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Joined 01-29-06, id: 980750, Profile Updated: 06-29-10
Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Dirty Dancing, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Books, and Book X-overs.

Hello. My name is Gabby, and I like my soccer. Thank you, Italy for winning the World Cup.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Clerks, Fight Club, you know..

Books: Lord of the Rings, The Sound and the Fury, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl

People I Happen to Admire: William Faulkner, JRR Tolkien

Music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Disturbed, anything but the Who..

Pairings I Happen to Like: Jack/Elizabeth (Pirates), Aragorn/Arwen (LotR), Hermione/Harry (hp), Sirius/Lily (hp), Holly/Artemis (Artemis Fowl), Andrew/Allison (the Breakfast Club), Daniel/Bridget (Bridget's Diary)

Pairings I Happen to Despise: Will/Elizabeth (Pirates), Aragorn/Legolas (LotR), Aragorn/Eowyn (LotR), Hermione/Ron (hp), Micheal/Kay (The Godfather), Darcy/Bridget (Bridget's Diary)

I'm boring myself now, so happy reading I guess..



The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.

Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.

All hail Robert Plant for he loves Lord of the Rings, and is cool.

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Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Running With the Devil by TWbasketcase reviews
The Breakfast Club is fed up with being fed cliche after cliche. After a series of mishaps, fighting, biting, flirting, and more, they declare all out war on a poor, innocent fanfiction writer. [WARNING: Major bashing and comical situations]
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Ringlets by MarvelousThings07 reviews
The Fellowship goes on a quest to retrieve Legolas' lost shampoo, and complete randomness ensues. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Legolas
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
The Slash Fairy Cometh by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Theoden and Denethor hunt the Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. WARNING: non-explicit slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Dear Denethor by cyberwulf reviews
Family problems? Let the Steward of Gondor offer you his advice!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
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Sophie's World Meets Lord of the Rings reviews
A new ending to Sophie's World. Sophie and Alberto join forces with the armies of Middle Earth on their way to visit Hilde.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010
Not So Different reviews
Based on the second episode of season two. An analysis of Yami's thoughts during his outing with Tea.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Anzu M./Tea G.
Secret Keeper? reviews
James walks in on Sirius and Lily going at it, and Sirius suffers consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Conclusions reviews
Harry and Hermione, alone in the Gryffindor common room. Use your imagination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No One's Pity reviews
Short crawl through Javier's mind after the conflict at the hotel with Katy.
Dirty Dancing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006
Bloody Pirates reviews
Suppose there was no 'Kraken out to eat Jack' nonsense, and Jack and dear Elizabeth shared some rather intimate moments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete