A while later, everyone was wearing their gear and weapons, along with given their bomb implants before Amanda brought them into a presentation room with all of her chosen members of the squad sitting in random seats as she pulled up an image of an island.
"Corto Maltese is a small island nation off the coast of South America." Amanda debriefs them. "Over the past 100 years, the country's been ruled with an iron fist the Herrera Family." She said as she showed a photo of two parents, an elder son, twin daughters, and a younger boy. "But, a week ago, this guy," she changed it to another photo of a man wearing an general uniform alongside an elder one wearing the same. "General Silvio Luna, along with his right-hand man, Mayor General Mateo Suarez, took the Corto Maltese government in a violent military coup. The entire Herrera family were hanged in a public execution." She then showed them a video showing the hanging of all six members of the family. "Although the United States did not condone the excesses of the Herrera regime, they were non-antagonistic towards the U.S. Luna, however, is virulently anti-American."
"So our mission is to kill Luna?" Yuri asked.
"No." Amanda tells her before changing the video to a photo of a (at least) ten stories tall building in the shape of a tube. "This is Jotunheim. A scientific experimentation facility containing something known only as Project Starfish. Our intelligence sources tell us that Starfish is extraterrestrial in origin. In the hands of the Luna regime, it is potentially cataclysmic for Americans and the world. Your mission is to infiltrate Jotunheim and destroy all traces of Project Starfish."
Herman then raised his hands (which were covered by the gauntlets) after hearing that. "Hey, hate to interrupt, but how are we supposed to get in?"
"Gaius Grieves." Amanda answered and changed to a photo of a elderly bald man who had...who-the-fuck-knows sticking out of his bald head. "They call him the Thinker, he's a geneticist in charge of Project Starfish. After hours, he hangs out at a gentlemen's club known as La Gatita Amable. Get Grieves to help you by whatever means necessary, and he can get you into Jotunheim." Then her PowerPoint ends, and the lights turn back on. "Any questions?"
Cleo raised her hand and then pointed to a corner of the screen where an overhead projector laid. "What is that?"
"That is an overhead projector." Amanda answered.
"Do you ever use it?" Cleo wondered.
"No, not really." Amanda admits.
"Then why do you keep it here?" Herman wondered.
Peacemaker then raised his hand as he's been taking notes this entire presentation. "Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?"
Yuri and DuBois both turned around to face him with disgusted looked on their faces, and Amanda just has an annoyed look on hers.
"No." Amanda answered as Nanaue raised his hand. "Nanaue?"
Nanaue kept his hand raised and pointed to it using his other one. "Hand."
"Yes, that is your hand, Nanaue. Very good." Amanda confirmed with a sigh.
"We're all gonna die." DuBois stated.
"Well, it's kinda what we do." Yuri informed him with a smile.
DuBois doesn't even reply to that and knew that this was going to be a huge mistake.
SUICIDE SQUAD(WIU CUT)
Three days later, Brian Durlin, AKA Savant, was currently in his cell and bouncing a ball off of the targets on the walls and catching it until the doors open and it's Amanda.
"I got another 15." Brian tells Amanda.
"Not today, you don't. You're up." Amanda replied and he follows her out and out of the West Block. "You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence." She says whilst Brian is placed into a chair where he is strapped down, and they place the bomb in his neck. "We are a black ops unit. Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened."
Amanda then walks him to where his suit is being held and got him in it before heading down the halls where they run into Teresa who's all ready to go.
"Savant." Teresa greeted him.
"Your commanding officer will be Agent Teresa Durand." Amanda tells Savant as they shake hands.
"Or would it be better to call you Durlin?" Teresa asked.
"I'd rather not be called at all." Durlin stated as they kept walking and were on their way out. "But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole."
"Well, welcome to the worst anything imaginable." Teresa commented as she transported him to the site where there's a helicopter waiting for them and the other members of the mission.
"So this is the famous Suicide Squad." Savant said as he looked around at all of the crazy members.
"Well, this team doesn't like that term. But feel free to use it however you like." Teresa replied. "I prefer Death Squadron. Sounds catchier, but the official term for this squad is Task Force X." She stated when they looked and saw Captain Boomerang was using his boomerang to wipe off shit that made its way on his shoe. "Love them or hate them, these are going to be your brothers and sisters for the next few days."
The two then heard a screech and jumped before they looked and saw the Weasel exit the vehicle.
"Yeah, I was bribed to be here." Teresa informed Savant before they all got into the helicopter for the mission and started to list the members to make sure she didn't forget anyone. "Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. T.D.K." She then sighed as the creature entered the vehicle and its tail smacked her arm. "Weasel." She then looked and saw the oddest of the bunch. It was a man wearing an all-white outfit followed by a dozen black spots everywhere on his outfit. "Spot." Teresa sighed when she noticed someone was missing. "Someone's missing..."
