Accidental Villain 9

"The camera pans down on a beautiful sunset casting the Goodwitch Agency in a glow of dazzling sunlight; the birds are calling out to each other joyously and the trees ar-"

"Nora. Stop narrating for Blake."

"Sorry Ren."

Currently the sidekicks were all gathered in a meeting room that had a video connection to the holding cell/basement of the building; Glynda Goodwitch was staring at the screen with Pyrrha stood right next to her and looking nervously at her mentor and then at the screen that showed Jaune sitting in a chair counting his fingers.

He had been stripped of his gadgets, lab coat, googles, bracelet's, shoes (Pyrrha and Ren were confused as to why he had left and right on the bottom of his soles). Pyrrha had demanded that he go through a vigorous pat down and as she stepped up to do it Ren took her place saying she was too close to the situation. Of course Pyrrha had not been happy with how Ren did it and just before Jaune was locked into the cell Pyrrha had given him one last pat down that Ren said was borderline aggressive.

"Please explain to me again slowly, why we have this blond noodle young man here and not at a police station." It might have sounded like a request; it wasn't.

"H-he is not all noodle, his upper body was-" Pyrrha trailed off when she saw the look that Yang was giving her and she heard the tensed sigh come from Miss Goodwitch. "He has managed to outsmart several heroes during his spree of crime, I simply think he could outsmart the police easily and break out before they transport him somewhere much more secure."

Glynda closed her eyes as she could feel the oncoming head ache this whole situation was giving her. "Please do not let your personal feelings for this Jaune Arc affect upon your decision making Pyrrha."

Pyrrha flushed a little red at the thought of her more personal feelings. "O-of course." She managed to squeak out. "I mean; of course I won't." she then said with much more confidence.

Glynda left the monitor and walked out of the room muttering to herself under her breath as she went along back to her office. "Take on younger sidekicks Glynda, train a greater generation Glynda. The next time I see you Ozpin I will throw you out a window."

After Glynda left the monitor room Pyrrha devoted all her attention to the screen and ignored Yang making kissy faces at her and Blake trying to capture her 'look of pining' with words.

"Maybe a few sketches." Blake muttered to herself.

Nora choose that moment to suddenly receive a second round of electric energy from the pellets that Jaune had used on them all earlier and charged to her bedroom to see if she could throw her bed to the moon as her impulse control went out the window, Ren wordlessly followed either to stop her or to make sure she did it safely nobody knew.

Ruby and Weiss both left the room, they were not really sure what they were doing here anyway and they wanted to get some more training in, and after realising that Pyrrha was not responding nor was she posing for Blake's sketches. Yang and Blake quickly followed the red and white duo out of the room. "Hey if you need a sandwich just give us a call P-money."

"Mmh."

"She stares at him any harder…"

"You know you're meant to finish that." Blake quipped

"Better to not say with young and delicate ears about."

"Wow she is censoring herself, what a time to be alive." Weiss said with an eye roll.

Pyrrha heard the conversation and turned her head away from the screen for a brief moment, maybe she was a bit to focused on him and she could use a break; it wasn't like he was going anywhere. A quick look back on the screen showed the cell door open with Jaune stood there which was fine-

Pyrrha took off with a sprint as she dashed down towards the holding cell to stop him before he got too far. She flung open the door and saw Jaune's back as he was looking back into his cell, she charged forward without making a sound and at the last second she figured that this could have been a hologram and decided to speed up, she would need the speed to break out the other side to continue the chase.

SMACK

BANG

WALOP

"Ah!" Pyrrha cried as she impacted the firm fleshyness of Jaune's back and toppled them both to the ground, luckily she landed straddling him.

"Owww." Jaune groaned as he was hit by a powerhouse and face planted on the ground.

"Oh, you were real." Pyrrha absently said as she palmed his back.

"Ow." Jaune groaned again.

"I'm sorry."

"N-no, it's… it's okay, I just wanted a drink, got thirsty you know? So I just popped out to grab some water, guess it was a shock or something not seeing me in the cell."

"How did you get out exactly, the code is very complicated and requires a DNA verification, curtsey of MERLOT Industries."

"Yes, and who do you think designed the system? Merlot mostly has stuff for show, he's more of a business man and uses others ideas for his profit." Pyrrha looked down at him curiously still. "I just rewired the pad, only took me a minute, my wiring is pretty good."

