundays (vacation leave).

FAN ARTS!! OMG!!

If you guys ever wanted to see what little Zachary Nightroad looks like - well, this was the very first fan art ever made of him by my good buddy Jian from the call center I used to work in. Check out Zachary and his Daddy (with Abelcrombie) over at my LJ:

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On Updating WIPs and Producing New Stories:

I've said this before: I work in a call center. I keep unholy hours and sleep is often more precious than gold to me. I suffer from hyperthyroidism - I often get migraines and my blood pressure isn't very stable - NOT. FUN. when your body clock and sleep cycles are out of whack.

I write when I can MAKE the time. I wish Real Life would let me just write as much as I did before, but alas, we don't get everything. Bottom line? I can't update or upload fics as often as I would like. These days, I don't put up anything unless I already have most of the story written out. It works better that way and at least I don't drive myself insane with another WIP.

I often update my LJ, so you guys can find out what's going on with me there and truly, I appreciate the reviews, the warm thoughts and the comments. I'll try to respond, especially if you have specific questions in your reviews - I might be a little late though but I will do my best to get to you. And I really love discussing plot points - it's fun to bounce and share ideas.

As a general rule, I never respond to flames or to PMs that come across as rude, unreasonably demanding and offensive. I deal with that sort all the time at work; I really have better things to do than to engage in a flame war in my free time.

Again, thanks very much for reading and for your patience!

Love,

'Stitch