Just then, the missing member made her way onboard and it was none other than the Maid of Mischief herself.
"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to go number two." Harley Quinn tells them as she came in with a duffel bag.
"Good to know." Teresa muttered to herself.
"Ooh, look at this, you got a promotion, Teresa?" Harley asked her as she made it past her. "Good for you!"
"It feels like a punishment." Teresa whispered to herself.
"Oh, sorry. Coming through." Harley tells the members when she spotted Boomerang. "Hey, Boomer."
"What are you doing back in prison, Harles?" Captain asked.
"I got road rage, in a bank." Harley said as she swung her bag and smacked Savant in the face. "Oh sorry, coming through."
Meanwhile, Spot was trying to buckle his seatbelt and was getting help from T.D.K. "And there you go."
They all had taken their seats and they took off towards their mission assignment.
"Durand." Amanda's voice comes into Teresa's earpiece.
"We're T-Minus five from the drop point." Teresa reported in.
"Get the whole team safely to that beach, Agent." Amanda demands her. "You will receive further orders once arrived."
"Just remember what we agreed upon." Teresa tells her. "I'll keep your squad alive; you give me my answers."
"Don't worry. I always keep my promises." Amanda promised and then hanged up on her.
Meanwhile, in the back, everyone was just sitting in quiet whilst Boomerang was cracking.
"We're in a butchers freezer, Harls, surrounded by dead hogs hanging on hooks." Boomerang stated to the newbies. "Only they don't know it yet."
"Leave him alone, Boomer." Harley tells him.
"What does T.D.K. stand for?" Javelin asks him.
"What?" T.D.K. asks.
"Your name, what's it stand for?" Javelin asks.
"It stands for me." T.D.K. answered. "It's what a name is."
"Your name is letters?" Javelin asked.
"All names are letters, dickhead." T.D.K. stated.
"And what about you?" Boomerang asked Spot. "You have powers of a pirate? Black Spot? Or are you a fire department mascot gone rogue?"
"It's my powers, these aren't spots, they're black holes." Spot informed him.
"What?" Javelin asks.
"Yeah, they're all black holes." Spot confirmed just as Weasel started retching something up.
"Yo, is this a dog?" Blackguard asked.
"What?" Boomerang asked.
"Is this thing a dog?" Blackguard repeated his question.
"A dog? What kind do you think it is, mate?" Boomerang asks.
"I don't know, I'm not familiar with all the breeds." Blackguard said.
"I'm gonna go with Afghan hound." T.D.K. betted.
"Since when does an Afghan have bloody thumbs?" Boomerang asks.
"Oh my god! Is it a werewolf?" Harley asked in shock, getting Teresa's attention. "I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!"
"Yo, they sat me next to a werewolf?!" Blackguard asked in fear as he tried to pry himself free from his seat. "I do not fuck with werewolves!"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Teresa cried as she made it back to them. "He's not a werewolf, okay? Calm down. He's a weasel. He's harmless...okay, not harmless, I mean, he killed 27 children and thirteen adults, but we got him..." she then looked at the weasel and his crazy eyes that were staring at her. "...but I think we've got him to do this. Just get into drop positions."
The plane than got into position and hangs just a few feet off the ocean. All members all got up and walked to the back of the plane before dropping out of it one by one.
As all of the members dropped, Teresa was getting ready to go herself just when she heard someone screaming and saw it was the Weasel who splashed down into the ocean and began to scream and wave his arms around.
Teresa then noticed what the problem was and was shocked before turning back to the pilots. "Did nobody check if Weasel could swim!?"
Back at the prison, everyone, including Amanda, all watched as Weasel failed to swim and was drowning.
Amanda looked over to the recruiter, Jeff, and can't believe that nobody checked in on that.
Savant than swam down and carried Weasel's body to the beach and check to see if he was still breathing.
Yeah, he's dead.
"The Weasel's dead. I repeat, the Weasel is dead." Savant reported in.
"Northeast, all clear. Approach the shore." Another member of the team tells them as Teresa dropped and landed in the water.
"Savant, hold your position." Teresa tells him.
"Rodger." Savant reported as everyone else made their way onto the beach, all either crawling out or just walking like it was nothing.
Teresa then sighed as she quickly put her hair up in a ponytail, so it doesn't get in her way and grabbed her radio. "Waller, we've made contact with land."
Harley opened her duffel bag and reveals she brought a bazooka.
"Waller let you take that?" Teresa asked in shock.
"Yeah, for good behavior." Harley confirmed with a grin.
Teresa had no idea what to even reply with that when Blackguard suddenly crawled out of the water and kept walking.