Realising that she was still straddling him and was now gently rubbing his shoulders as well and enjoying the feel of them, she turned a vibrant shade of pink and then moved off him at speeds that would make Ruby jealous. Jaune rolled over and groaned as he pulled himself to his feet, Pyrrha not trusting herself to help him up without her touch lingering; she really wished that they had some of those Sembalance blocking collars so that he wouldn't be able to use his seduction on her.

"Any chance I can get another drink please?"

After giving Jaune another cup of water he walks back and sits on the only chair and then looks down at the floor with a sad look on his face, although it is quite hard to tell as looking back across his whole life he kind of struggles to think of a moment where he was happy, maybe when he first picked up that science book back in primary school?

Pyrrha narrowed her eyes at him, she couldn't afford to let her guard down around him now that she was this close to him. "Not going to try and escape?"

Jaune gave her a level look and then returned to the floor. "What's the point? Even if I managed to, everyone thinks I'm a villain; on account of me defeating some heroes and accidentally holding up a bank, and somehow blowing up a laboratory; which I didn't do for the record."

"Well those were villainous acts, and what makes it worse is how smart you actually are. You could have done so much more with yourself."

"I know." Was all that Jaune said as he nodded solemnly and thought back to all of the designs that he made to help people and now how they were wasted as he wasn't going to be going anywhere for a long time.

"That's it? 'I know', do you want me to feel sorry for you? Is this some kind of sympathy for the devil?"

"While I was working for Merlot I thought we were going to be researching and studying medicine for sleeping pills and stress and anxiety pills, turns out it was more to cause memory loss and also cause aggression and rage in its takers. I couldn't sit by and watch so I burned up the formula, destroyed my notes and deleted the files and videos on everything to do with my research. I have spent the last few days destroying the ingredients and the chemicals and trying to track down who supplied the funds for this experiment to go forward. Without me he might not be able to create it right now but I can't take that chance."

Pyrrha was silent for a moment before she started to shake her head. "No, no. you cannot be telling the truth, Dr Merlot has done so much for heroes, funded charities around Remnant and you want me to believe that he has some nefarious plan."

"I thought you out of every one would believe me, but I understand if you don't." Jaune said honestly.

"What you are saying is impossible." Pyrrha stated firmly.

Jaune laughed sadly as he then looked up from the floor and smiled honestly at Pyrrha, meeting her eyes for a moment before darting away awkwardly. "In a world where you can bend metal with your mind and that Nora woman can throw a truck in to the stratosphere; do we really have it in us to use the word impossible anymore?"

"A very sound point there Mr Arc." Came the voice of the number 1 hero The Professor Ozpin as he strolled into the cell, tapping his cane across the ground as he smiled in greeting before taking a sip out of his infamous coffee mug. Once upon a time he had used the coffee mug to knock the hat off the head of Roman Torchwick, the only person to ever do so. It was said that the only reason Roman ever wanted to become a criminal was because he wanted to steal that mug from Ozpin.

Pyrrha turns around and stands ramrod straight at the sight of the Number 1 hero smiling down at Jaune, acting like this was a completely normal thing to happen. Although he had seen and done so much, there was a story that circled once upon a time that he and Salem met up once a year to play a game of chess, no fighting or trying to destroy the world, just to play chess.

"You know I spent a lot of time working for that doctorate in school." Jaune responded calmly

"Hehe, I am sorry Dr Arc. How are you today?" Ozpin asked kindly as he walked back out of the cell and grabbed a chair to place opposite Jaune.

"Tired, just tired."

"Yes I imagine trying to evade Miss Nikos for several days on end would be enough to tire a person out, among other reasons." Ozpin spoke with a twinkle in his eye like he knew something else.

"Yeah she is – I'm sorry talking about you like you aren't here, you are really persistent. Although I suppose that is a good thing."

Before Pyrrha could speak up to accept the compliment, Ozpin held up his hand and spoke to her. "Actually Miss Nikos, would you mind if I had the cell for a couple of minutes to talk with Dr Arc alone?"

"Yes I would mind-"

"Fantastic, this won't take long. You may observe from the monitor room." Once Ozpin ushered her out of the cell and it was just the 2 of them in the room Ozpin got a lot more serious and sat down without his smile, he even placed his mug on the floor and held his cane with both of his hands.

