The System awakes, and so does Jaune Arc. Of course, one is awakening from an eons long slumber and the other went to bed too late the night before and slept in far too long. The System adjusts to a methodology suitable for a teenage boy, and as such accidentally invokes the god-given right of living a video game. Jaune's in for a wild ride.

What would you do with all the riches in the world? Party? Relax? Good works? Well, a man from Earth is about to find his answer to a similar question when he wakes up as one Mr. Schnee. He'd better find an answer quick, though; his daughter just kissed a Faunus on live television!

Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!

After fleeing Kanto to the Alola region with his mother, Sun becomes the Pokémon Trainer he's always dreamed of. Join our newest hero as he gets a crash course on Alolan culture through the Island Challenge, overcoming his own past while also unraveling the mysteries of a strange girl along the way, and fighting to save his new home from threats near, far...and beyond. SunXLillie

What's the worst that can happen when you go buy groceries? Here's what: getting kidnapped by a Pokémon of all things and sent to its world with no money or idea of what to do. So what's the only thing to do when Pokémon battles are all you know of this world?

For reasons beyond me, I got put into the Chassis of a Planetary Annihilation Commander and sent across the universe to fight evil and eat technology...At least, that's how this started. Things got pretty crazy from there...

An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.

Accelerator and the Railgun. Two level 5's that have been subjected to the same rumour: they have been defeated by a Level 0. But who is this mysterious esper? These are the numerous investigations made by characters in the ToAru universe into this Level 0. People who don't know him will learn the truth and those who do know him will catch a glimpse into his life. Will have action.

"It took you fourteen minutes to plate that!" Chef yelled, pulling the thermometer from the chop. "Do you need coffee, Miss Rose?" She asked nastily. "No thanks." Ruby smirked, arms folded. "I'm an adult. I drink milk."

When you're from another world, mopping classrooms and organizing bookshelves at Garreg Mach for room and board is a pretty sweet deal. It seems easy enough to keep a low profile, but as an outsider in a world like Fódlan, you'll need to make friends fast to stay employed—and alive.

When Midoriya Izuku was 4 his quirk finally manifested. The doctor named it psychokinesis, but his friend Bakugou Katsuki called it worthless. For the next 10 years, Izuku would grow up bullied and isolated. Then, when a new student named Uraraka Ochako transfers into his class the last year of jr high, everything changes. Rated M for eventual themes.

When the Long Night of Solace is evaporated over Reach via the weaponized usage of a Slipspace Drive, it ferries with it in its swallowed sections the Covenant Empire and, more horrifyingly, the desperate measures that the UNSC used to fight them. When they are found in a universe on the precipice of their own history, the meaning of the term "Mass Effect" will change forever.

When a voice from the void transports Piper Pendergast to Fódlan with only a god-blessed guitar, she's more than a little confused. But with the help of newfound friends, Piper might just pick and strum her way to a happy ending. A Fire Emblem Three Houses insert. Rated T for language and violence.

The Grimm are the scourge of humanity, but what if one of them became like us. How would it function in this new body and how would its choices affect the world around it. Follow along as a young alpha Beowolf turned Faunus tries to answer... can a monster have a soul?

A young man is sucked into the world of Fire Emblem Awakening through his computer screen. But things are... different. Very different. Timelines are wonky and Chrom is... a girl? AU, gender bender.

Willow finds Skara at her weakest moment - It would have been easy to walk past her and pretend not to notice. But Willow doesn't.

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the ocean? Make your way to dry land, obviously. But when that comes with the realization you're in the middle nowhere, surrounded by murder boats, and no reinforcements in sight, what are you supposed to do? Do as I do. Run like hell to the nearest safe harbor, and pray you don't get caught.

Alcohol and bad decisions go hand in hand. Courier Six has learned this first hand and knows how bad those decisions can be. What he wasn't expecting was for things to take the turn they did.

All the world's a sale, And all the men and women merely opportunities. An actor (Self-Insert) wakes up in Valm after a nasty incident in a play, and finds himself on the road with Anna. They become fast friends as the adventure unfolds, but the road to the end of Awakening won't be so easy... Adventure/Humor story containing darker themes.

Sequel to Ouch. "I'll tell you when I'm good and ready." That made Emira feel some kind of way.

She's been called a talentless student, destined for a life of mediocrity. All the Dovahkiin hears is a challenge to be conquered.

An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?

