AutomaticHeartachehide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Warehouse 13, American Horror Story, and Supergirl. Thanks to everyone who reads, everyone who writes, and everyone who reviews here. Even if you never write anything, for anyone, anywhere else, you are creating something beautiful. Thank you! I also love doing fan art! For an illustration of Kara's redesigned super suit from "Look My Way or Walk on By" go here: automaticheartache[dot]tumblr[dot]com/post/154988355426/lmw-suit On a more personal note, I'm that counselor you had at summer camp, who just wants everyone to paint their feelings and do their best. Feel free to message me with questions, comments, concerns, etc. I'm always up for collaborations and conversations. Cheers! | |||||||
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Rooftops and Hypocrisy by ConfettiClockwork reviews
"Harriet Hayes is obviously drunk off her head and probably very angry with Matt. But an invitation home is not so they can sit and gush about boys, Jordan suspects." Long-winded Harriet/Jordan oneshot.
Studio 60 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
Covert Affairs by erinmar13 reviews
Myka and HG explore a relationship while keeping under the radar. Timeline starts after For The Team and follows canon through until the end of Reset, at which point I tell the story how I saw things going at the end of season 2. I changed the name to what I had always wanted it to be. This is the first thing I've ever written that I've finished. I hope it's a good read.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,128 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Myka B., Helena G. W.] - Complete
The Shape of Things to Come by celaenos reviews
An AU Bering and Wells story. Myka and HG in the story of Castle and Beckett. Myka is a detective in NYPD and HG is a famous, womanizing author living with her daughter Christina and her mother. Myka is forced to work with the infuriating English woman and after some time, falls for her charms and the woman herself.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,682 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Myka B., Helena G. W.] - Complete
Girls With Accents by journaliar reviews
You're a lot of things. Myka/HG Wells High School AU
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W.
Another Kind of Utopia by emeraldpriestess reviews
A take on Helena's thoughts and struggles, largely following canon from mid-season 2. Myka/HG
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B.
Endless Wonder by FreeWildBlue reviews
Fifth year at Hogwarts brings great changes for Myka with her new role as prefect, OWLs approaching and a new friendship with a myterious and beautiful Slytherin... Takes place in the Harry Potter universe, but only Hogwarts staff cross over
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B.
Howl by AutomaticHeartache reviews
"There's no point in fighting, my love. It could only ever end this way." The beast spoke with her voice, cold and calculating, "One of us was destined to destroy the other." - Artifact hunting in New York takes deadly turn and you know what they say: we always hurt the ones we love. Myka/Helena On indefinite Hiatus. Sorry, kids.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by Redlance-ck reviews
When H.G. gets a very unexpected visitor she learns that she is not the only person who excels at finding the things she wants.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Watchman, What of the Night? by winter156 reviews
Myka is thrust into a situation that leads her to certain truths about who she is to Helena, and who Helena is to her.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Helena G. W., Myka B.
Only Yesterday by Redlance-ck reviews
After the events of 'Reset' H.G. Wells is returned to the Bronze Sector of Warehouse 13. Ten years later, she is awakened.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
The Files by ms17thst reviews
What happens when sensitive personnel files are hacked and the information is leaked? Myka, HG, Claudia & Pete, Artie/Vanessa
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,305 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Left Unsaid by anamatics reviews
It's taken months for Myka to work up the courage to return to the place that ripped her heart out and what awaits her there.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Just For Tonight by gainesm reviews
After the return of the Warehouse, Myka spends an evening with an unexpected guest. *Episode 0 of the "New Beginnings" Storyline. This story serves as its Prologue.*
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Best Present Ever by Apples-and-Twizzlers reviews
Claudia surprises Myka with the best Christmas present ever. Myka/Helena
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Titanic by cookie-sheet-toboggan reviews
It's an AU! Myka and Helena are passengers aboard the RMS Titanic. Is this a ripoff of the movie? Absolutely! *Spoiler Alert* The boat sinks, shhh don't tell anyone.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,910 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Cats & Dogs by Athena mou reviews
Dickens the cat has joined the Warehouse family. Helena is not quite sure how to handle having a cat that obviously is very fond of her. This is the story of how one gray feline changed the dynamics and relationships in our Warehouse family forever.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Artificer & 'Phile by anamatics reviews
Myka is not presently in the Secret Service. She left after Denver and is now teaching 19th century literature at a college in NYC. Happenstance and a few misadventures lead her down the path to the Warehouse, because some things are written in stone.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,502 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Temptations of Your Touch by Athena mou reviews
The beginning of Myka's relationship with HG Wells. Starting with Myka's feelings after learning that HG Wells is in fact a woman, we see the two interact and become more involved as their secret relationship progresses. PG to M. Prequel to Missing You.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by racesunfortunateficarchive reviews
Myka, H.G., Pirates, privateers, the Royal Navy, the Warehouse, Artifact hunting and lots and lots of swagger. I swear I tried to write a short, smutty ficlet about HG & Myka as pirates. This is the result. Oops?
