Gate: Thus the tyranid fought there

by gama71

What happens when the gate has open on a Tyranid-infested planet, and thus the Tyranid will come there and fought there. note: please do not take this story seriously! this story is made out of comedy and mockery of the majority of gate fanfic. as the majority of their plot is nothing more than a JSDF reskin, as they are not aware much of their faction background.

2. Chapter 2: preparation

After much of the Saderan forces being eaten alive and killed on sight, the hivemind told the rest of the tyranid on that planet to hold on, before they proceed to the gate. she wanted some preparation first and so she begins to communicate with the tyranid warrior prime first in order for her to start all of this preparation of entering the gate.

Along with that the tyranid that was present there are replenishing their number as the norn-queen is producing new tyranid every day. the hivemind gave the norn-queen a new direction on approaching the gate scenario, as they are instructed not to do what a tyranid would do on the planet, which is stripping its biomass out of it, or just eat it up. but there is a special case that the hivemind that gives the order for the rest of the tyranid that were present on the infested planet, one special order that does not look ordinary for a tyranid.

The hivemind wanted more information about these prisoners, that they capture. yet capturing a prisoner is something that was not normal for a tyranid either. so the one that has to do this work is a few genestealer, as they have the actual mind to work on this stuff. along with a handful of warriors who play the hardball on them.

The genestealer begin to get a handful of useful information about the foes that they are about to face and what lies in the world beyond the gate. along with it the hivemind also told them not to eat the prisoners or kill them. but they must treat them humanely, because the hivemind has other plans in mind, as hundreds or thousands of those prisoners ended up getting treated more humanely. as the hivemind had given an order that was not normal either for a Tyranid, but nevertheless they follow her order and do it so willingly with the resource that they managed to find as the tyranid had much bio-structure they build and shit they managed to do in that much time, as it's unethical to treat them like garbage, because the hivemind have a script that the tyranid on that planet must follow and she had a plan for this gate.

Hivemind: listen tyranid warrior prime 84222 you are about to enter this so-called gate. I have an idea, you should follow this script called gate: thus the JSDF fought there. because you are going to be the main character of this story, and we need to make our images better with this show, so everyone will call us civil, and this show would be the perfect tyranid propaganda show, so we could give this to the genestealer cult, in order to make us tyranid look good in front of everyone, that we are good folks who want to spread the love to everyone and this could better the tyranid images in front of those Xenos and the imperium.

Suddenly a manga and a tv begin to drop out of the skies. then the tyranid warrior prime takes the manga and begins seeing the title gate: thus the JSDF fought there. he begins to get curious about the manga, as his master told him to read it and digest the information as both the manga and anime are the script he has to follow.

Hivemind: remember tyranid warrior prime 84222 your action when you enter the gate is going to be recorded by me. so you must follow the script on how you will approach this scenario, as this will make the finest tv show, that we will produce, and spread it all across the galaxy in order to make the tyranid images becoming better as no one will see the tyranid as a threat to this galaxy, so they could welcome us anytime at all.

Timeskip to 1 month later. after the Tyranid warrior prime read many volumes of the gate manga, as he managed to read till 100 chapters of it, along with watching 2 seasons of the gate: thus the JSDF fought there, anime and the Tyranid warrior prime begin to find a computer and open the internet from another reality and also see some criticism from the internet that this manga and anime is nothing more than nationalism and japan strong propaganda, along with the anime is like a JSDF recruitment campaign, and much more propaganda that keeps making japan superior while other country act like a bunch of incompetence fools, and a bunch of bastards.

Tyranid warrior prime: why I have to follow this script? I should start devouring everything on that gate world. after reading this manga, and watching the anime. I can't believe you have forced me to do this master. those forces behind the gate are weaklings, but why did you have me to do this master? can I just send my force there to eat up the whole planet there?

Hivemind: You must follow that script, because after I managed to read up many of the gate fanfic. it looks like many of the authors are not aware of their faction background. so now you must take the role of Yoji Itami. the main character of the gate series. from now on you must learn to be an otaku, a lazy kind of leader and you must watch anime, read many mangas as you can, and also don't forget that you must become an otaku.

Than ms. Hivemind out of nowhere as her voice was heard from the skies, begin popping out many manga collections and anime to watch for the Tyranid warrior prime. she wants him to take the role of Yoji Itami in this gate scenario. as the Saderan there are still preparing their forces up securing the gate. because the anime plot is about to start anytime soon, so many tyranids from the termagent, tyrant guard, warrior, exocrine, hive guard, and lictor begin fortifying the gate, in order to prevent any Saderan forces from attacking this planet again.