"I have known Merlot a long time, too long a time some would say, so know that I believe you. Now I know you have questions but I cannot answer them, nor could I ever act against him without substantial evidence and not as the Number 1 hero, but you can. What I am asking of you Jaune is highly dangerous, no-one will ever thank you for it but the world will turn on, and that is the job."

Ozpin allowed that to settle in Jaune's mind for a moment before Jaune nodded for him to continue. "Once you have broken out of Glynda's agency, an old and trusted friend of mine will help to transport you to mountain Glenn, Merlot's secret laboratory. I cannot head there myself as he will have the place cleared out in seconds, but he never expected much from you unfortunately for him he misses the value of the human factor in his experiments. I am asking you to destroy all of his work, stop whatever he is planning there; a reliable source tells me that it is very dangerous what is happening there, but she encountered several errors and she had to pull out. My protégé has already been to your warehouse and has grabbed all the evidence you managed to get that links him to Hei Xiong, but I know there will be more in Mt Glenn that you can gather."

Jaune gulped as he looked across at Ozpin who calmly took a sip from his mug and then placed it back on the floor before continuing with his request. "After you give me the evidence then I will personally testify at your hearing saying how this was my plan all from the start and that the blame should fall solely upon me; that is the mission, do you accept?"

Jaune sighed and ran his hands through his hair nervously. "Sir there are a lot of things that could go wrong with this plan; how the heck am I meant to escape when I have Pyrrha keeping an eye on me at all times, she has more strength in her pinkie than I do in my whole body and without my gadgets I have no hope in matching her power and that's not including the others in the building and Glynda Goodwitch… who is Glynda Goodwitch!"

"Yes you would be hopelessly outmatched if you were alone in this Dr Arc, but you forget you are not alone; I have Glynda distracted with a lovely pair of applicants…"

"So Mr Wukong why do you want to transfer to my agency?"

"Oh the food here in west Vale is way better than whatever they got on the south side, trust me on that! You know I once went into a veggie place down there and you would never guess what! It was a racketeering program sure but like they were cutting meat right on the counter next to the veggie burgers and strands of beef and pork were getting in there, it wasn't right; I arrested them for 2 reasons that day and I take my food seriously!"

"Dude is this about those breadsticks again?"

"I don't care what Yang said, the biscuits are better!"

"Dude it was years ago let it go."

"Never! Now Miss Goodwitch what would you rather have: cheddar biscuits or some soft doughy shit breadsticks!"

Glynda felt a blood vessel blow in her head.

"The information gatherer I mentioned before is keeping team RWBY occupied in the training arena as I requested, and as she requested as well…"

DINGDINGDING

"And that's the round to me again friend Yang, I had a tremendous amount of fun and look forward to performing more boxing practice with you in just a few moments when you get up from the floor and try to hit me while I am not looking." Penny said with a cheerful smile on her face.

"Are you sure you are not an actual machine?"

"No, I am a normal meat person just like you are friend Ruby. I do not require any cyber augmentations, my Semblance is simply enhanced learning so studying the way Yang fights is easy enough when she refuses to adapt when put into a confined space."

Yang grumbled as she pushed herself to her feet and then rolled her shoulders back as her back clicked and so did her neck. "Tell you what Penny, how about you try taking us all on at the same time; we can see how well you learn then."

"Sensational, friend Ceil always says that I should test my limits and it has been getting easier and easier to analyse a single opponents fighting style and pick apart the weakness', with 4 opponents this should keep me sufficiently tested as well as keep you all distracted long enough."

Weiss was the only one who picked up on the being kept distracted for long enough line and was about to protest before Ruby zoomed past her and swept Penny off her feet and Blake dashed forward to drop kick her with a double shadow clone kick.

"And I believe you are familiar with Cardin Winchester and his friends, well I told them where they could find you so they should be here any minute and that is enough to keep Miss Nikos occupied for a good 2 minutes at the least, no I'm being generous, more like I'm sure they will do their best. This should be more than enough time for you to escape and meet my friend in the alleyway behind the agency and begin the journey to Mt Glenn."

Jaune was silent for a moment as he was waiting for Ozpin to tell him how that encounter was going to go down.

"… You're not going to tell me how you think it will go?"

