Earth-417, somewhere outside Sokovia
Peter Parker was sifting through the rubble of Strucker's old Hydra base. He was looking for any leftover tech that he could use to take down the Avengers. As he sifted through the rubble there was a loud sonic boom. Peter looked up and noticed a temporary crack formed in the sky as a woman appeared in mid air before falling into the crater that was sokovia.
"What was that?" Peter asked himself as he made his way to where the woman had landed. When he arrived he noticed that the woman was glowing with some type of strange purple energy. "Ma'am, are you alright?"
The woman sat up and looked around, "After all these years, I'm free!" she shouted before looking at Peter. "I remember you, you were one of those pesky spider-people!"
"I'm sorry what?" Peter asked before a glowing doorway appeared out of thin air and armoured guards stepped out. "Are these your friends?"
"No." The woman said angrily as she stood up.
"Malkin," One of the guards said, "You are under arrest for commiting crimes against the sacred timeline."
"You phoney Gods." The woman, who Peter assumed was Malkin, said as purple, glowing tendrils began to grow from her back. "You cannot control me!" one of the guards tried to charge her but she stabbed him through the stomach. She broke another guard's neck before blasting another with an energy beam and vaporizing them. She summoned a sword in her hand and sliced the final guard's head off. Peter stood by, fascinated.
"You seemed to take care of them pretty well." Peter said as Malkin picked up a small device that was on the ground.
"So tell me," Malkin said, "what's your name?"
"Peter Parker." He answered.
"Tell me Peter Parker," Malkin asked, "What's your stance on vengeance?"
"The only form of Justice." Peter answered, Malkin smiled.
"Well then Peter Parker you've got one chance." Malkin said as she twisted the top of the small device, causing it to glow. She threw it to the side, "Wanna help me get vengeance on the people who ruined my life?" Peter hesitated, "Look kid, you either come with me or get destroyed with the rest of the world. Peter noticed that the device had gone off and the world was being slowly eaten away into nothingness. "Tick tock kid." Malkin held her hand out. Peter waited a second before taking her hand. "You made the right choice. Now let's go cause some chaos." Malkin opened another portal and walked through, Peter followed as the portal was closed and the world around them was annihilated from the face of the What If Multiverse.
Center of the Web of Reality
"Something's wrong." Madame Web said.
"What is it?" Emily asked.
"One of the worlds is gone." Madame Web said.
"Not again," Eli said, "Don't tell me the crisis is starting all over again."
"Sometimes things happen," Madame Web said, "Worlds can be destroyed and it is not a threat to the Multiverse but it's always better to stay on the safe side."
"Exactly is the safe side of a world being destroyed?" Kyle asked.
"I'm just going to investigate the scene of the crime." Madame Web said.
"How are you going to do that?" Noah asked.
"I control some of the core functions of reality," Madame Web said, "You think I can't time travel?"
"Just stay safe." Chris said.
"Don't worry about me," Madame Web said as she opened a green portal, "I'll be fine."
"Says the blind woman." Eli said sarcastically. Madame Web walked through the portal and left the Warriors alone.
"So has anyone seen any good movies lately?" Noah asked.
"I recently watched Tombstone for the first time, that was pretty good." Chris said.
"Tombstone," Emily asked, "Is that the one with Kurt Russel?"
"You darn right huckleberry." Eli said.
"So are we going with Tombstone?" Alice asked.
"Sounds good to me." Noah said.
"Tombstone it is." Eli said, suddenly there was a slight blow of air. "What was that?" Suddenly Kyle slumped over and collapsed on the floor.
"Kyle?" Alice was struck with some kind of taser shot. One by one the other warriors was incapacitated. Before another glowing doorway appeared and armoured guards walked.
"All clear sir." one of the guards said before a bearded man with spiked hair and glasses walked out wearing a suit and tie. He looked over the unconscious heroes.
"Grab their tech," the agent said, "take them in for processing." The guards nodded in agreement and began to restrain the Warriors and drag them through the portal
Eli was slowly regaining consciousness, everything was fuzzy and muffled. The first thing he heard clearly was Emily screaming "I swear if I get shoved through one more portal I'm going to riot!"
