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 Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean. waves nervously* I haz a Tumblr account under the same name. Lots of stuff about anxiety, kinda dark humor and Javier Bardem. 12/3/19: Sooooo, I dunno if anyone ever checks this place, but I just want everyone to know that I'm not dead, I swear! I really love everyone's messages, even if they do clean out my tear ducts (in a good way), and I am indeed working on new chapters. I have a lot going on irl (I'll let you all know more when I post) and it's taking itself out on my motivation and willpower to do anything. But I do have chapters I'm currently fine-tuning, and I do have some vacation/extended holidays coming up, so I'm hoping, *hoping* I am able to write soon. In the meantime, I love all of you, and hope you are having an excellent day ending in "y". If not, pick up that coconut and throw it in Life's face. |
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Lost in Grey by AvaFyre reviews
Life has always been a dull wash of grey for Cyrna Raine. Her lack of sympathy distances her from the rest of the world, so when death approaches, she accepts it with open arms. However, that is not to be, for by some twisted fate, she receives a second chance. [Other tags: Reincarnation, No love triangles, Eventual SSxOC, Hogwarts Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Severus S., OC] Harry P.
El Matador Del Mar by MissSparrow101 reviews
She, innocent, afraid and captured. He dominant, stern and very sure of his destiny. Is there a chance for her to win this Capitan's trust, his love?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/6/2018 - OC, Captain Salazar
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,138 - Reviews: 4699 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 9,657 - Updated: 6/10/2020 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Scars From The Past (Raoul Silva Love Story) by iammidgetmike reviews
[Raoul Silva/OC] An MI6 trainee teams up with James Bond to chase an infamous hacker and former spy. But what will happen when she finds out they have much more in common than one would expect…? What happens when unexpectedly two paths cross?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 1/7/2018 - James Bond/007, R. Silva, Q 3, M 4
Bella Muerte - A Captain Armando Salazar fanfic by nettacartwright reviews
A magical love spell goes drastically wrong, and swaps the soul of an upper class lady aboard a sailing ship with that of a 21st century woman... Armando Salazar x OFC (Cursed!Salazar fanfic). Warning: Dark fic. Please do not read if wanting Fluffy or Human Salazar.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,502 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/26/2018 - OC, Captain Salazar
Until you love me by MissSparrow101 reviews
'I'm sorry, but who are you and what are you doing in my house' I asked. My voice trembled, what I cursed myself for. The smile on his face grew only bigger, nerving me even more. 'I didn't expected you to be up here so soon. You usually take a little longer, my darling.' (Raoul/OC)
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,934 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 12/27/2015 - R. Silva, OC
Kissed By a Spanish Rose by PrincessClown1995 reviews
After the car accident, Anton Chigurh is founded and cared for by a young lady who might not only be the key to his future, but to his salvation. After relocating with her to Brainerd, Minnesota, the hitman soon realizes that the woman who saved his life is related to police officer, Marge Gunderson.
Crossover - No Country for Old Men & Fargo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2020 - Published: 2/25/2017 - OC - Complete
Jumanji: Eye of the Jaguar (VanPeltxOC) by Beautiful-Monster99 reviews
Emma Adams is trapped within the now-videogame Jumanji, taking on the player avatar Jessie Jinx, filling Emma's life with great danger and risk. When Emma finally meets the ruthless man who has been hunting them down for years, things become more complicated than ever before. This new man could very well unravel her completely, and she may do the same to him.
Jumanji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,843 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 1/9/2018 - [Van Pelt, OC]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18287 - Favs: 35,719 - Follows: 19,018 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Calling Out Your Name by IDontKnowYourSignal reviews
Like a restless dream, impossible to ignore, it wraps itself around you and refuses to let go. Unforgettable, it can't be denied. Before it's even had a chance to fully reveal itself, before you try to find words to give it meaning, it sets you hurtling off course. There's no warning. You have no say, no control. Before you even realise what's happened, it's too late…
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 164,041 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/4/2019 - Published: 11/14/2018 - Complete
The More Things Change by MiniPeridot reviews
A Raoul Silva x Reader story inspired by Skyfall and a little bit by another story on here called "Until You Love Me"
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 4/12/2019 - R. Silva
Aloy, Machine Whisperer by BelaDimitrescu reviews
When trying to impress the weraks, Aloy stumbles upon a downed Tallneck. She finds the parts and brings life to the towering machine, never in her wildest dreams would she have thought it would return the favour.
