Real Name: Lianna

Age: 16

Country: Canada

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean,Pirates of the Caribbean 2, X-men,X2,X3,Benny and Joon(so cute!)Star Wars, Lord of the Rings,The Mummy, Napoleon Dynamite(idiot!), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(the new one), The Brothers Grimm, Van Helsing, Austin Powers, Wallace and Gromit, The Chronicles of Narnia,The Princess Bride, Dude Wheres My Car,The Time Machine, Edward Scissorhands,Labyrinth, Mirrormask, and Sleepy Hollow.

Favourite TV Shows: The Red-Green Show, Friends, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Surface, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Heroes.

Favourite Songs: Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen , 1985- Bowling for Soup, The Numa Numa Song- O-zone, Butterfly- , Amish Paradise- Weird Al Yankovic, The Saga Begins- Weird Al Yankovic, Barney's on Fire- Weird Al Yankovic, The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovic, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?- Weird Al Yankovic, I Know Your Name- Lemon Demon, Word Dissasociation- Lemon Demon, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny- Lemon Demon, almost all songs that David Bowie sings.

Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Bloody Jack, Pirates, Darren Shan, The Chronicles of Faerie, the Twilight series

Favourite Actors: Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, David Boreanaz, David Bowie, Seth Green.

Favourite HP Characters: Sirius( he is NOT dead), Remus, Ron, Snape and Luna.

Favourite LotR Characters: Aragorn, Merry, and Pippin.

Dislikes: Umbrige,Johnny Depp haters,snobs, bullies, racists and homophobs, people who don't care about the environment, people who take things seriously all the time, homework, french, and math... oh! and sardines...

My Advice: don't eat egg salad sandwiches when they've been sitting out all day (I learned that the hard way,I barfed 14 times in one night.:P) and don't try to type anything while listening to the Numa Numa song.

Flames just make me laugh :P So go ahed and flame my stories if you really hate them that much :D

Favourite Quotes:

"You arewithout doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me." -Pirates of the Caribbean

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" -Pirates of the Caribbbean

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Pirates of the Caribbean

"... but why's the rum gone?" -Pirates of the Caribbean

"A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!" -Pirates of the Caribbean

" She's safe, just likeI promised, She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman." -Pirates of the Caribbean

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones youwant to watch out for, because youcan never predict when they're going todo something incredibly... stupid." -Pirates of the Caribbean

"Down to the depthswhatever muttonhead thoughto' 'parley'."
"That would be the French." -Pirates of the Caribbean

"Really bad eggs!" -Pirates of the Caribbean

"You don't like raisins? Not really.
Why? They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
They scare me.
Yeah me too
It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
It's a shame about raisins.
Cannibals.
Yeah. Do you like avocados?
They're a fruit you know." -Benny and Joon

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." -Benny and Joon

"You're out of your tree.
It's not my tree." -Benny and Joon

"Mommy?" -Benny and Joon

"He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy! You're sick you need help. No, Cindy! No Cindy! No!" -Benny and Joon

takes "Help Wanted" sign from window of video store and walks to manager" I wanna help..." -Benny and Joon

"I should like to say that I make no assumptions about your occupation nor your ways which... which... which... which nothing to me what if you are."- Sleepy Hollow

"Young sir, you are most welcome, even if you are selling something."- Sleepy Hollow

This is most irregular, Constable.

I should hope so, Doctor, but in this case necessary. I shall need to operate.

Operate? She's dead!-Sleepy Hollow

Note: Hello good people, I have just come to the shocking realization that I have not written any fanfiction in about two years. I am going to try starting again. Hopefully my writing skills have improved over these past few years and that maybe i can start a fic that spans over several chapters instad of just a bunch of oneshots. I can't promise anything in the near future because I am going to be very very busy in the next month or so but I have a few ideas milling about in my head that will hopefully bloom into actual stories. Do not fear, randomness will still abound in my stories because randomness is part of who I am and it tends to be the way I think most of the time. I enjoy sharing it with others, hopefully some will find it entertaining. So, until more randomness is posted, GAHBUNGA!