I'm updating this (again) cause it looked so horrible back then (and right now).

[6/8/2021] Call me undead, cuz I'm back in the writing gig!

Hello there you idiots. My name's Crazyman03, welcome to my profile page. The same page which contains the single greatest writer in all of the universe! Better than Wilhelm Shakespear and Jay Kay Raoling. Now you may think that I have an ego problem, but is it really considered narcissism when all the things I'm saying is true?

Okay, joke time's over. Time for the real intro.

Name: Look at the profile name.

Age: Barely legal senior citizen.

Gender: Male.

Some things that I like:

Food - I don't care what you say! If you don't like to eat, then I have no idea what kind of sick bastard you are.

My house - I love my house more than anything else. It's a safe haven for an internet degenerate such as myself.

Games - Tekken and some other stuff like Persona and Yakuza series. Not gonna lie, those are pretty much the ones I play. (Now I play a lot of Genshin and Apex. I'm addicted, help.)

Guitar - To prove that I'm not a virgin. (Sorry past me, but your future and present self is indeed a virgin.)

Writing - A hobby that somehow turned into a potential career option. Writing is pretty fun, you can unleash all the inner thoughts you have and convey it through poetic words (or not so poetic ones).

Art - Been practicing it a while now. While I may not suck as hard as I used to, I'm still nowhere near lower intermediate.

Some of the things I don't like:

Losing - I'm not the sore loser, you are! (I'm a sore loser.)

Having bad grades - To be honest, if I have horrible grades; then it's most likely that I'm the one to blame. Hey, it's not my fault that algebra was difficult. (Agreed.)

Wounds - Now you must be laughing, "Ha! He's afraid of getting hurt! What a loser!". But if I come right inside your home with a metal pipe aimed right on your ass, you better not cry when I swing it.

Stories created:

All SVTFOE stories - paused in the meantime. (AKA abandoned)

I Make Fun Of RWBY Ships - Still making fun of. (More of a side hobby)

Blonde Memories - Incomplete (Still going)

Jerk Of All Trades - Incomplete (Still going)

Fashion Designer Disaster - Incomplete (Still going)

Of Wolves and Rabbits - Incomplete (Still going)

NAQ's (Never Asked Questions)

"Who are you?"

That's a great question! Unfortunately, I'm not too keen on having to spill my identity in the internet. Thus, this question will be ignored.

"Why did you start with writing SVTFOE and not RWBY?"

I felt that SVTFOE was a great starting point for me as a newbie writer. People don't judge, people are not that analytical, and it was pretty much safe to try out any unique idea because the show had magic in it.

A prime example of this would be "One More Shot" which was the second story I had released back then (with the first one being deleted due to cringe overload). The story mainly talks about Marco travelling back to time just to restore his unrequited love between him and Star. Now it sounds rather enticing now that I say it, but my execution and writing in that story was unreadable at worst and average at best.

Sure, it might not garner as much attention as per se; the RWBY fandom, but it was the perfect training ground for me is what I'm saying.

"Why did you choose the name 'Crazyman03'?"

Why not?

"How long are you planning to write in this site?"

I'll try to write as much as possible as I can on this site. that doesn't mean I'm thinking about my stories 24/7. Gotta live my life like every other normal person on earth as well. As long as I can improve, I will write stories to the best of my abilities.

"Where do you live?"

In a cave.

"Why do you have a P a treon account?"

*Looks at empty wallet* ...No reason...?

"Why did you stop your P a treon account?"

I was stupid and I didn't feel like I was a good enough writer at the time to keep on going with a P a treon. However, you can find me on Fiverr for one off stories instead.

"You left writing for 8 months. Why?"

Burnout and impostor syndrome. I thought my writing was never good enough. Combine that with writers block and you've got yourself a burnout. Plus, I felt guilty for leaving people hanging with the idea of me posting a chapter so I just told everyone that I would leave. (Note: You can see my full farewell letter in Chapter 13 of Blonde Memories)

If you want to support me (even though I'm fine with you guys reading), you can go to my Fiverr account which has the same name.