"I already told you, I believe Mr Winchester and his friends will do their best."

Jaune was about to ask for more when he thought about it and realised that Pyrrha could probably take them, no scratch that, she would be held back by any additional help. "Let's say for a moment that all of that goes completely to plan; there is still me. Sir I'm no hero, and I made a terrible villain so what you are asking of me is impo-"

"Oh Dr Arc." Ozpin begun with a smile on his face; plain and honest. "In a world where a brilliant young man can create and replicate some of the most advanced and useful semblances with science to place himself on par with several pro heroes and sidekick teams; do WE really have it in us to throw around that word so carelessly?"

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ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE (Remnant 616, the removal of Grimm subjects and Aura application in mortals)

Jaune gulped as he looked up at the building with all of the police cars that surrounded it down on the street level; he really wasn't a fan of heights, funny since his mother's power was flying and about three of his sisters also got flying as well.

He remembered them taking him up to the sky several times and dropping him a few more times, his aunt Glynda always caught him with her mind powers though. Perhaps his fear wasn't actually falling but maybe having nobody to catch him. Jaune then looked down at his trusty shield he had fastened to his right arm, that wasn't an issue now days as his shield was tough enough to withstand explosions and criminals with super, super strength.

Sure Jaune was strong but only enough to lift a car with some struggle, not to lift an aircraft carrier like his father once had, or stop trains like the other four of his sisters. He used to think that maybe he had once gotten half of his father's strength and half of his mother's flying, that was a strong negative when it came back that he seemed to possess the strength of about ten men, it still hadn't stopped him from trying to follow in his families footsteps. He might not have been able to pass the written tests his parents gave him (he scored very high on the maths, especially trigonometry) or be able to keep up with them when he went on his interview patrol with his mother who could fly about a hundred miles per hour shy of the speed of sound.

In spite of those failings Jaune didn't stop even when they told him he wouldn't be a good fit for coming out with them, and maybe he was better off giving up on the hero dream and helping his retired grandfather Steve around the farm, but Jaune knew he couldn't sit back and not do anything. Not when he watched his favourite superhero duo; The Scarlet Rose's flash around the planet and save the day, he might not be as fast, or as strong, or as smart as some other heroes, but he still had to do what he could.

His grandfather just chuckled which quickly turned to coughing as he muttered about how Sam was the same, he then gave him the old shield. Told him he only used rarely back in his day but that Jaune would be a lot better suited for it. Later that week after his parents broke the news to him that out of all 2 of the applicants they were going to be going with the Puma instead of him, Jaune felt a little hurt but was quick to congratulate said Puma by holding out his hand to her with a large smile and telling her how amazing his parent were and that there were no hard feelings as they both had the same goal, didn't matter how they achieved it.

She just looked at him with pity and a slow handshake before his parents ushered him out the room.

"Sorry about all of that, had to make it look convincing." No idea what they were talking about but Jaune decided to write to his aunt Glynda to let her know the news, which was when he had the good idea to say that he was coming to visit because it had been a few years. She left after an argument with his parents and hadn't said goodbye, but Jaune found her in an old address book and recognised her on the news immediately.

So off to Vale he went… taking a train of course since planes were death-traps and after a brief meet up with his aunt, who barely recognised him since he had grown, he decided he wanted to patrol with her and see if maybe he could be her sidekick because he said his parents were going to be busy with the new hero of Mistral. Why his aunt looked like she wanted to instead commit crime now he did not know, but she had allowed it and had left him after an hour to go and fight a monster in the centre of the city that the government had accidentally made again, he could still hear her muttering about it.

And here Jaune was, stood on the ground gazing up at a high rise building that armed criminals were attempting to steal some artwork from, there were 2 up there with super powers, and the rest were all just some mercenary group. The police looked at Jaune with some confusion at his colours and suit look overall.

"Uhhh, Power Arc? When- why are you here?" As stupid as it sounds Jaune didn't think that he would have to do much talking while he was a hero, he hoped to pull people from burning buildings and save people from falling debris, this was a little out of his wheelhouse.

"Oh, I uh. I… um… took inspiration from him? He's my hero, I guess." All true, he was Jaune's dad after all. What young boy doesn't have him as their hero? Even if he can't be his official sidekick, maybe he could represent him over in Vale, even if he was one of the most recognisable heroes in Remnant.

