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(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Hello again, everyone. Sugata Eshiko at your service.

So...I have this letter delivered to me by Sakurai Tomoko, asking me to read this you:

"To all readers for this fanfic: Do any of you remember the tragedy? The Quantum Transformer was destroyed by a vicious karate by my neighbor, Mitsuki Sora. Since then, I have been unable to visit the "New World"; however, that changes today. As you remember, in the last chapter, I have managed to transform into Tomoki again; that's because Sugata managed to repair it right before the yo-yo fishing game. Because of this, I have able to access the 'New World' once again! But where will I go THIS time? Well, my dear readers, come with me...and I'll show you..."

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

A chibitized Tomoko sat on the toilet while reading the newspaper in her nightgown. "Hah, nothing but peace and—"

*RATTLE*

All of a sudden, the doorknob began rattling. "Huh? Who's there?" Tomoko a—

*BREAK*

The door was broken open by...

"ICARUS?!" the teenaged girl screamed.

"Master," said the Angeloid, "please hurry. You're gonna be—"

"GET OUT! AND FIX THE DOOR!"

"For Pete's sake, Icarus, you don't even have any goddamn BATHROOM manners!" yelled Tomoko a few seconds later. "Don't you know the first thing about modesty?!"

"Apologies, Master," said the chibitized Angeloid.

"First: When you come to a bathroom door and want to enter, you knock!"

"Knock?"

"By hitting the door...like THIS..."

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

Tomoko knocked on the partially-fixed door three times. "Second: Always remember to flush the toilet!"

"As you wish, Master," the Alpha Angeloid said before standing up and modernizing.

"Good," said his modernized master. "Now, I have a favor to ask of you..."

Inside Tomoko's room, Icarus brought out a quantum transformer.

"Aah, it's good to know that Sugata managed to repair this before the yo-yo fishing game," Tomoko sighed in joy. "You know what to do, Icarus."

"As you wish, Master," said the Angeloid. "Commence conversion process."

*TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE* *TYPE*

*SHINE*

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're daring knight in shining armor: Tomoki...has returned!"

*SLIDE*

Tomoki stepped into...

"The men's bathroom...the place where all the smelly boys go...when they HAVE to go...and the best part is...they don't have to sit to pee!" Tomoki gave a huge smile as he stepped up to a stall.

*ZIP*

He unzipped his pants. "Now for the TRICKY—"

*SLIDE*

"HOLY SHIT! I GOTTA GO!" A boy suddenly rushed in, holding his crotch tightly as he ran in place.

"EEK! A BOY!" Tomoki froze in place.

"Hey, dude, is there an open stall?" the boy asked.

Tomoki gave a nervous nod, allowing the boy to move to the stall right next to him.

"Is he really..."

*ZIP*

"I'VE JUST REACHED ANOTHER STEP TO ADULTHOOD!"

*SLIDE*

"Whew! That was close!" The boy walked out of the room, unaware that Tomoki was hiding around a corner.

"What am I doing? I can't sink THAT low!" he thought.

"Hey, Icarus, Nymph, come on!"

"We got a bunch of shitters to clean, homies!"

Recognizing the voices from around a corner, Tomoki froze in fear. "Sora! Prez!"

*DASH* *SLIDE*

He quickly rushed into the closest urinal of the men's room, slamming the door shut.

*SLAM*

"Why did it have to be THEM of all people! They know Tomoki is actually TomoKO! And if they find me, they'll KILL me...or WORSE!"

*SLIDE*

Sora, Makoto, Icarus, and Nymph, entered the bathroom.

"So, what are we doing, Sora?" asked Nymph.

"We're on cleaning duty today," Sora explained as he opened the door of the cl—

*RATTLE* *RATTLE*

"What the..." Looking down, he saw some feet on the ground behind the door; Tomoki's feet. "Excuse me, are you finished in there? We gotta clean this place, so please hurry up, man."

"Why me? Why is this happening to me? I just wanted to come in and check it out!" Tomoki grabbed his head in panic. "Wait, Sora and Icarus was with them! Let's see how good he is at understanding THIS..."

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

Tomoki knocked on the door in morse code of Icarus.

*TING*

"Get Sora...out of the goddamn room," interpreted Icarus loudly, yet emotionlessly.

"What?!" Sora exclaimed.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Tomoki was not panicking.

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

*TING*

"Don't interpret what I'm saying, shithead," the pink-haired Angeloid interpreted as well.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"What's going on?" asked the brown-haired ponytail boy.

"It's morse code," exclaimed Nymph.

"Hmm...I wonder...could that little be in that stall?" suggested Makoto.

"You mean Tomo-chan? Ha ha ha...yeah, right!" laughed the chibitized Sora. "I mean, sure Tomo-chan's a stupid pervert, but even SHE ain't dumb enough to hide in a place where she could get—"

But then, he realized something, causing him to modernize...

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"...Tomo-chan? Are you in there?"

"...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Tomoki loudly whispered.

"...It's her..."

*RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE*

"OPEN THIS DOOR, YOU BITCH! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!" With a dark purple consuming his body Sora shook and rattled the door as she tried break in...

