Hello! I am the Supreme Evil Lady of Shortness! But you can just call me Flicka. Or Sparkz. Or Monk. Take your pick. I'm -3 1/2. Don't judge me by my tacos. I'm random and short. Waffles kick butt. Anime? Why yes, I am a freak. Fight for whale freedom. Do you ever get the feeling you're a puppet? Yeah, me neither. No matter what anyone tells you, they are out to get you and they will find you. Who are they you ask? Well, who are you? That's what I thought. You think I'm strange? You haven't met my friends. And you probably don't want to either. You might find yourself missing a toe or two. And you'll find it the next morning in your coffee. You don't drink coffee you say? Well, that's not my problem now is it? Well now that you officially think I'm insane, I shall actually tell you a few things about myself. I'm short, 4' 11''. I have hazel eyes. Why that matters, I don't know. My favorite colors are black, silver, and neon green. Give me reeses and I'll be your best friend. Have you ever wondered what the people in Germany thought about toilets? Yeah, me neither. I like asking weird questions, never expecting an answer in return. Are you still reading this? Wow, you really don't have a life do you? But that's alright, I don't either. What are my favorite animes you ask? Well, you probably didn't ask but I'm going to answer anyway. I'm a big fan of Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Black Cat, Shaman King, Saiyuki, Girl Got Game, Prince of Tennis, and many, many others. My all time favorite anime guy would have to be the badass, fire demon Hiei. Don't you just want to pinch his cheeks? Yeah, me neither. I don't want to die just yet.

Well, I know you all love quotes. I mean, who doesn't? So I've taken it upon myself to put up a few for you. Yes I know, I'm amazing.

Be optimistic, all the people you hate now will eventually die.

tragedy is when i cut my finger. comedy is when you walk into an open sewer & die

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

you know you have a great friendship when your best friend says "I'm bored.Let's go play in t.r.a.f.f.i.c" You know, it's truely sad but, my friends are exactly like that...

were the type of friends that will go trick or treating - in the middle of march Again, it's truely said that it's true.

We're the type of people who would get hit by a parked car

A stranger stabs you in the front;
a friend stabs you in the back;
a boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
but best friends only poke each other with straws.

And my favorite analogy of all...

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock.
paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile?
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? swrew scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
i'll tell you why, because peper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
when i play rock/paper/scissors i always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with there paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
"oh shit, i'm sorry i thought paper would protect you, asshole."

Even if you didn't read the others, you have to read that one up there. It's truely touching.
Well now that your IQ has officialy dropped, go look at some of my stories. You'll be shocked at how the reflect my own personality. Curious now aren't you? Yeah, didn't think so. Well do it anyway. Why? Because if I recieve feedback, you all recieve laughs. Thank you and goodnight!