It starts with you walking down the stairs. One second later, you're tossed into Fódlan, taken to Garreg Mach Monastery and forced to watch out for both the Church's officials and the various factions plotting against it. This is the reality I live in now. And I have to find a way back before I'm dragged into the incoming war. (No longer updating)

Cursed with wild witch magic since childhood, Amity Blight lives a forced life of seclusion with the excuse of needing to be kept safe from the world. After an accident involving a human witch apprentice, though, she'll learn that the world doesn't just want her, it needs her. For Amity Blight, beyond all reason and rationale, is the Avatar. Now with a TV Tropes page!

He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

I can remember a world where I was safe, where war was a notion meant for more violent countries, and where the internet gave me unlimited entertainment and knowledge with a few keystrokes. That world is not this one, and I miss it dearly. At least I have Morgan to keep me alive and sane, and I can provide some use to this world with my knowledge of Awakening. Self-insert.

Louise just wanted something powerful. Something simple would have done, but something deep within her called for power. Her pride demanded to be respected. Unfortunately for her, the Void answered. For saving Lord Felwinter from the brink of death was as much a curse as it was a blessing for poor little Louise. Now, the world will learn the Law of Iron, and it will burn for it.

Bell Cranel died to a Minotaur in the Dungeon. Years later, he finds himself in Lordran after escaping the Undead Asylum only to die over and over. And then he burned for many, many years. And after many centuries, what seemed like a dream, Bell finds himself back in the Dungeon. So what does he do now that he's back home? To be frank, he just wants to be left alone.

In the present day, Garreg Mach Monastery has been converted into a museum. One day, a peculiar class of students on a field trip arrive, and hear about a legend from an employee. Is it really a legend, or is it true to life? New updates every week.

Blake needed one person to rely on at Beacon, just one person she could trust in all things. It was an impossible expectation at first, but then Jaune was talking to himself and let the truth slip out. It was shameful to blackmail him into friendship, but it's not like she had a better idea. Jaune was no Adam, but he could be made into what she wanted. Or is he as weak as he seems?

"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.

She'd left years ago, ripped away from her world during the most terrifying moments of her life in a twist of fate. Pulled into a new world filled with fantastical things she'd only dreamed of, she'd set out on a quest with the Order of Heroes as their destined Summoner, but she'd never forgotten who she'd left behind. Years later she manages to find her way Back Through the Gate.

She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

(Self Insert) After arriving in Gravity Falls by literally falling into it, Matt is dazed and confused. He is sent back from 2020 to 2012 with his knowledge of the show and he soon finds himself in the Mystery Shack where Stanley Pines takes him in. How'd he get there? Why are things changing? I guess you'll have to find out along with him.

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

"Being alone forever!" "Being alone with YOU forever." That actually really got to Edric...

A young specialist's day soon goes south when he gets caught in a firefight, but that's to be expected in a combat environment. However, no amount of training or combat was enough to prepare him for what would only be the start to a new assignment.

Halloween is easily Luz's favourite holiday - As it begins to reach that time back on the Human Realm, however, she learns the Boiling Isles has not a holiday, but an irregular force of nature known as called 'Valeween'. Why is everyone so scared of this day? Why have the trees gone black? And why is Amity so on edge?

A fanfic of a fanfic. (with permission given) Here is my take on the continuation of Not this Time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran. M rating for swearing and violence.

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

A few months after the Mystery Twins head home from Gravity Falls Mabel gets a call from Soos telling her that Dipper was found turned to stone out in the woods. The problem is Dipper is standing right next to her. This leads to a new adventure. Follow some of our favorites as they become the Gravity Heroes. Wendip and Mabifica. Updated as I'm able.

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

First contact, the long dreamed of moment when humanity discovers it's not alone in the universe. Well its here, but its not as glamorous as everyone thought it would be. Instead, a sixteen year old boy is ripped from his home by an unknown occurrence, forced to fight, adapt, and learn to survive. "If there's a way here, there's a way back! I'll find my way home no matter what!"

It was unexpected, to say the least. The Citadel Council, the MSY, Governance - they all faced a new, confusing world. And, for those closest to the expanding shockwave, a very different life... [Crossover of Mass Effect, To the Stars, and Solemnis]

Ozai planned that Zuko would die during the Agni Kai. When he survives, Zuko must leave the Fire Nation to hide from his father. Far away from everything he knew, Zuko discovers a world he never expected.