"Right. So who are you supposed to be?"

"Uh… I'm just here to help… I never thought of a name."

"Look kid, this is serious stuff right here and if you are going to be trouble then get!"

"Yes sir, sorry sir." Respect and apologies, always worked for Jaune to get out of conversations, now if he could just use them to get a girlfriend then he was sorted.

CRASH

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Came a scream from above as a woman was thrown out of a window at about the middle of the building.

"Shit!, Kid you be-" began the officer to Jaune, but Jaune was already moving the moment that the sound of shattering glass was heard, he sprinted to the nearest car and jumped towards a building and leapt from windowsill to fire escape, pulling himself up to the roof easily and then getting a running start and jumping across to grab the woman, performing a front flip and then using his shield and crashed down on top of the police car, making sure that the woman was safe.

"Ow." He moaned out quietly as the shield had only protected his him on one side, the woman had elbowed him in the groin very hard, something she also noticed.

"OH! Get away from me you perv! Police!"

"Ma'am, please are you oka-" Jaune tried to ask despite the pain, that was slowly fading.

"Get away from me!" Jaune sighed and rolled of the top of the car, limping slightly as the landing wasn't exactly soft.

"Are you oka-"

"Officers get him away from me."

"I'm sorry ma'am I just wanted to make sure you are okay, that was quite a fal-"

"I am calling my lawyer as soon as possible!" Despite all of this Jaune know that him protesting would not make the situation any easier so he just awkwardly nodded and tried smiling, making sure to show his teeth as a sign of friendship, he read that in a newspaper a while back.

Jaune then watched as the police led her away and he then turned to the building and the officer before just looked at him in confusion. "Why the hell did you ask me how you can help? Just get in there!"

"I-I-I wanted to be, uh, polite?" Jaune replied as he avoided eye contact, before forcing himself to lock eyes and try giving a confident smile like he had seen the rest of his family do for the cameras. He remembered back to the interview his father kept telling him to be confident and make eye contact, Jaune couldn't help but get nervous and say sorry about everything.

"Just get in there." Jaune nodded and then turned and sprinted through the glass doors by accident as the officer face palmed.

"What a fucking joke." The officer said to his young partner who sighed in disappointment.

Jaune ran up the stairs in record time and then crashed through the 16th floor door with a shoulder barge that was a lot more forceful than he meant it to be. By his estimate he was right below where the mercenaries and the 2 super powered villains should be, and he could make out where their footsteps were and what positions they were all in from the sounds of their steps.

Before he had left the farm his grandfather had told him that if he threw the shield with the right amount of strength then it had the chance to rebound off of objects and people, and what little practice Jaune had done was hopefully about to pay off in a big way… hopefully.

"She said she saw that guy that caught the woman run into the building, tactically if he wants the advantage he will head to this floor first."

"Affirmative, lights are out, 2-by-2 formations and clean sweep; execute!"

Jaune barely had a split second before he ducked behind a marble statue as a few laser dots appeared on various walls and the sounds of safeties being switched off echoed throughout the room. Jaune tried to steady his breathing, this was a new and terrifying experience for him but he had clocked in about 3 weeks consecutively playing that stealth game his online friend ThunderTHIGHS01 had recommended something Cell… Prick Cell? He couldn't remember the name right now but that wasn't important.

Jaune threw his shield with a concentrated amount of strength and it bounced off the wall knocking into the back of 2 criminals' heads and then clattering to the floor. All the laser sights swished over there as Jaune then launched the marble statue towards the far group with a mighty Spartan Kick, watching as it knocked them over. The last 2 turned their guns to where it had moved but Jaune ripped them from their hands and then ducked a punch and tackled one of them into the other, before bashing their heads together knocking those 2 out.

It wasn't to the standard of his online friends, but they were down and nobody was dead as he could hear their breathing and moans of pain. Picking up his shield he was about to go through the door when all the collapsed bodies disappeared and then 6 more ran through the doorway.

"Uh, hi?"

"She was right."

"I have an intruder here."

"I would surrender bud."

"Yeah 'I' out number you." Jaune then realised they all had the same voice and then it clicked, there were only 2 people robbing the building, they just made it look like more, which was clever. They all rushed at Jaune who placed his shield in-front of himself and charged forward to meet them and then barrelled right through them with very little resistance as they smacked into the door frame and the walls, this continued on as there seemed to be a line of them up the stairs.

