Milady Montrosehide bio
 Author has written 22 stories for Steven Universe. Call me Montrose, Milady Madrigal Montrose. I have an archive account. Things are hectic for me right now. |
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Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Garnet, Steven U., The Cluster - Complete
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Blue Zircon: Ace Attorney reviews
Blue Zircon has had a tumultuous career history so far, chock full of murderers and private investigations, but nothing so far has compared to this. Blue Diamond herself has requested her presence, and there's no way Blue Zircon will refuse. Basically, a rewriting and lengthening of the Trial, as if it were an Ace Attorney game.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,616 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2020 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Blue Diamond, Blue Pearl
Why, It's So Simple! reviews
Homeworld is in the middle of a resource crisis. White Diamond can no longer go out and conquer as she wishes. After thinking long and hard about it, White Diamond realizes that the creatures she conquers are valuable too.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2018 - White Diamond - Complete
The Odd Wedding reviews
Connie and Steven adopt a baby crow kidnapped by Lion. Not too long after, the bonds between humans and bird are so strong, a "wedding" is held to celebrate the momentous occasion! However, in the dark, a jealous Lion plots to remove the crafty crow… A request for Creepy-Pasta
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Steven U., Connie M.
Pink and Orange reviews
Lion and Pumpkin play together. A request for DragonBat362.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Lion - Complete
Rose, Meet Baby reviews
Rose has dragged Greg away from the air-conditioned paradise of the Temple, to go exploring in the sweltering summer heat. At the beach, Rose meets another young explorer in distress.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
Where is she?
One-shot. Pearl is alone on the battlefield, searching for a new comrade who has become lost on the battlefield. An enemy has reached her first, however, and the two Gems enter a catch-22. Spoilers for the art book-the enemy Gem is from there.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Pearl - Complete
Friend of the Crows reviews
Lapis makes friends with crows, to Peridot's slight dismay and Steven's delight.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
A Chilly Summer's Day Gift reviews
One-Shot. Lapis Lazuli and Peridot create a gift for Steven in the dog days of summer. Meanwhile, Garnet and Amethyst have teamed up to destroy Steven and Pearl in a game of SORRY!
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Pearl, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Magical Adventure
Two-parter. Steven and Connie trek into a part of the woods near Empire City which do not appear on the map. They clash with one of the creatures there.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
A Quick Jaunt to the Store reviews
One-shot. Peridot accompanies Doug and Connie to the store. From this, she is inspired to give the Maheswarans a gift.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Connie M., Peridot, Doug M. - Complete
Don't Feed the Ladybirds reviews
One-Shot. Peridot and Lapis witness an epic battle between a ladybird and a bunch of ants. In the middle of it all is an unlucky aphid.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Catnip Attracts All Manner of Creatures
Lion decides to bring catnip and food to hang with his kitty friends, but something follows him back home. Steven must then play the exterminator to remove the creature from under the House. Rated T for dangerous situations.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Complete
Stop that noise! reviews
One-Shot. Peridot really hates the noise Jasper's shoes make. Rated T for implied swearing.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Jasper, Peridot - Complete
What was that THUD? reviews
One-Shot. Lapis and Peridot hear the sound of something crashing into the Barn, and call Steven to help them. Steven nearly freaks out when he sees the situation.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Inside the Cave of Bats reviews
One-Shot. Lapis and Steven visit a bat roosting area. Lapis wonders about bats.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli - Complete
A Cavalcade of Taste
One-Shot. Amethyst amps up the breadth and width of her taste buds, and throws in a bit of enhanced smell for kicks. Unable to handle the delicious tastes, Amethyst goes on an eating spree. A little body horror at the end.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Amethyst, Steven U., Peedee F., Mr. Fryman - Complete
The Chemical Process of Baking
One-shot. Peridot discovers she likes the process of baking more than the products of baking.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Steven U., Peridot - Complete
What Comes of Being Nice reviews
One-Shot. Garnet and Steven discuss chess, probability, the universe, as Amethyst and Pearl defeat them in a match of SORRY!
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
A Scare at the Lake reviews
One Shot. Pearl and Steven Universe go to the lake to watch some swans. It doesn't really go that well.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Vidalia's Birthday reviews
One-shot. Vidalia has a pun-filled birthday.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Amethyst, Steven U., Vidalia - Complete
Albatrosses with Cream
Sour Cream introduces Steven to a book by the name of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. It's not exactly what Steven thought it would be.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Steven U., Sour Cream - Complete
Pumpkin Pie with Roses reviews
Oneshot. Steven and Pumpkin having fun together.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Steven U. - Complete