Enjoy

(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

Important Announcement: You've probably noticed that from all chapter before this, Satsukitane Makoto was occasionally classified as a "Yakuza punk"; however, he spoke in a gangster, ghetto accent. MrWii000 admits that he wasn't thinking straight at that time. So, starting today, Makoto will now be classified as a "Yakuza gangster" from this day forward and will be receiving a new appearance to fit his style.

Casual Appearance:
*Purple tied-up dreads
*Red backwards cap
*White t-shirt
*Black zip-up hoody
*Brown men's cargo pants streetwear trousers With multi-pockets hiphop punk jogger sport harem pants spring Fall
*Blue boots
*Good chain around his neck
*Good earring in his ear
*His tattoos are still the same

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

In the student council room, Makoto sat in his chair, sipping a can of soda, while Sora was on the laptop.

"...It's so peaceful..." sighed Makoto.

"It sure is," said Sora.

*BEEP*

"Oops! Punched in the wrong number."

"...I said, 'It's so peaceful'..."

*CRUNCH*

The Yakuza gangster began crushing his soda can with his hand. "All the shit that keeps going on involves love and violence. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE violence, but every time shit goes down, I NEVER GET TO HAVE ANY FUN!" A dark, purplish aura began consuming Makoto. "There's only ONE hoe to blame for all this...and THIS year, I'm gonna have me some fun with her..."

Later that night, the annual midnight summer festival was once again held at the Satsukitane shrine.

"*MUNCH* Nothing but peace and quiet," a chibitized Tomoko said as she ate an octopus on a stick. "Right, Icarus?"

Tomoko's chibitized, pink-haired Angeloid servant followed behind her while playing with some bouncy yo-yo toy.

"Yo, Sakurai-chan!"

Turning to where the voice came from, Tomoko saw Makoto standing right behind...

"...Judas...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! WHATEVER YOU GOT I'M NOT INTERESTED!" Tomoko turned around and—

*SNATCH*

"Good to see you again, Tomoko," Judas said as he snatched the terrified pervert off her feet.

"Alright, y'all, I'm here to announce a new event for this year festival! But first, all men please go inside here..." The Makoto ushered the young men into a tent. "Now, for all the ladies, follow me, please..." Makoto led the remaining women into a building; inside seemed to a large pool. "This years event: Yo-Yo Fishing!"

"FORGET IT! GO TO HELL!" Tomoko screamed as she tried to break free from Judas' bondage. "I'M NOT TAKING PART IN YOUR BULLSHIT GAME! ICARUS! H—"

"Now, I'll explain the rules, ladies." Makoto suddenly stripped off his kimono, revealing the tattoos of a blue octopus on his left arm, a red spider on the right, two tattooed black serpent eyes on his upper chest, and a yellow jack-o-lantern-like smile under it, as well as a black speedo.

"P-Prez...w-what are you doing wearing a bathing suit?" asked a confused Tomoko.

"Sakurai-chan, do you know what the 'yo-yo' of Yo-Yo Fishing is?"

"The 'yo-yo'? Uh...that thing that goes 'boing-boing'?"

"That's right..." Attached to the line of a fishing rod held by Judas, Makoto jumped into the water.

*SPLASH*

A few seconds later, a line began wigging...

*YANK*

*SPLASH*

With a yank of the fishing rod by Judas, Makoto pulled out of the pool with Makoru in a headlock.

*SMACK* *SMACK*

With a smack of the butt, Makoru's crotch went...

*BOING*

"See? Boing-Boing! Right?" asked the Yakuza gangster.

Pretty soon, the women noticed a bunch of men wearing speedos and tied up in bondages.

"The rules are simple: each girl pairs off in teams of two, and whichever team catches the biggest 'yo-yo' wins," explained Makoto. "...Too bad the hoe Sakurai-chan thinks the game is bullshit and doesn't wanna participate..."

"...No..." Tomoko turned around and...

"...but TomoKI WILL!"

...transformed into a modernized Tomoko.

And so, the ladies were prepared

"Alright, ladies!" announced Makoto, "the Yo-Yo Fishing event begins...NOW!"

Tied to the fishing rods, the women (and Makoto who was also participating) leapt into the pool.

"And so, the Yo-Yo Fishing event has officially begun! This is math teacher Takehara as your host!"

"And Icarus as your commentator."

"This contest will be won by the first team to fish out the biggest ya—er...yo-yos before time runs out! It looks like all the lewd girls have made a mad dash to their yo-yos! But the ones to watch would have to be THESE two..." Takehara turned to Judas and Sugata, who sat on a edge of the pool holding the fishing rods; when the lines began wiggling, they both pulled on their rods, pulling up Makoto and Tomoki, respectively, who were holding captured boys in headlocks. "...the Tomoki-Sugata and Satsukitane-Judas teams!" Takehara continued.

Holding one of the boys, Tomoki gave a quick, yet, fierce, smack on his butt...

*SMACK*

...causing the crotch to go...

*BOING*

*SPLASH*

Tomoko then emerged from the water with TWO boys.

"I looks like Tomoki is the one to root for, considering how many boys he's picking up at a time!" said Takehara.

"TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI! TOMOKI!" cheered the spectators.

*SPLASH*

Tomoki sprung out of the pool with Nymph in his clutches, setting him down with his ass up in the air.

"OH NO!" screamed the blue-haired Angeloid. "IF YOU SO MUCH AS LAY THE TIP OF YOUR FINGERNAIL ON MY BEHIND—"

But after noticing the size of his crotch, the modernized Tomoko said, "You're not big enough for a boing-boing," and chibitized as he kicked him back into the pool.

*SPLASH*

"Amazing! Tomoki just released Nymph! Looks like he's only interested in the BIG fish! How polite," said Takehara.

"Yes," said Icarus.

"Quit fooling around; we don't have much time left! Try to go for the big catches!" Sugata called out.

"Got it!" Tomoki began swimming for the next target.

"Now then, time to lure him out!" Sugata tossed a packet of fish bait out into the pool.

*SPLASH*

Breaking free of his bonds, Astraeus leapt out of the pool to catch the packet with his teeth, right before falling back into the water.

"THERE HE IS!" Sugata exclaimed.

"Big catch! Big catch!" Modernized, Tomoki looked around and then saw...

"MMMMMMMMMMMM!"

...Astraeus struggling to swim with the packet of bait in his mouth.

"Big catch sighted!" Chibitized, he swam towards her prey. "COME TO—"

*BAM*

*SPLASH*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tomoki was suddenly knocked out of the pool into the air.

"Now's my chance!" Judas pulled out his pistols and...

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

*SPLASH*

Makoto sprung out of the pool and onto solid ground with a swirly-eyed Astraeus in his clutches and landed on solid ground. Releasing his prey, he yanked the microphone out of Takehara's hand and said, "Yo, I forgot to mention: you're free to interfere and beat the shit out of your competition so you can keep the fish all to yourself...just like how I just beat up Tomoki and stole her big catch." He pointed to the beaten-up Tomoki who was floating in the water face down.

And so, as the game continued, Tomoki attempted to make even more catches, but they were always thwarted by the Yakuza gangster, who would steal his targets away, leaving the Tomoki-Sugata team in last place, and the Satsukitane-Judas team in first.

As the game was coming to end, Nymph and Astraeus sat by the edge of the pool.

"Ugh, I can't it...she kicked me back in...just because I wasn't 'big enough for a boing-boing'," groaned Nymph.

"Come on, Nymph-senpai, what choice did she have?" teased Astraeus.

"SHUT UP!" the chibitzed Nymph began chasing after the chibitized Astraeus, only for both emotionally-powered Angeloids to modernize as they ran into their emotionless, modernized brother.

"Are you both enjoying yourselves?" asked Icarus.

"Hey, Icarus-senpai, why didn't YOU get thrown into the pool?" asked the blonde-haired Angeloid.

"...I...I am currently not interested in getting wet at the moment," claimed the Alpha Angeloid.

"Oh yeah, after that battle with Chaos," said Astraeus.

"I feel bad about what happened to him, but you had no choice," said Nymph. "If Astraeus hadn't broken free, we would've ALL died."

Looking out into the pool of women chasing down men, Icarus closed his eyes and whispered, "Chaos..."

*SPLASH*

Tomoki climbed out of the pool.

"How's it going?" asked Sugata.

"Bad luck!" gasped Tomoki.

"Attention: Ten minutes left!" announced Takehara. "It seems like the Satsukitane team has got this game in the bag!"

"ARGH! Not enough time left! There HAS to be a catch even bigger than Astraeus."

"Not that you've mentioned it," said Sugata, "there IS a story...about the legend of a guardian spirit. Legend tells of a spirit that lives in this pool; it's size SO overwhelming that it puts all others to shame...and it only grows bigger..."

*BOOM* *SPLAT*

As thunder and lightning cracked in the sky...

*SPLASH*

...a ginormous whale jumped out of the pool and then landed back into the water, modernizing Tomoki. "My god! He's ginormous!"

"Are you alright, Master?" asked Icarus.

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! TIME...TO GET SERIOUS!" At that moment, Tomoki returned back to her female self; the waves began growing bigger and bigger as she stood at the edge of the diving board. "HERE I GO!"

*SPLASH*

Tomoko dived into the water; with her eyes open, she spotted the angry looking whale and swam to it...ready to take it down. She swam closer...and closer...and closer...until she got so close that she didn't notice the whale holding a button behind his back...

*CLICK* *SNAP*

With a push of the button, the whale broke free from his bondages, surprising the shock female pervert, and then...

*CHOP*

The next day, Makoto was back in the student council room with Judas and Sora.

"Thanks for you help in catching all the fish, homie," the Yakuza gangster said to Judas. "And for helping me get first place!"

Extinguishing his cigarette, Judas stood up and began to leave without saying a word.

"What? You leavin'?" asked Makoto.

"Yes," said Judas. "Until next year."

Looking out the window, Makoto smiled at the beaten-up, chibitized, naked Tomoko hung down by her feet. "Man, that shit was awesome!"

"Hey, Prez," Sora growled as he continued beating on the keyboard, "thanks for that switch that allowed me to break free."

End

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