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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
The following was included in the 2nd season of the ORIGINAL "HLP" anime series; therefore, MrWii000 MIGHT have already used this scene in a previous. On his behalf, I would like to sincerely apologized for the redundancy.
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!" In her room, a chibitized Tomoko was looking through a women's porno magazine of sexy, half-naked men.
*SLIDE*
Just then, the door behind her slid open and shadow loomed over her. "Shit! Someone's here!" She slowly turned her head and saw a teenage boy with golden-blonde hair.
"Phew! Astraeus..." Tomoko breathed a sigh of relief. "Please leave me alone! I'm getting to the good part!"
Astraeus took a small glance at the pages of the magazine. "She must've let her guard down...due to that porno magazine...THAT'S IT! I know how to kill her!"
*SHINE*
"Hey, sexy babe...you like porno that much?"
Hearing the strange voice, Tomoko looked back and saw another porno magazine on the ground. She took the magazine opened it up...seeing Astreaus in an unzipped men's summer jacket and green speedo, posing for the reader. "...Boring..." Tomoko flipped the page and saw Astraeus in a school uniform, flashing an unzipped zipper on his pants. "*SIGH* Enough of this softcore shit!" Tomoko flipped the pages and saw...Astraeus stripping out of his school uniform...until only his briefs remained...which he was proceeding to remove. "OH MY GOD! JUST ONE MORE PAGE!" With her nose starting to bleed, she flipped the page...only to discover that it was...
"A FOLD-OUT PAGE?! DAMMIT! I NEED SOME TO CUT IT WITH! SOMETHING! ANYTHING! SCISSORS! OR A KNIFE! OR—"
"—or a karate-chopping hand?" asked Sora from behind.
"OOH! YES!" cheered the perverted girl. "SHOW ME, SO—"
*CHOP*
Sora's chop horizontally cut Tomoko's porno bookshelf in half. "...Will THIS work, Tomo-chan?" he asked a demonic voice.
"...Y-Yes...it...w—"
*CHOP*
End
Later