"Blackguard. Get down." Boomerang demanded.
"Hey, guys!" Blackguard cried out.
"There's fucking soldiers everywhere!" Boomerang warned him.
"You can come out now, it's just me!" Blackguard stated.
"What the hell is he doing?" Spot asks.
"I'm the one who contacted you." Blackguard cried out to the beach.
"Is this supposed to happen?" Javelin asks, not knowing what's happening.
"Blackguard, get back to position!" Teresa cried out to Blackguard.
"Look, I brought everybody!" Blackguard tells them and was immediately met with a dozen lights turning on and aiming their weapons to their position. "Whoa, guys. We got a real, right?"
"Waller, Blackguard sold us out!" Teresa cried as she found cover with Harley when Blackguard was shot in the face and officers started shouting and opening fire. "He contacted the whole fucking Corto Maltese Army! We need to retreat!"
"Negative, Durand. The mission is too important." Waller tells her. "This is a tough group. You can make it."
"Okie-doke." Harley shrugged as she picked her bazooka up.
"Ma'am, with all due respect-" Teresa was saying when he noticed Harley aiming the bazooka. "Quinn!"
Harley doesn't listen and cheered as she fired it, causing a missile to fly out and explode as it sends dozens of soldiers flying.
Boomerang also came forward and tosses a boomerang that flies past two soldiers, cutting one's head clean open and split his head in half, whilst the other was left chocking on his own blood.
One of the others than shoot a bazooka back at Harley and Teresa as they ducked behind the rocks for cover.
Spot then ran off and threw his arms out, causing the spots all around him to suddenly come flying off and consume over the beach. He then reached his hand into one of them and grabbed one of their guns before shooting it off and killing everyone.
But that quickly turned into a mistake when someone threw a grenade back through the portal. Before he could do anything else, the grenade explodes, and sends Spot flying...pieces of him flying through several of his black holes and splattering everywhere.
"Spot's down!" Teresa cried when a piece of his stomach flew onto her head through one portal. "I hate this."
Harley uses the portals to her own advantage as she leaped through one of them and runs across the beach. Teresa then gets up and opens fore on the soldiers, taking down three with headshots before running off and finding more cover. Exactly where Quinn was also hiding.
T.D.K. then tried to find cover and hid behind the rock formation Teresa was previously.
"Zero-two-two-seven is wide open."
"Agent, send out The Detachable Kid!" Jeff tells her.
Teresa looked and saw that T.D.K. was closest to them. "T.D.K.! Two O'clock!"
T.D.K. heard and understood exactly what to do as he stood up.
"T.D.K. is the Detachable Kid?" Quinn asks, not understanding.
And that's when she understood when they watch him DETACH his arms and they all watch in shock as the arms float through the field and end with him smacking the soldiers with his detached limbs.
"What the fuck?!" Harley asks Teresa who was looking just as disgusted as Harley.
"Hey, I didn't pick this fucking team." Teresa informed her.
"Don't worry, Durand! I got the bird!" Mongal promised as she used their cover as a lift to jump up and grab onto the helicopter and cause it to spin out of control.
The helicopter span out of control whilst Javelin was holding on for dear life whilst the helicopter fell and it's propellers came flying down and slaughtered a dozen of them in the matter of seconds and hits some trees, causing a bunch of pieces of bark to stab Boomerang.
Boomerang turned and showed he was stabbed in a few dozen places from his head to his chest, down to even his hands and knees whilst the helicopter finally crashed.
"Boomer!" Harley cried out as the propellers made it up to Boomerang and slaughtered him. Meanwhile, T.D.K.'s are getting shot at as did Javelin the minute he jumped out of the way of the helicopter.
Savant watched the entire bloodbath and knew it wasn't worth the risk as he ran off into the ocean and just began swimming away.
"Savant, turn back. I'm warning you; this is desertion." Waller warned him but saw he wasn't turning back as he found a piece of wood and used it to stay afloat and swim away. "Turn back, now. This is your last chance." She was then preparing to blow the bomb in his neck.
Seeing Savant wasn't stopping, Waller pulled the button and blew his head clean off, sending his brains and heads splattering.
"How's team two?" Amanda asks.
On another part of the beach, far off, but also close to Team 1, Bloodsport lead his team out of the waters and they all made it. Which was shocking considering Shocker was wearing his gauntlets and this strange giant metal helmet.
"Congratulations, Bloodsport."
DuBois sighed as he looked around wearing his mask and saw the entire campsite was empty. "How did you do it, Waller? There are no soldiers out here on patrol."
"Let's just say they were distracted." Waller tells him.
"That's a bit ominous." Herman stated before walking alongside everyone else and they made it towards the forest and made their way through it.
Christian Camargo as Johnathon Ohnn / The Spot