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,728 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
How to Entertain Yourself 101: Warehouse13 Style by cookie-sheet-toboggan reviews
The team gets themselves into trouble while playing around in the Warehouse unsupervised. While in their conundrum, HG struggles with her intentions of trying to destroy the world. Hinting towards Myka/HG whilst staying true to the cannon of the show.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,947 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
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Red Earth & Pouring Rain reviews
A Red Kryptonite fic where Kara seeks out Lena's company each time she's under the influence so she can exercise her demons. Lena is a willing party, only faltering when her attachment and intimacy with Kara, under the sway of Red K, become more than she can handle. She wants more, but understands that Kara belongs to the city, to the people, and she can't keep her to herself.
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] Alex D. - Complete
How to Succeed in Business reviews
Based on a Tumblr prompt from user forlorn-kumquat posted to thattallnerdybean. An AU in which Kara ends up working for LuthorCorp, starting in the mailroom, so she can keep an eye on Lena Luthor for Clark. She's expecting to find Just Another Luthor, but ends up a bit enamored when she land a job working as Lena's new assistant.
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,670 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 1/17/2017 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] Alex D., Winn S.
Girls Who Play Guitar reviews
A Supercorp Rock Band AU where Kara Danvers tags along to see her friend play in a new band only to become smitten with its lead guitar player, a mysterious woman who plays things close to the vest. When Kara is assigned a new story on the city's newest entrepreneur, she's shocked to find herself face to face with her guitarist: Lena Luthor. Secret identities and crushes abound.
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] Alex D., Winn S.
Common Courtesy reviews
Another possibility for the missing scene we should have had at the end of 2x22. Lena is left alone after the city is saved and drowning in guilt over the role she played in the invasion when an unexpected visitor stops by to remind her to be kind to herself. Quick Supercorp one-shot after watching the finale.
Supergirl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Lena L., Kara D./Supergirl]
Reciprocity reviews
The missing scene we should have had at the end of 2x22. Lena is left alone after the city is saved and provides comfort to the one person who did the same for her after she lost everything. Quick Supercorp one-shot after watching the finale.
Supergirl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Lena L., Kara D./Supergirl] - Complete
Timer reviews
Soulmate AU where everything is the same except that everyone can have a device installed that will tell them when they will meet their soulmate. (Concept borrowed from the movie Timer, which is great and you should see it!). Supercorp slowburn with a little Sanvers thrown in for good measure!
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] [Alex D., Maggie S.]
Levity reviews
A one-shot taken from a fic meme on Tumblr starring the Danvers Sisters (with a touch of Sanvers) because they are the best. The prompt was to build a one-shot incorporating the phrase "ask me again." Kara happens upon Alex stressing over a dinner she's cooking for Maggie and decides to enact some Danvers-style justice to lighten her mood.
Supergirl - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Alex D., Maggie S.] Kara D./Supergirl - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
The Medusa virus has been disabled, Lillian Luthor is on trial, and Kara and Lena haven't spoken since that terrible night. As fate would have it, they find themselves thrown together, attending a fundraiser at Club Apocalypse, and take the opportunity to push past the awkwardness straight into each other's arms. Takes place between Medusa and Luthors. One-shot (maybe).
Supergirl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Lena L., Kara D./Supergirl] - Complete
Look My Way or Walk On By reviews
Boarding School Supercorp AU. Kara can't wait to start her first year at Wildlings Academy, with new friends, new challenges, and a new position working for the school paper. Eager to make a name for herself and step out of her sister's shadow, Kara's plans get sidestepped when she finds herself inexplicably drawn to the school outcast, Lena Luthor.
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] [Alex D., Maggie S.] - Complete
My Little Black Star reviews
Misty day grows up a wild snake-charmer in Louisiana's evangelical backwoods. Cordelia Goode is a straight-laced over achiever with the weight of the Supremacy pushing her forward. When the two meet in a flurry of books and possible head-injury, their lives become intertwined in ways neither could predict. Pre-canon, then bleeding into the season and beyond. Misty/Cordelia.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Cordelia F., Misty D.] Zoe B., Madison M
Window reviews
Benson is unsure of herself around the new ADA, Alex Cabot, but soon finds her voice when a case involving an outspoken politician and a familiar victim challenges her views on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. A/O beginning fic. I'M FINALLY GOING TO FINISH THIS STORY, I SWEAR.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,746 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 12/11/2005 - [A. Cabot, O. Benson] E. Stabler, G. Huang
Howl reviews
"There's no point in fighting, my love. It could only ever end this way." The beast spoke with her voice, cold and calculating, "One of us was destined to destroy the other." - Artifact hunting in New York takes deadly turn and you know what they say: we always hurt the ones we love. Myka/Helena On indefinite Hiatus. Sorry, kids.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
The warehouse is in ruins and Myka is determined to use what little they have left to rewrite history with a little help from her warehouse family. Myka/Helena. Cameos by a few Eureka folks...
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,004 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - [Myka B., Helena G. W.] - Complete