Tyranid warrior prime: alright master it will be done then.

The tyranid warrior prime said as he begins to do what his master told him so. is to become an otaku and get expose to weeb culture, along with becoming lazy like a leader as he must follow the gate main character quote "hobby first, work later." but the lucky part is there are many Japanese foods that were popped out of thin air for the Tyranid warrior prime to eat. so the tyranid warrior prime must become an otaku, as he begins to mimic Yoji Itami personality and it took him 2 months to completely done that as time is short and the tyranid must gather up the number in order to strike back, while their leader must study to become an otaku.

Hivemind: wait before we could begin our force to enter the gate. your name is no longer going to be Tyranid warrior prime 84222. your name will be Swanick Ikardi. that will be your name now and forever, and there is no changing of it. now Swanick your mission is about to start and remember to always stick with the script that I gave you.

Swanick: It will be done, my master. I will not fail you at this mission master. I promise I will be an actual otaku and find a catgirl there and also make a harem of my own based on your order and the script that I have read, my master.

Swanick begins to lead his Tyranid force to the gate, as he will be in the back of them all. as he begins his mission that was tasked by the hivemind. first, the mission is to clear the Saderan out of Alnus hill and then build an enormous base of operation on Alnus hill, and then keep holding the line against the next stage enemy attack till they gave up.

Hivemind: oh wait before you go. do not forget that you have the ability to change your size, from hormagaunt size and to your normal size again. this is important for the plot that you are about to enter. don't worry about it you can use it whatever you can as you are the one who controls this size changing, and remember to use it when the scripts tell you to do it on a certain scene since I'm watching you and recording your action for some scenes for the tv show.

Swanick: oh thank you, master. I will try it later because some of the scripts in the story seem like it's going to make me have to use this ability to change my size into to the size of a hormagaunt and I could change back to my normal size. well then this power seems to be incredible, well then thank you, master.

Hivemind: you're welcome Swanick Ikardi.

Swanick begins to try his new power of size changing. as he tries it like 4 times. changing his size from an average hormagaunt size to his normal size. it was proven to be working. then from what the hivemind had granted him. it truly works after all. so he is very thankful for what the hivemind has given to him, as this will make some of his jobs later on easier. so he begins to go back to his normal size and get ready for action and lead his force to the world beyond the gate itself and now he will follow the script as what the hivemind ordered him so.

Now the swarm has been unleashed to Alnus Hill. thus the fun will begin, as later on the Saderan are not aware of what they are about to stumble upon. as they are about to regret their decision about invading the world beyond the gate. as the tyranid begin moving up around 20k forces to the world beyond the gate, despite this some must secure the planet too, and also this is a feudal world and the enemy is so weak, then what's the point of bringing like million or more tyranids than that just for some feudal world. because the script said there were around 10k JSDF forces in Alnus Hill, but Swanick has to increase it to 20k, just in case, since the tyranid still willingly engage in melee combat unlike the JSDF in canon.

This operation is going to be under the command of hive tyrant 295744. as he begins to command the rest of the swarm that is around 20k strong tyranid forces, under the order of the hivemind, as the other tyranid must guard this planet, for any inquisitor, or any bullshit like that is about to come later, on since its rare seeing inquisitor operates on segmentum ultima. but the operation might be running very well after all, without any intervention.

The big fellas go first, like the exocrine, maleceptor, hive guard, tyrant guard, and tyrannofex. as they were like the tanks of the tyranids. since Swanick must follow the canon plot of the gate. he must let the big ones first to go and then the infantry ones, and last is going to be him, and later on, is going to be the flying tyranids that will enter the gate. as the forces move on the hivemind recorded all of the scenes, as this will make a fine tv show.

In order to make people across the galaxy that the tyranids are not that bad people after all, and in the end, the hivemind had another plant in order for the genestealer to able to spread this propaganda tv show to the rest of the galaxy that this will better the images of the tyranid in front of many xenos and imperium if they could even try winning this xenophobic empire of a million world. to not make the tyranid become an absolute threat at all with this propaganda tv show spread across the galaxy, since gate: thus the JSDF fought there. were believed by many that was outside japan as japan superiority propaganda, which is how the hivemind got the idea of making this tv show to serf as a tyranid propaganda to better their images, instead of showing up their superiority like what japan did, as the tyranid got terrible images by every living being all across the galaxy, as the great devourer.