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

...even banging on the door as possible, causing Tomoki to panic that her cover has been blown.

"You, Mitsuki-san, as enjoyable as it is seeing you trying to break in and rape the shit outta that hoe, I don't think letting your anger out on the door is gonna get'cha what'cha want," said Makoto. "Here, take THIS..." The Yakuza gangster took out a strong cutting knife. "I accidentally put this in my briefcase on my way to school; it's a knife that'll cut through any lock you want, homie."

"Thanks, prez!" Sora growled as he grabbed the knife.

*CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT*

He began sawing through the metal lock.

"Oh god! How am I gonna get outta here?! Wait, that right, I can jump over the top!" Tomoki jumped o—

*ZAP*

"Yesterday, I also brought some electrical barb wire to school by accident and had no place to put 'em," explained Makoto, "so I just placed them a bathroom stall in the men's room—the one place NO one would ever expect; ironically, it's over the one Sakurai-chan's hiding in."

*CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT*

"Wow, must've inadvertently been prepared for this," praised Nymph.

The barb wire shocked Tomoki into a chibitized, crisp state, throwing him back to the ground.

"Dammit! I'll just crawl under the stalls while they're too focused on getting in!" Modernizing, Tomoko got onto his stomach to—

"Also, two of my nigga homies from America are visiting and are waiting by the door with shot guns and a .44 Magnum revolver in each of their hands, and they'll shoot any bitch in this room that tries to make a run for the door; it looks like the whore has to make one of TWO choices of dying: beaten the death by Sora, or getting shot to shit by homeboys...WAIT! I take it back, there's actually a THIRD method of dying as well: jumping out the nearby window and falling two stories to her death!" explained the purple-dreaded boy. "Man, I canNOT believe I didn't bring my handheld video camera to film all this shit; we could've made millions of yen if we had put this on the internet!"

"I know Tomoko's a pervert, but aren't you being a little TOO merciless?" asked the blue-haired Angeloid.

*CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT* *CUT*

"Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?" Tomoki was scared out of her mind. "I'll die if don't get outta, but there's no way I CAN..."

"...Tomo..."

"*GASP* Grandma?"

(Flashback)

*TOOT*

"No, Grandma! You CAN'T leave me! PLEASE!" cried Tomoko.

"I'm sorry, sweetheart," said his grandmother. "I know I'm leaving the country, but I won't be gone long. I just need to go clear up a 'misunderstanding' with your grandfather."

"Well, let me go! I can help her!"

"Don't worry," Tomose said she knelt down and placed her hand on her head. "For every god man, there's water under the bridge."

"For every god man, there's water under the bridge?" repeated her grandson. "...I-I don't understand."

"You will, Tomo. You will," were the last the grandmother spoke before boarding the cruise ship.

*TOOT*

"You're grandfather's a GOOD man!" she called out last time. "Remember: For every god man, there's water under the bridge."

And so, the cruise ship took off.

(End of Flashback)

"For every god man, there's water under the bridge." Tomoki suddenly looked down to he that he was standing on...

"The toilet!" This revelation caused him to return back into Tomoko. "THAT'S my way out of here!"

*KICK*

Having finally sawed his way into the stall, Sora kicked open the the door and shouted, "LET'S KILL THIS MOTHERF—"

But then, he became shocked at what he saw: Tomoko, sitting in the toilet drain.

*KISS*

Blowing the boys a kiss goodbye with her right hand, Tomoko pulled down the lever with his right...

*FLUSH*

Causing the water, and HER, to go down the drain. But this didn't really Sora one bit, as he pushed Tomoko down further...

"Hey, Sora. W-What are you—"

...until she had finally disappeared into the sewer pipes.

(Remedial Lesson Room)

Astraeus was reading a book entitled "Earth for Dummies". "Let see: 'Sewage Water Treatment'," he read. "'Sewage water is first recovered from yard of each building/house with toilets and/or urinals by sewage treatment trucks. It is then carried to a sewage treatment plant, where the sewage water passes through disinfection facilities, before eventually becoming clear water again and discharged out to sea.' Lesson over!"

Across the Pacific Ocean, a chibitized, naked Tomoko floated across the body of water while looking out at the beautiful sky.

Later that evening, Tomoko had managed to find her way back home and sat of the toilet. "*SIGH* Man, I didn't even do anything THAT bad to deserve this. And I wouldn't HAVE to go through ANY of it if Icarus hadn't—

*RATTLE*

"Master, dinner is—"

"ICARUS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THIS MORNING!"

"Right...bathroom manners First: When you come to a bathroom door and want to enter, you knock."

"Heh, well I'll be, you're actually learning..." This caused Tomoko to proudly smile.

"By hitting the door...like THIS..."

*PUNCH*

The chibitized Icarus "knocked" on the door so hard that he broke the door again, causing his master to fall head first into the toilet.

"Second: Always remember to flush the toilet."

*FLUSH*

With a pull of the lever, Tomoko was flushed into the sewers once again.

Across the Pacific Ocean, a chibitized, naked Tomoko floated across the body of water while looking out at the beautiful sky.

End

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