A bad day and alot of frustration pushes Taylor too far and wakes her mothers legacy. Now Taylor has new powers and responsibilities but that doesn't mean she can't have a little fun. [Worm Au: Magic is real. Succubus Taylor.]

"Waking up in an abandoned research facility with no memory of how I got there? Spooky. Learning I'm being hunted by murderous androids with some type of sinister plan for me? Nerve-wracking. Finding out the ghost of the man who stole my body is still in my head...? Terrifying." -Alcatraz

Every time - Every single time Luz ever imagined herself falling in love, it had been for a prince. Now, the only thoughts she had were of a princess.

When Luz receives a confession from Amity, she suspects that Amity must have been influenced by a Love Potion - Because people do not like Luz Noceda like this

When the river of time is blocked and forced to cycle, the impossible becomes possible and those who should not exist will emerge from beneath Fate's foam. Or in other words, what happens when someone from Earth gets merged with Byleth and tries to reach a golden ending. A semi-serious story about a guy trying to game the system and save everybody. As for how that ends up, well…

An ONI Prowler is sent to a small system on the Southern fringes of UNSC space, just along the border with the Sangheili, to investigate strange signals coming from a planet within. He encounters strange situations, strange people, and the strangest world in the galaxy. [White Rose & Bumblebee. Rated "M" For later.] (All Re-writes complete)

After Grom, Amity finds herself with a dozen feelings that she can't even begin to make sense of - She's not stupid enough to not realize that what she feels right now is a crush on Luz, but it's sheer intensity leaves her confused about everything. And there's something that feels almost cruel about that.

Ranma has found a cure, but things didn't go as he assumed. Now he's got to learn to cope while also dealing with his past. Can he manage?

When dropped into the Young Justice world with a Pokemon team, the age old question appears. What Type is Darkseid anyways? Or Batman for that matter. (Finished)

With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.

"The world can be the cruelest ruler to the nicest person." After Change Your Mind, Steven's new job is helping integrate the recently uncorrupted gems with finding their place in Earth society. However, a new, unknown gem arrives to observe them. One from White Diamonds court, who helps out in her own unique ways, only to unravel a mystery that will test all of the Crystal Gems.

Waking up as a clone of a super powerful Esper after dying isn't something that happens every day. But I might as well try to survive, so I can make the most of it, and help as much as I can. (Misaka Sister SI)

"Your stance needs to be wider and lower to the ground." Who knew that phrase would kick off the last night of Jaune's life. His life as a male, that is. After an accidental activation of his Semblance with an equally accidental smooch, Jaune switches bodies with his partner. How? Why? Can it be reverted? Great questions. But they should've asked what exactly his power IS, first.

You'd think that waking up hungover in some random facility—of which you have no memory of ever joining—would make you the least qualified to save the world. Too bad you're all that's left, assisted by a staff made up of mostly unpaid interns, a lovable kouhai, a doctor who goes on about his internet idols, and a local thot who demands money in exchange for Saint Quartz. SI

After disbanding Team Skull Guzma, the team's former boss, decides to return to his home on Melemele Island. There, after a once in a lifetime opportunity arises, he is accepted into a teaching position at his old Pokemon school. Though with his infamous reputation, winning over his students will be a tough task. It is one that he is more than determined to take on.

If you think about it, self-inserts are technically a form of Isekai genre written by the fans. Depending on the work used. In this case, the work is RWBY. When he dies and is sent to Remnant by two deities with a seemingly impossible task, the Protagonist must tread carefully. Lest he find himself fighting both Salem AND Ozpin. "Oh well...time to be an Isekai Protagonist." (SI/OC)

Jaune Arc is the black sheep of his family. Unable to awaken his Aura and scrambling for some kind of achievement, he becomes desperate enough to perform a ritual found in an ancient book of 'magic' - and unwittingly exposes Remnant to things even the esteemed hunters of Beacon Academy can hardly imagine.

Somehow the Bakusquad always make Bakugou emotional. Doesn't help that they are trouble magnets and prone to reckless hero stupidity. Ch.6: The Bakusquad just want to carry some of that weight Bakugou is struggling with and their hearts break for their friend who thinks he's facing down the world alone.

Having long been told that his desire to become a Hero was naught but a fanciful dream, Izuku Midoriya suffers a terrible accident that makes it seem more like an outright fantasy. However, he is soon shown by a certain Sorcerer Supreme that sometimes diving straight into fantasy is the best way to achieve one's dreams. Make way for Izuku Midoriya, future Master of the Mystic Arts!

