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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
I would like to express my sincere apologies regarding this chapter's title (as well as the last chapter...and the one coming up after THIS chapter). The full title of these three bonus chapters is "Hide Your Porn Underneath Your Bed", but due to FanFiction's limitations on chapter title lengths, these chapters will be abbreviated. Again, I am dreadfully sorry.
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!" In her room, a chibitized Tomoko was looking through a women's porno magazine of sexy, half-naked men.
*SLIDE*
Just then, the door behind her slid open and shadow loomed over her. "Shit! Someone's here!" She slowly turned her head and saw an embarrassed teenage boy with light-blue ponytail.
"N-Nymph!" Tomoko panicked.
"YOU BITCH!"
*BAM*
The Beta Angeloid punched the human pervert in the face, sending her flying into a wall. "Just what were you thinking about? HUH?! NO! WAIT! I KNOW!"
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
"YOU WERE THINKING OF TURNING ME INTO YOU SEX-SLAVE! YOU PERVERT!" Nymph continued brutally punching Tomoko in the face.
"HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES!" Tomoko screamed after the beating finally stopped. "First, off, men HARDLY become sex slaves to women! And secondly, why would I turn YOU into a sex slave when you don't even have a big enough boner in the damn crotch!"
"WHAT?!" Looking down, Nymph pulled the front of his pants away for a bit to look at the size of his crotch. "Oh yeah! I show you how big I am in 5 years!" He pulled out an Angeloid card and held it in front of Tomoko...
*SHINE*
...turning it into a clock. "Angeloids can't age, so I'll use an artificial aging device! You'll be sucking up my crotch (NOT literally) once you see how big I am in 5 years!"
The clock began spinning forward...
(5 Years Later)
"So, what do you think?" asked Nymph.
"..." Tomoko simply remained silent as he saw Nymph's crotch didn't change.
"No! Okay, let's try 10 years!"
The clock spun forward again...
(10 Years Later)
"How about THIS?" asked Nymph.
"..." Once again, Tomoko remained silent as he saw Nymph's crotch didn't change.
"Seriously! FINE! I'll just speed time up to the day you DIE!"
The clock spun forward one last time...
(100 Years Later)
"N-NOW am I *COUGH* *COUGH* big enough for you?" asked the elderly Nymph.
"..."
*BEEP* *BEEP *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*THUD*
In conjunction to the flatline on the heart rate monitor, Tomoko collapsed dead onto the ground...but NOT before weakly shaking her head.
*SHINE*
(Present Day)
"Screw you, you bitch!" Nymph yelled before he stormed out and left the confused Tomoko behind.
End
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