Jaune burst into the 17th floor as he flung the bodies with him that all faded away into nothingness as he saw the person who was pushing more people out of his body and pulled his shield back.

"Ah, I see a her-"

SMACK echoed around the room as Jaune's shield knocked the multiplier out and then flew back towards him as he caught it and then sprinted forward towards the man with fire coming out of his fingertips as he punched him across the face hard and then slamming his shield into his stomach as he went down to the ground out cold.

Jaune then faced the rest of the people on the floor and gave them a reassuring smile as he looked around to make sure there were no more threats. He spotted a woman in a red dress who was standing in the middle of the room looking shocked at him.

Actually on second viewing she was beautiful.

Third viewing Jaune realised that she was the most beautiful person he had ever seen, and he had once meet the Lucky Charm hero duo when they came to see his father.

On the fourth viewing Jaune realised he was staring at this incredibly gorgeous, out of Remnant beautiful and so far above his league that if he start explaining why she would never give him the time of day, he still wouldn't be done by the day he died.

"Uh." Jaune quickly coughed as he looked around the room and realised that everyone was looking between the 2 of them. "Okay I don't know how long they will be down for the count, but I think you are safe now."

"Ah." The red haired goddess spoke in an angelic voice as she once again held Jaune's attention. "I see that a hero has arrived-"

"Yes but I need to get you all to safety right now so the nurses and the police can do their jobs."

"I don't think so, you se-"

"Wait are there bombs?"

"N-no-"

"Okay then we all have to go, come on get up let's get you all out, if you can walk help those who can't." Jaune then lifted some people to their feet as they still looked between him and the stunning red haired woman with looks of fear as he ushered them towards the doorway, a few more people slowly moved towards the doorway while keeping their eyes on the beautiful woman.

"Excuse me!"

"Ma'am I am not trying to be rude and I would love to hear you out, but we need to prioritise right now, some of these people might need help and it is my responsibility to help where I can, and you look like you are clearly okay so please help me and this can all be done quickly." Jaune then ushered a few more people out of the door, the strange thing was that they moved to the door slowly but when they were out of sight of the woman they sprinted down the stairs, maybe her beauty was really that distracting.

"D-do you know who I am?"

Jaune walked the last 3 people to the door as he swept his eyes around the room for any more people who might be hidden and need help. "I'm sorry ma'am but my attention has been split, I just want people to be safe, I do not have time to waste on knowing who they are."

The rest of his family could afford the jokes, the banter, the back and forth with a villain and the talks with the civilians in-between. Jaune couldn't because he was weaker and slower, he had to plan and then pre-plan his planning time for when he was in the situation and if he heard something he just had to move, he couldn't take in the situation. Giving the most stunning woman on the planet a whole second was more than he gave a lot of people in the moment.

"You really don't recognise me?"

Jaune gave her another look and she looked amazing in that red dress, he gulped as he looked away from her and tried to steady his heart rate, why was she so good looking? Why were some people so unfairly beautiful? Maybe it was to match their insides; most beautiful people were also really nice in his experiences, especially in school he found. They let him carry their books, their bags, their homework, they must have found out he was stronger than they were and were helping him get used to weights.

"No ma'am, now let's get you out of her before they wake up, I don't want anybody to get hurt." Jaune said as he held out his hand, he wasn't going to make the mistake of trying to grab her and run with her, it happened on his interview with his mother and it led to the police being called on him as it seemed like a kidnapping until his mother had explained the situation.

"You hurt them." She said as she gestured to the unconscious super powered villains as she placed her other hand under her chin and peered at him; making an already very self-conscious man feel a lot more conscious.

"I didn't want to, I never do. But the choice was them hurting you… uh any of you and I couldn't let that happen, none of you disserve that." Jaune still held his hand out as he took a few steps forward, making sure to smile and show his teeth, he realised he must look very plain compared to her but he was trying to make her feel at ease. Instead she sneered at him; he shouldn't have gone with the smile Jaune realised.

"All you heroes are the same, you pre-"

"Ma'am I am really sorry, but we should head downstairs so the police can take your statement."

"I am Pyrrha Nikos!"