The Underground gets one Hell of a newcomer. Follow the Doom Slayer on his path to escape the Underground, meet new friends, and make pasta. Uses elements from both the 1993 Doomguy and the 2016 Doom Slayer. Rated T because, duh, Doomguy. Cover art by DiscoEndy9 on DeviantArt.

Jaune never wanted to be a Hunter. He wanted to be a musician. Partly due to his father, but mostly his own stupidity, Jaune winds up in Beacon, with no weapon. Making matters worse, his teachers think his instruments are badass weapons. Rather than ask, they launch him into a Grimm filled forest, no aura, no landing strategy, nothing but the guitar on his back. JaunexMystery Humor

Louise's summoning ritual doesn't go as planned. That was pretty much to be expected. What she didn't expect, however, was to summon Geth. A very specific Geth platform, to be exact. Now stuck with a thousand programs as her Familiar, her future may be quite different indeed. What will come of this unexpected event?

It didn't take long for Weiss Schnee to be sick of Jaune Arc's constant attempts at courting her, but when the young blond approaches her regarding something other than a date, what does this mean for the Schnee heiress? A tale of an unlikely friendship, and an even less likely romance. White Knight.

Due to the tragic and early demise of his flat, Todoroki has no other choice but to temporarily move in with Midoriya and Uraraka. And, one thing leading to another, never manages to leave. Midoriya/Uraraka/Todoroki domestic fluff.

Izuku was born with a sensory quirk, of all things. No one believed him for years, but when they did no one could understand it. The more he learned about his quirk, the less he cared. How could someone understand the human soul when they only heard it once?

Glynda Goodwitch is pissed. She decides to start a weekly bulletin taking Ozpin, her students, and the world at large to task. No one's safe. No one. She'll bring her wrath down on anyone's head. Formerly called: Glynda's Bulletin.

I hadn't come to this world of my own volition. In fact I was sent here against my own will. But now I find myself in a new world and after seeing that sword I know the danger it faces. Even if this isn't the world I was born in, even if it is only one of thousands out there, I wouldn't be Shirou Emiya anymore if I didn't try to save everyone living here. No matter the cost.

Steven is born, and the gems are still adjusting to life without Rose and with a new baby.

After Yellow Diamond disappears for twenty years, Domina finally goes looking forward A crossover between Vulgaris Adamas and Golden Universe

A young Jaune Arc meets a mysterious man who for some reason offers him a chance to become his student. After a few years Jaune learned many secrets about the world and himself, secrets that normally would have remained secret. And so when the time to go to Beacon comes, Jaune's family and the usual cast of RWBY meets a very different Jaune Arc. (Contains elements from Fate)

In Bill's last moments, the Axolotl decides to give him a second chance at life. Our nacho overlord is reincarnated into the past as Dipper and Mabel's elder brother. Great. Bill Redemption Story (Cover Art by CreativeSkull) Inspired by Aria Winchester 1's "Dream a Little Dream" [COMPLETE, REWRITE POSTED]

Something is wrong with Nejire. Suddenly she's spending time with Tamaki-and Mirio is nowhere to be seen. Sensing ulterior motives, because no way would Nejire willingly spend so much time with him, no matter what Tamaki's heart says or wants otherwise. Fearing a rift between his friends, Tamaki decides he needs to get to the bottom of this, his chicky-chicken heart depends on it.

Jason Harlow lost his life in battle, but the young Marine wasn't expecting the afterlife that greeted him. Accepting an offer from an omnipotent being, he was thrown into a new world where a whole new fight was waiting. Armed with a powerful suit and an array of skills from his journey, he will set out to help stop a cycle of extinction that threatens all life itself.

This series may be over, though you can still read the rewritten version of this story under its new name. "RWBY: New World Hope" I hope to see you all there for this new redux of a familiar story with a familiar character.

Izuku Midoriya, the quirkless boy who got lucky and proved himself to All Might. However, what if Izuku already had a quirk. One that everyone ignored, even himself. It's not strong, it's not powerful, and it's not flashy, but it could be a way for the small hero hopeful to make closer bonds with his classmates. Some closer than others. Pairings undecided.

It's you! And matter what happens, no matter what everyone says, no matter what we all expect to happen in the future, no matter what ALREADY happened, it doesn't matter. Because in the end, despite everything, It's still You. Frisk travels through the underground, with a disembodied voice hitchhiking through their mind.

My old OC insert fic. Upcoming rewrite. PLEASE READ FIRST A/N!