Horizon Zero Dawn - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Aloy - Complete
For the Love of the Ocean by thatredheadedchick reviews
Ok, I suck at summaries. This is an Armando Salazar x OC fic. Pre-curse and Post-curse. Rated M for a reason! Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Captain Salazar, OC
Notes From Me To You by TheAuthor1996 reviews
Erik is used to him being the only phantom whom moves throughout the opera house, leaving anonymous notes that always leave people asking questions... He finds himself in a search to find whomever has been leaving him notes as well as learn the answer as to why they never sign their name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - [Erik, OC] - Complete
To Fall for the Living, To Run from the Dead by abski0206 reviews
An English Rose is found unconscious upon an abandoned vessel with only the memory of a flag and a blood covered compass on her mind. As though fortune was on her side, the Spanish Captain takes an interest in her past. However, despite a friendship and more blooming between the two, fate can be cruel and Constance finds herself falling for the living and running from the dead.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,687 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 6/11/2017 - OC, Captain Salazar
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12592 - Favs: 6,152 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6599 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Untitled For Now (On Temporary Hiatus) by Unquestionably Unhinged reviews
MI-6 has a new Linguist and she's damn good at it too. But when MI-6 is overrun and she is taken prisoner, she may start to regret taking the job. Silva/OC
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,730 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 12/5/2012 - R. Silva
The Phantom's Shadow by Pbam1236 reviews
Erik wasn't alone during the whole Phantom fiasco. Sabrina was abandoned at the Opera Populaire by her mother, leaving her an orphan. She becomes great friends with Erik through the years as they grow up together, and she grows to love him. But he is in love with Christine, his Angel of Music. What will transpire between the two? (takes place in the 2004 movie version)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,183 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Erik, OC - Complete
Muse by RebelRebelMonster reviews
"I'm afraid, Sarah, dear, that you have no choice in the matter," replied Jareth, eyes twinkling. He lounged back in his armchair and casually pulled a crystal from thin air. It danced between his fingertips. "The Labyrinth—and I—have chosen you. You are, in every sense of the word, our muse."
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,712 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fantôme by luckwouldhaveit reviews
Andre and Firmin take an offer for the ruined Populaire and split, giving ownership to a young businesswoman with a love for the opera. But when the deadly Phantom returns to his domain, he and she must choose whether to compromise or repeat the horrors of the past.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,532 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Erik, OC - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 4,900 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Phoenix by Lady Meda reviews
Meg and the Phantom both realize that not all was lost in the opera fire four years ago. But can they ever chase away the ghosts of the past? Warning: Contains some very adult themes, mostly due to a few scenes of explicit smut. They are clearly marked, and for the most part can be skipped.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Meg, Erik
For Just A Day by MikeJaffa reviews
Dylan finds himself back in time with his original crew. Will he sacrifice his present to save his past?
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2013 - D. Hunt, Andromeda, Admiral Staark, Sarah - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13101 - Favs: 14,660 - Follows: 7,968 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Need Me to Survive by allblue95 reviews
Wandering the moor without any hope to survive, help is closer than he thinks. Silva/Oc. T now, might change to M later on.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013
Riddle Me This by BreathOfNocte reviews
Sure, we know that Sarah beat Jareth's leather-clad butt the first time around, but what if she had to rely solely on her wits? Will she be as lucky the second time? Unneeded smut and snarkiness, with a couple of brainteasers to stave off the PWP.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Jareth - Complete
Phantom of the Opera: My version by PhanforLife reviews
Everyone knows Phantom of the Opera didn't end the right way, so here is my version of the classic story. Based on the 2004 movie. Blatantly E/C, Raoul fans should run.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Of Tea and Cider by Ismira Daugene reviews
Sarah goes back to the labyrinth in winter to have tea on her birthday with Hoggle. When she decides to wander off into the labyrinth, she gets a birthday present she wasn't quite expecting.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5786 - Favs: 11,625 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5542 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tapestry of Deceit by Lady Rosesong reviews
Phantom of the Opera set in medieval Europe. Erik plays the mysterious and terrifying Black Knight, who is searching for a bride. Christine plays a lonely servant girl, who is mistaken as the Black Knight's intended. Romance, mystery, and as always, EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 285,715 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Erik, Christine
This Heart Never Seemed So Alive by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Marie Daae accompanies her little sister, Christine, to the Opera House after their father dies. She doesn't believe in the Phantom, but both her and the Ghost are in for a surprise...pre & during film, possibly M later on.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,177 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Erik - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
Out of Place, Out of Time reviews
Join us down the rabbit hole in a slice of life of a 1700s sailing ship, with a sexy hot capitán who has rippling muscles and a crush on this interesting and unusual girl from the modern world! Armando Salazar/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 266,446 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/11/2018 - OC, Captain Salazar