MUY importante: I like reviews, please review, all reviews welcome! Anonymous reviews, brutal reviews, nice reviews, reviews with advice (VAIR appreciated)! Okay? Are we on the same page? Get it? Got it? Good. Now read and review.

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TO ALL MY HP&TFS REVIEWERS: I LOVE YOU! Thanks for the reviews, I thought this would be the simplest way to address anonymous review ?s/common ?s...

Who Does Harry Like? : This is a very good question that I've gotten lots of private messages about. This is the weird thing about people, they can like 2 people at once:D. Harry has feelings for both these girls, and I think that's fairly reasonable. The thing is, he's not acting on it. So... neither of these is a definite 'pairing'. I don't know exactly where the romantic parts are coming in (at least not for Harry), and it's highly probable that Harry will find something else to do with his spare time. This is because I don't write this fic with Pairings in mind. I write it for the plot, which I mainly have worked out. If romantic relationships come into it, they'll come like they do in real life - when you least expect it.

Hermione is reading about Horcruxes? Whaaaat! : Thank you all for pming me and pointing out with such efficiency that Hermione would never find a book about horcruxes. My referance was not to reading about horcruxes, but rather to reading about Historical Items from Hogwarts that could be ol' voldy's horcruxes. Thank you for pointing out, (name withheld because I don't want to get in trouble), that you could find a book about horcruxes as easily as one about making nuclear weapons. It's more like finding a book about Plutonium that goes into nuclear weapons, not strictly about how to build a bomb :P. Tee hee. Luvs for all of you for taking the time to comment, though.

As for the other questions, you are all so clever! You already see my plotholes! Just kiddin, I'm trying hard to make it believable (Cuz who hasn't thrown a pan through the window at some point or another - lol), So I'm working on revisions for you (don't you feel all warm and fuzzy inside:D)

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Okey dokey anyone who cares...

I shouldn't post as soon as I write, but I like to! I will be putting in dated updates on Ch. progress periodically (cuz I've got nothing better to do with my life, folks lol - not really).

1-25 General Update: Changing stories so dialogue is seperated, because I read my stories on the site and it drove me crazy. Sorry, guys.

Flaming Soul Updates:

CH 3 is up! It is also vair vair short, so sorry. CH 4 will be longer!

1-25 Okay, Ch 4 is halfway done. Should be done tommorow... or mebe the next day...

1-31 You may have noticed Ch 4 is not up. Erm... I have no excuse other than I'm a bit busyish at the mo'. Should be up soon (ish).

2-10 Oh, gosh. It's been a long while since I've update, huh? Sorry about that guys, I'm in the process of transferring my files to a (better, faster, stronger) computer. So Sorry.

3-11 Well, you know now not to rely on me : /. I sort of outdid myself and got put into the hospital with pneumonia (sp?) from exhaustion and overstressed - ed - ness... so HP and the flaming soul has not been my priority. Perhaps I'll get back into it during recovery. If not, I'll be back to normal life (whatever that is) in a couple weeks.

3-21 CH 4 is (FINALLY!) up! Aren't you just so excited that you'll go read and review right now? I hope so!

5-3 Do you hate me? I hope you don't, everything is on hold for now, life is... crazy. sigh Sorry...

Petunia's Woes Updates:

1-25 Okay, this one's going on the back burner, but there are no reviews so I don't think anyone is upset. If you are, REVIEW IT!

2-10 Yay reviews! I think I will continue to write this one (It's short enough that it can be a side project). Watch for updates.

3-11 Oh as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Honestly, if you can wait for JK Rowling, you can wait for me. It's not even that good :P.

PUR-lease review my stories, it would make my day :)

Sorting Hat (My C2) Updates:

1-25 Again, back burner. I'm concentrating on writing Flaming Soul at the moment, I don't have much time for other stuff. However, if you would like to adopt my C2 for a while (maybe until I'm no longer in 2 rehearsals a night) until I can work on it, drop me a line. I'm looking for someone with C2 experience and who will select stories that don't change the characters and are very well-written. Different perspectives (hint hint: Petunia's Woes) are okay, just so long as they don't change the characters. But I doubt I'll find anyone, so oh well, you'll just have to wait.

2-10 My C2 is as active as, well, my stories. So, if you haven't yet gotten the point, no action here for the mo'. (Do I use that a lot? I mean- for the mo'. I suppose I do, after looking at how many times it is on the page. Someone just told me that the other day.)

My Forum Updates:

Erm... okay new forum for advertising your fics. Just tell me what other categories to put up (no particular couples please - I don't think fics should be just for putting characters together, there should be more to it... although I do have a certain weakness for Hermione/Blaise). Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/f/963221/

Errrm... that link doesn't work. Ummm... Good luck with that.

About Me:

Ok... Ick, I'll never get used to writing about myself. Someday, when you buy my (critically acclaimed, might I add) novel, you will look at the 'about the author' and it will say 'Ick, I'll never get used to writing about myself' and you will smile, because you will have read the work of (an amazingly talented) me when I was a mere lowly fanfic writer. So... yes, now you know that my great life ambition is to be a published writer (rich, did I mention rich? I must have mentioned rich). Journalism is good too, though. Isn't that coolio? I'm sorry, it looks like I'm a noob to fanfic-ing, but you must know - I am not! I was a pathetically sad noob many years ago and I decided that now that I'm getting back into it, I ought to do it right. So unless you can recongnize this all from my other (older... older older... it's been here for a while people) prof., which I hope you can't because I was truly was a pathetically sad noob, my horribleness has been banished (aka: stricken from the record). Anyway, I've started a C2 which I am obviously working on (see I started, that means I'm at the beggining) called 'Sorting Hat'. My C2 shouldn't be visited unless you want to staff it, because it's empty at the moment. I'm putting all my efforts into my latest fic, which is a lamely titled (but not lamely written - I've got some good ideas, I want to tell you, but I can't yet! Dang!) installment 7 in the Harry Potter universe. I am also a big LOTR fan, but I don't fanfic it because I think that HP is heavily LOTR influenced anyway, and because it's really hard to memorize important details of LOTR that I wouldn't want to forget and write my fics not including them. See, now you know - I'm a fanfic purist. I like everything to follow in a way the author would be likely to have it. If you write Malfoy gay, well that's entertaining but not as interesting to me (I am not homophobic nor do I think it is wrong so don't get mad it's just that Malfoy hasn't really displayed gay tendencies in JK Rowling's books) because JK Rowling did not write him gay, so it's really not Malfoy that you're writing. You're writing Gayfoy. Oh I like that ... Gayfoy... Gayfoy Gayfoy Gayfoy. See how genius I am? Ahhahhahhahahaha. Well, I'll give you some space to get over that Gayfoy bit.

Was that enough space? Well, it doesn't matter, I'm going on anyway. To reiterate, I'm a fanfic purist, so you cannot just ignore some part of the story that has already happened in the (already published!) books and expect me to be happy. I'm sorry, that's just the way it goes. Anyway, you probably want to know about more than my nitpicky tendencies (shouldn't you be correcting your stories for me?). I am a girl. Do you need some space to get over that? I hope you don't, because I do not sound like a boy. I refuse to give you some space over that, you had to know I was a girl. You'll just have to tough it, because I am a girl! Also I am a 15 year old girl (she didn't just tell us her age! now we will assume she is an idiot and she will tell us her home address and give us a pic of her with her school schedule and a list of her fears on the back) Did you just get that referance? Did you? You have to figure that one out or I should think you have a very empty life. You can send me an e-mail (oh no she will get raped!). I would like that. E-mails are nice and make me feel like I don't have Social Anxiety Disorder (I'm kidding, I hope you knew that). I like to write, I love musical theater (I've been in a show performing for 2,000, in a small role, ask me about it in your e-mail to me), I sing (obviously) art songs as well as broadway and pop songs (oh you don't get it, no I don't sing brittney spears involuntary shudder To singers, there is broadway, which is technically pop, art songs and pop which is all encompassing and contains rap and death metal. Although, in case you haven't figured it out, I'm not a death metal kind of girl), I play piano, I dance (before you ask: ballet, jazz) and I exist. I must say, I am best at the latter. I have 15 years experience and I'm looking for placement if anyone has a position. I also am slightly bipolarish. Don't be shocked, it means I use parts of my brain that you can't use. HA. So I'm not pissy, I'm creative. Anyway, read my stories, rip into them, drop me a line, and beg me to be on your C2 staff (I be lernin up 2 bee a qritik!). Lurvs for you all.

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Oi to one and all :). This is the place where I show you a cool website that I like. This one is just fun and random, I don't know, but look at other people's things if you don't make your own.

and click on the art pad. G rated and pretty entertaining (like windows paint only you can replay it!)

There's actually some pretty impressive stuff on there if you take a min. to search through it.

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Welcome, one and all to Inside Joke Theatre!

I'm gorgeous, make offer.

It's gonna be dark!

Ahh ... the swucks are coming to get me!

It's like shark barf!

What channel are we watching?

MMM... 2 pounds of butter.

This is how I dance to this song...

Eeeeew, butterscotch. (p.s. I like butterscotch, but these were unique circumstances when I said this)

That was another episode of Inside Joke Theatre!How did Cboo (name confidential) feel the last time she updated?

Ah, well, I've just been sick a lot, so it's nice to finally be feeling fine. Zippity doo da, zippity day, my oh my what a beautiful day! I got a bluebird on my shoulder... Okay that may be taking it just a step to far, but I'm feeling better :).

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Just a note: My stories are serious and I try to challenge myself, despite my silliness here. That means: don't mind the poor grammar, spelling (qritik was a joke!) and typos. I avoid it at all costs in my stories. Also, I mean no offense to anyone and I am (relatively) sane.

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Shameless self promotion follows this statement:

Read my story (stories, but mainly Flaming Soul) and know that I revise every time I write a new chapter - well, almost everytime (I'm holding out on you all, but I'm so excited becaue I've got some good ideas). Oh oh oh... and review it and be BRUTALLYhonest!

Also I am awesome. Thank you and good night.