After the fall of Vale, Penny is brought back online as a sophisticated mass surveillance system. Her goal: find Ozpin and Cinder, stop the White Fang, save the world. Unfortunately for General Ironwood and Penny's father, turning an AI into an all-seeing supercomputer wasn't a perfect idea. What's a real girl to do when she obtains the equivalent powers of a maiden?

Shirou Emiya, at the climax of his battle against the King of Heroes is pulled into the world of Remnant. Befriended by a kind yet disheartened Rabbit-Faunus, Shirou will strive to learn his place in the new world while seeking to locate and stop Gilgamesh who crossed over with him. A goal that threatens to consume him and all those whom he grows close to.

In Tristian's Magic Academy, Louise asked the void for the greatest familiar in all the land. In the depths of Waterfall, Undyne wanted to escape the Underground. What happens when these magical worlds collide? Guess this is a case of being careful what you wish for. Set before Undertale Proper. Cover credits to G0966. Rate T for (eventual) graphic fights and (possible) romance.

Despite his warm reception at U.A., Izuku stills feels like a bit of an outcast. Beyond a love of heroes, he doesn't really have many interests he shares with his classmates. But after a chance encounter with Mina, he begins to share her passion for a very unexpected hobby. And as the two become friends, they will learn there's something else they share a fondness for.

A Zoologist's take on the pokemon world and what pokemon are like in their natural habitats outside the pokeball. Please fave, follow and review. I take requests.

It's been years since liminals, or "demihumans", have made themselves known in Japan, and even longer since he's left it. Now he's back, and for better or worse, he's living with a whole family of liminals, who are only slightly less culture-blind than him. One thing's for sure: a lot's changed, and a lot more will be changing in the future.

A young man awakes in an alley in Republic City. As he struggles to survive, he will discover the world of the Four Nations while making new friends and making new memories for himself.

Asalie (REPRESSED NERD) wants nothing to do with the outside world, Lillie (MYSTERY GIRL) is not what she seems, Hau (ULTIMATE WINGMAN) has high hopes for his up-coming journey and Gladion (VOICE OF REASON) wonders what madness he's stumbled into. These four only wish their lives would stay this simple and peaceful...

"What is this?" "Pokémon: Omega Ruby. I first played Ruby when I was younger than you, so I thought you might like it now. This is Ruby's remake." "Oh... thanks?" "Come on, it will be your first Pokémon game. You might find you enjoy it." Branden just didn't think he'd wind up in it.

"Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "You look sad." "Then stop looking." Izuku has seen Katsuki display an array of emotions during the 11 years he's known him, but he's never seen him like this. This overwhelming, suffocating aura of sadness. He's never seen that expression... Katsuki realizes what an ass he's been. He doesn't know how to fix it. Everyone is worried about him. (Swearing)

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Jake, a 17 years old teenager from Pewter City whose last interest is pokémon or pokémon training, ends up getting stuck with a lost and injured Charmander he comes across in the Viridian Forest because he can't find its owner.

When a man gets thrown into a seemingly impossible situation. Will he panic and possibly kill himself or will he man up and go on an adventure of a lifetime? No pairings currently planned. (Yes, this is another SI, I know how you must feel.)

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

After four years, the Pines twins are finally allowed back to Gravity Falls. Now, Dipper Pines must deal with the two things that no Journal could ever prepare him for: girls and growing up. To face these trials, he must learn to conquer his fears, tackle his inner demons, and get in the habit of showering regularly. That last one should not be an issue though. That's just gross.

Brendan Birch is the son of the famous Professor Birch of Hoenn. At 19 years of age, he has finally decided to go on his journey. Along the way, he will make new friends as well as enemies and be caught up in a struggle that threatens the very existence of humans and Pokémon alike...as well as a romance he never saw coming... Analyzing... Processing... Target locked... Deleting...

After the Northwest Ball, Pacifica decides to run away from her toxic family. With nowhere else to go, she finds herself at the Mystery Shack. But there are more than just ghosts in this town. Witches, a psychotic dorito, a mystery writer, and strange creatures that call her name out in the woods. Gravity Falls is weirder than she had thought, and she may not be able to survive it.

When Myrtenaster is destroyed, Weiss is in need of a replacement. Fortunately for her, this is where having a weapon-obsessed leader comes in handy as Ruby takes on the solemn duty of educating Weiss in the art of forging and what it means for a Huntress to have a proper weapon. -Completed-

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!