"Nice to meet you Mrs Nikos, now we really need to-"

"It's Miss Nikos, I terro-"

"Sorry, Miss Nikos, but regardless we still need to leave-"

"I have defea-"

"Miss Nikos we really should-"

"LET ME MONOLUGE DAMN IT!" Pyrrha screamed out as she was now shaking with rage and waving her hands around as Jaune looked on in concern. "Do you not know how it goes? I was supposed to start my monologue when you came through the door, but no you couldn't let me do that could you?"

"I'm sorry? What's going on?"

"I am a super villain!"

"Uh…"

"Yes fear that's more lik-"

"Then why did you let all those people go?"

Pyrrha grit her teeth and was close to pulling her hair out at this stupid man with his stupid shield, his stupid messy hair, his stupid being taller than her, his stupid blue eyes, his stupid muscles that were hugged in his form fitting suit and that stupid hopeful attitude he excluded.

"Because you couldn't let me get a word in edgeways!"

"Why would you need to talk? You could have just tried to attack me like they did." Jaune said as he gestured to the 2 on the ground, who had stopped groaning and now Jaune was a little concerned so he rushed over to check on them.

"Why didn't I – stop checking on them they are fine!"

"I have to be sure; I don't want them to be to hurt. Sorry for walking away from the conversation I am still listening, it's just my first night going solo… uh solo-ish, still not sure how this hero stuff works out on your own, my father said that on his first night he already had a nemesis and saved the world 3 different times."

Pyrrha closed her eyes and counted to 10 and when she opened them the blond was right in-front of her looking terribly concerned for her. "Are you okay, you zoned out for a minute, do you need something? Water? A sit down? I can find a chair somewhere I'm sure of it." Pyrrha quickly pushed him away from her, noting how firm his chest was.

"I am a Supervillain and I do not attack at once!"

"Uh w-why not?"

"Why not? Why not?!"

"Y-yeah."

"The reason I don't is because I am different, I am better, I am a Supervillain and there for I am something more than those 2 will ever be."

"I-I don't get it, I'm sorry w-what's the difference?"

"Presentation! Monologues! Minions! General respect and fear from heroes!"

"Oh… sorry."

"You're not even doing the back and forth right." Pyrrha whined. "Do I have to teach you how to be a hero?"

"Nobody has ever offered to do that for me, yes please that sounds like it could be worth it. So what do I do now that I have all the civilians out, do we battle? Do I get your uh, minions? Do I get your minions down to the police? Sorry my father never really spoke to me much about the job, kinda had to piece it together from TV, I was hoping to be a side kick with him and my mother, but they went with someone else, there was this interview process that was brought in, my sisters didn't need to do it because-"

"OKAY!" Pyrrha interrupted as Jaune quickly shut his mouth and looked down at the floor, he had done it again. Rambled about something that the other person did not care about until they were annoyed and reached their breaking point, the longest was his aunt Glynda; 5 minutes while he talked about spiders, he liked spiders. The shortest for reference had been Puma while they were waiting for the interview to start, Jaune had tried talking to her about a movie he had wanted to see, maybe if she wanted to come, he got as far as movie before she told him to stop.

"Lesson 1 is simple, you let the Supervillain, me, talk first; understood?"

"Yes Miss Nikos."

"Let's try it now." Pyrrha then turned and cleared her throat and when she looked back at Jaune she had this strange smile on her face, it made her look even more beautiful but it also kind of scared him a little.

"So 'hero'… looks like you have saved the day… how unfortunate…" she ended it with a wink, was that the cue for Jaune to speak? Or was this a monologue that he shouldn't interrupt.

…

…

'Gods above this one needs a lot of help, at least he is good to look at.' Pyrrha thought as she brought her palm to her face.

GOD DAMN IT BRIAN! I TOLD YOU TO LOCK THOSE AU'S AWAY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WHEN THE UNIVERSES MERGED TOGETHER! THEY ALMOST KILLED NORA OFF THE FUCKING SHOW! You got lucky this time Brian but please put a lid on it for next time.

Another alternate Universe where Jaune tries hard to be a hero and Pyrrha desperately wants to be seen as a Supervillain

Hehe, I liked the idea.

This was more of a talking chapter with some back and forth and we got to meet Penny and Ozpin so yay. Well massive yay for Penny as per usual.