A/N The structure of the story might change a bit, sorry as I'm trying a different writing style. If you guys like it I'll keep it this way, if ya'll don't I'll try to change it back. Once again as I don't know British slang enough as to where I feel comfortable replacing certain parts with it I will keep it mostly American, though words like "bloody" or "bollocks" will be in this -on the note of bollocks i'm pretty sure it doesn't mean ass… but ah well-. Enjoy!
Helene was having a bad dream, the cold floor and the rain certainly wasn't helping matters. She was originally planning to stay up and count till her birthday, but the poor girl couldn't stay awake, even with her h̵̦̐̈́̈̄u̴̞̖̳̗̰͉͖͒̋̌̊ṉ̶̻̗̬́̃͊͌͋́͐̈́̅͆̚g̶̢̠͓͈͓̱̬̲͙̫̒̆͒̈̈́̑͗̓͗̌̈͠é̷̹̩͖̗̠̯̩͍̍͛̃́̽̍̉̽͋̚̕͝r̴̠̳̜̪̱̰̗̾… after she had woken up sharply from seeing a mal-intent green light cast toward her she then heard 4 loud bangs on the rickety door outside. There then appeared to be a 5th coming through when it did the door broke down. A shadow of a large man appeared in the doorframe. Lightning struck behind the person somewhat illuminating the utter mess of hair the figure had. In the background, the Dursleys were cowering on the second floor, Dursley had a rusty old shotgun. He appeared to be attempting to load the old thing… the fool didn't know that the shotgun was soaked from a crack in the ceiling, therefore it wouldn't of worked, even if Dursley knew how to work a gun.
Hagrid POV:
"I had accidentally broken down the door to what appeared to be the Dursley's vacation home. I had a rather apologetic face, though when I walked in the area that could barely be called a living room I saw Helene -Merlin I haven't seen her since she was a baby- by the put-out fire. I then saw the Muggles up on the second floor, for some reason the male Muggle was holding what appeared to be a wood and metal tube. He seemed to be struggling to put something inside of it… Ah well, I went up to Helene and introduced myself. The poor child seemed to be terrified"
Helene POV:
"I was trying to make myself smaller by the fire, which seemed to be failing as the giant man appeared to scan the room, looking briefly confused when looking at the shotgun, yet continued till his vision landed on me. He appeared to size me up, then his gaze softened, with what I can only guess is a small smile he started to approach me, in a panic i started to back up with a sharp rock I had found. -You try staying your ground when what appears to be a 10 ft giant approaches you after breaking what appears to be a heavy door down like a domino-. Once I couldn't back up any farther he finished approaching and said "My name is hagrid, and I'm here to take you to Hogwarts" I dropped the rock in confusion "Hogwarts?" Hagrid appeared to get somewhat annoyed at this, yet still enthusiastically " 'eah Hogwarts, where your parents learned their craft!" I was rather confused, though the confusion was being interrupted with a h̵̠͍̦̭̫͓͐̽͑͜͜ú̸̧̺̱̣̯̯́̽̓͋͛͜n̵̯͚̄̽̐g̵̡͓̘̭̭̤̑́̽͑̾͐̚͝ͅě̴̢̱̬̳͚̪̥̪͚̃̑̽͑͌̌̃̄̎̃̚͝͝r̴̤͕̯͈̫̲̱̠͋̎̋͐͗̏̂̈̀̄̓̈̈͝ I had become familiar with over the last few days. I, however, did get rather good at ignoring it somehow which to my past self might of been confusing or near impossible to fathom" Helene chuckles mentaly "I had gained a small smile, which Hagrid, as the giant introduced himself, took as an admittance that i knew of what sounded eerily similar to warts that a pig gets. I had to clarify before he got too far and I got too confused "No, no I don't actually know what hogwarts means" all be it i was being far more cautious around him than i was letting show. Hagrid then regained his slight grimace he then said a line I had a sinking feeling would be part of multiple stories later in life, for some odd reason "Yer a Witch Helene" I then did the reasonable thing and called out Hagrid's bull, though I refrained from cursing "There is no way, Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia said it's all made up" In the background Vernon Dursley was attempting to cock the shotgun, which caused hagrid to move far too fast for his size and grab the gun
Hagrid's POV:
"I was enraged, the entire time I was talking with Helene the tub of lard on the stairs seemed to be trying to line that metal and wood tube at my head, and for some reason my giantal parentage's instinct was saying if he succeeded I wouldn't be alive, I decided to fix that by sprinting to him and tying his tube into a knot, which was surprisingly easy for how thick it looked. I decided to then yell "DURSLEY, JUST WHAT IN MERLIN'S SAGGY BALLS WERE YOU ATTEMPTING!?" The oversized whale seemed to try to stammer out an answer, i decided not to let him and knocked him out before he could say a word, the two other people on the railing, what appeared to be a horsefaced woman with far too much neck and a much younger child with far too much fat to look horrified at what just happened. I then turned around to see Helene barely stifle a laugh, confused as to why Helene was laughing, and asked "Why were you laughing?"
Helene's POV:
"Now, before you say I was stupid for laughing, you have to remember that the land whale was my main tormentor. The small laugh i stifled also was also able to very slightly reduce the odd feeling the h̵̠͍̦̭̫͓͐̽͑͜͜ú̸̧̺̱̣̯̯́̽̓͋͛͜n̵̯͚̄̽̐g̵̡͓̘̭̭̤̑́̽͑̾͐̚͝ͅě̴̢̱̬̳͚̪̥̪͚̃̑̽͑͌̌̃̄̎̃̚͝͝r̴̤͕̯͈̫̲̱̠͋̎̋͐͗̏̂̈̀̄̓̈̈͝ was causing, although i did nab some food before coming to this droopy island. Mind you, it took forever, with how i had to attempt to hide the food in the waistband of these circus tents known as clothes. Sighing i decided to answer hagrids question with a not-quite answer that is most definitely a lie "I had hit my funny bone, which as unfunny as it was it still made me laugh" as obvious as the lie was somehow, Hagrid believed it… "Hagrid let out a booming laugh and walked over to me, handing me a cake...the cake was ringing some kind of bell in my head, so I looked up to Hagrid in askance. Hagrid said, "How could you forget, it's your birthday, sorry for mushing it, my bike's storage isn't that large" I thanked him and took a slice from the slightly mushed cake, it was already cut. Once I finished my cake he had me respond to the a copy of the hogwarts letter he had stored in his cloak, then showed me how to send a letter out using an owl -an owl, just how bloody mad is that?- he then lead me out of the freezing area, leading me to his motorcycle, once we got on he said one last sentence before heading out "Welcome Helene, to the Wonderful Wizarding World"
Chapter end
AN: Thank you for reading this if you read this far, sorry for the late chapter, I got a rather severe case of writer's block. If you enjoyed please follow and leave a review, till the next chapter!
Next Chapter: Alley of Wizarding & Supernatural Wonders"