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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.
In Greek mythology, Hephaestus was the Greek god of fire, blacksmiths, craftsmen, and volcanoes. He lived in his own palace on Mount Olympus where he crafted tools for the other gods. He was known as a kind and hardworking god, but also had a limp and was considered ugly by the other gods.
(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)
"Tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!" In her room, a chibitized Tomoko was looking through a women's porno magazine of sexy, half-naked men.
*SLIDE*
Just then, the door behind her slid open and shadow loomed over her. "Shit! Someone's here!" She slowly turned her head and saw a chibitized teenage boy with pink hair looking at the magazine in a blank state.
"...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Tomoko suddenly screamed. "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PICTURES ARE THESE!"
"Master, are these pictures dangerous?" asked Icarus.
"HELL YEAH THEY ARE! MEN GANGBANGING A LITTLE GIRL ARE THE WORST! AND THEY NEED TO BE DESTROYED!"
"As you wish, Master." The Alpha Angeloid's eyes glowed red as a halo appeared over his head. "Anything that is a threat to Master...will be destroyed." The now modernized Angeloid's static wings sprouted from his back.
*PEW*
*BOOM*
"WAH!" Tomoko shrieked as the pornography magazine she was holding as vaporized by a laser blast from Icarus' wings.
"Several threats located within the house," said Icarus. "All will be eliminated."
*PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
Every single porn magazine was reduced to ashes in front of the horrified pervert's eyes.
"*SNIFF* *SOB*" Tomoko cried over the ashes of her magazines. "Icarus...how could you? Not all of them goddamn were full of horrible gangbangs. Get out! Leave me alone!" she quietly hissed at the emotionless Angeloid.
Later that night, Icarus sat in the bathtub, caressing his watermelon. "Master seemed very upset today...maybe I shouldn't have destroyed his things."
Outside, Tomoko sat on her back porch in despair.
After his bath, Icarus applied a towel around his waist, and then dug through his clothing, pulling out Transport Cards.
*SHINE*
A bright light suddenly came from the front of the house, getting a modernized Tomoko's attention. Running outside, she widened her eyes at what she saw: a bunch of women's pornography books hopping to her and encircling her. "...Icarus..."
"...Yes...?" whispered Icarus from behind.
"...T...THANK YOU!" Tomoko began tearing up in joy as she chibitized again.
"...Yes..."
End
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