"Keep quiet Variant!" one of the guards said as all of the Warriors equipment was handed over to another agent. The warriors were each placed in a separate room. The door was closed and the room was dark.
"This is why I don't drink." Eli said to himself before the lights turned on. Eli turned around and saw a robot with multiple arms. The robot pulled at Eli's jacket. "Watch it! This thing cost me a pretty penny." The robot aimed some type of weapon at Eli and fired it. The gun burned off all of Eli's clothes, including his glasses. "Now you hang on for just a second-"the floor dropped out from under Eli and he found himself sitting in an office chair with a brown jumpsuit with the letters TVA on it. There was a desk in front of him with a massive stack of papers on top and a man sitting across from him.
"Please sign to admit this is everything you've ever said." The man said.
"What?" Eli asked, a new piece of paper printed off and the man placed it on top of the stack.
"Sign this too." The man replied.
"This is absurd." Eli said before another piece of paper printed off and the man placed it on the stack.
"And this." the man said, Eli snatched a pen up and he signed the paper. The floor dropped out from under him again and he found himself standing in front of a metal detector with another man.
"Can you confirm that to your knowledge you are a living thing with what most cultures would call a soul?" the man asked.
"What do you mean to my knowledge?" Eli asked, "Do some people not know their robots?"
"More than you would think." the man replied, "Please walk through."
"What if I am a robot?" Eli asked.
"Then your insides will melt." the man replied. Eli slowly walked through and was relieved that nothing happened. "Please continued
"Continue to what?" Eli asked before opening the door as he was joined by his friends, who were wearing similar jumpsuits.
"Is everyone alright?" Eli asked.
"We're fine," Chris said, "just angry." The group noticed that there was some kind of line like you would find at a deli, complete with a ticket machine.
"This is ridiculous," Noah said, "We shouldn't even be here."
"Hi there," a voice said from a television screen. They saw the same man who had helped capture them earlier, though this time he had a strange way of speaking and was staring directly into the camera. "You're probably saying, 'this is a mistake I shouldn't even be here' and you're probably right, but you messed up so here you go."
"This man has such a punchable face." Emily said.
"You see you have altered the course of time, and when we do that we at the Time Variance Authority kidnap you and make you stand trial for your crimes that you may or not know you have commited."
"What?" Eli asked.
"You see we were created by the authors to protect this thing called the Sacred Timeline and we've got to protect it or else some bad stuff will happen. What kind of bad stuff? You don't wanna know, it's bad." the man said, "So just grab your ticket and wait for your trial, bye bye." after the video ended the warriors stood there in dazed confusion
"I am so confused." Chris said.
"Who are the authors?" Garrett asked
"One weird thing at a time guys." Eli said
"So, should we grab a ticket?" Alice asked.
"Surely not," Emily said, "We're the only ones here."
"No we're not," Garrett said as he pointed to the front of the line, "look." at the front of the line stood Deadpool arguing with one of the guards.
"Look buckethead," Deadpool said, "I'm just here to talk to fluff brain and get my part in the next secret wars."
"Not another one." Eli whispered to himself.
"You're not on the list and you don't have a ticket." the guard said.
"I break the fourth wall metal head," Deadpool said, "I don't need a ticket." The guard pulled out some type of weapon and struck Deadpool on the side. He began to disintegrate before their eyes.
"Oh I'll be back." Deadpool sternly to the guard.
"I know." the guard said, annoyed before deadpool fully disappeared. Everyone immediately scrambled to pull a ticket from the machine.
Jim Strugess as Eli Roberts
Alicia Vikander as Alice Dean
Brant Daughtry as Chris Hanfer
Lily Collins as Emily Still
Luke Mitchell as Kyle McDermott
Ryan Gosling as Noah Devore
Ben Barnes as Garret Cash
Jessica Rothe as Madame Web
Iron Specter - Robert Downey Jr.
with
Agent Simon Filmore - Ryan George