(*Cues: Pirahna Plant's Lullaby - Super Mario 64*)
The morning after their initiation, Jonas is peacefully sleeping in bed and snoring with his mouth gaping open.
Jonas: (hugging onto a body pillow of Yang) *snoring* mmm... yeah, hahaha~... O~ooh, soo goood~...
A few whispers and giggles can be heard as Shelly tip-toes towards him. She shakes him a few times.
Shelly: Jonas. Wake up.
Jonas (sleepishly): Yang...? Yang, is that you, baby~?
He blindy reaches his arms out for Shelly, who slowly backs up.
Shelly: Huh?!
Jonas: Where are youuu-AH!
(*Music abruptly scratches*)
He flops on top of Shelly, mistaking her as Yang, and starts smothering his lips around her face.
Shelly: AH! STOP! I'M NOT YANG! IT'S ME! SHELLY!
The new black knight's eyes shot open in surprise and he sees his entire team in their PJ's, fully awake and standing there.
Jonas: Oh...sorry.
He gets up and faces his team, but as he does so, small little stars float around his head along with cutesy versions of Black Knight's helmet. Shelly blushes as she rushes to the rest of the teammates, waiting for Jonas to come about.
Sonny: 'Bout time you woke up, par'ner.
Jonas: Yeah, I'm so sorry, Shelly. I didn't mean to.
Shelly: No, it's OK.
Jace: Alright, lover boy. Wet dream's over. It's time to unpack everything and make this dorm feel like home.
BJ: About time!
Jonas: Here we gooooooooo!
(*Cues: Super Mario World theme*)
Jace and Jonas are trying to push a luggage cart inside full of the team's own baggage. Jonas, frustrated, attempts to kick the cart into the room, but falls. Jace is propelled towards the cart and ends up hitting it headfirst before falling onto the ground. He rubs his head as he is OK.
Jonas: I got this one!
Jace looks at Jonas, who is using his semblance 'Stampede' to finally push the cart through the door. He then shares a high 5 with Jace.
Shelly picks up her luggage while BJ picks up a small package and scores a goal onto his bed, which they had fixed into a GIANT bunk bed. The bottom had 4 beds that were sandwiched together side-by-side while Jace's bed sat on top. It was attached by the bunk's right wall and a ladder attached to the vertical side on the far left.
Shelly: Nice!
Sonny then has a lightbulb moment: He uses his weapon as a golf club and aims it at his bags, using them as his golf balls.
Sonny: Fire one! (first swing) Fire two! (second swing) Fire three! (third swing)
The bags are launched into the air, but the first one hits BJ. The second one crashes into a wall before the third one finally lands on his bed. Weiss peaks over from their door, angrily staring at Sonny.
Sonny: It was him. (Pointing at a fallen BJ)
BJ is seen setting up the dorm with Shelly, as they are placing down another table with a gaming seat. Jace then sets down a wooden dummy and also places down a weapon holder. for each of their respective weapons.
The 4 guys are then pushing a giant present box into the living room full of their game systems. Jonas and BJ were pushing from behind while Jace and Sonny were pulling from the front. All 4 of them were grunting relentlessly while Shelly sat on the box as if she were an empress.
Jonas: Keep! Moving! Doggie!
BJ: I'm...trying!
They finally move it near the TV table and they all collapse, exhausted. Shelly hops off of the box and opens it. Before long, the team had set down their game systems, which were the Nintendo Switch, PS5, and Xbox One.
(*End song*)
The team gathers back at the front of the room before Jace hops down from his top bunk.
Jace: Here we gooooo!
He then looks at his watch.
Jace: Ohhhhh SH*T! It's 8:55!
Shelly: Let's go! We're gonna be late!
The door bursts open as our heroes run through the school, being accompanied by Team RWBY and JNPR.
BJ: Run b**ch! RUN!
Port: Monsters! Demons... Prowlers of the night! Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names, but I merely refer to them as prey! Ha-ha!
The members of JSSBJ were seated on the row next to RWBY. They stared blankly at Port's bad joke, which receives a cricket-filled silence as a result until BJ decided to say something.
BJ: Bruh!
Port: Uhhhh... And you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now, as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other 3 kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world! Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than tear you to pieces!
On cue, Jonas rips a sheet of paper out from his notebook. Port looks at him.
Port: Yes, exactly like that, young man! They will tear you to pieces like a sheet of paper! And that's where we come in. Huntsmen! Huntresses-
Jonas: Professor! (raising his hand)
Port: Yes, young lad?
Jonas: Don't be a simp! (Gets everyone to laugh, even Yang)
Port: (Ignoring the laughter) Anyway, they are individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves! From what, you ask? Why, the very world! That is what you are training to become. But first, a story. A tale of a young, handsome man: me! When I was a boy...
His words fade into the background with a series of "blah"s. Suddenly, Jace's stomach starts growling.
Jace: Oh man! My stomach feels weird... Must be that spicy ramen I had this morning.
His stomach's condition gets worse, triggering him to go to the washroom.
Jace: Oh no, oh no, toilet! Toilet! TOILET!
He then zips off quickly, rushing to the nearest washroom he can find.
Port: ...Despite the smelling of cabbages, my grandfather was a wise man. "Peter", he told me...
The speech evolves into more "blah"s as BJ takes out his scroll and plugs in his headsets. He starts playing the song Sunflower by Post Malone and Sway Lee. He silently hums to the beat.
Port: In the end, the Beowolf was no match for my sheer tenacity, and I returned to my village with the beast in captivity and my head held high, celebrated as a hero!
Weiss slowly gets more and more frustrated with Ruby's antics, as she is balancing an apple on a book with her pencil held only by her finger while making a silly face.
Port: A true Huntsman must be dependable!
Ruby has fallen asleep again in the first class of the year. Meanwhile, Blake's cat ears twitch, as they pick up an acute tune. She leans over to BJ's side.
Blake: What are you listening to?
BJ: Sunflower. Wanna listen?
She nods.
Yang looks at Jonas, who is holding a picture of her and sighing at it. She blushes.
Port: A true Huntsman must be strategic, well-educated, and wise!
Ruby is not-so-subtly picking her nose, much to Weiss' building anger.
Weiss' mind: MAMA F**KER!
Port: So, who among you believes themselves to be the embodiment of these traits?
Shelly: I shall!
Other 4 hosts: NANI?!
Port: Well, then, let's find out!
He turns to gesture at the glowing red eyes surrounded by shadow shaking the cage that traps it.
Port: Step forward and face your opponent!