PLEASE READ I have a few things I have to say, just about my profile in general. I write for fun, not for accuracy and what if situations. So when people leave insulting PM's just because they don't want to read something other authors have done, it messes with my determination to write. There are simply some stories I have been writing that I was hopeful to write, and wanted to go far. Now I have college applications, long term projects, and my own free time to juggle around. To put it simply, I don't know how long I will be able to keep writing at the rate I am. I understand I take a while to update, but I try to make the best from what I have.

How does this affect my stories? Well, I can guarantee that I will not stop writing The Armored Alchemist, Aurum and Argentum Oculi, and The Resurrection Relic. I will be putting 'A Dusty Old Qrow', 'Into Non-Being', 'The-One-Who-Collects', 'Chaotic Chaos' and 'Dummy!' on an irregular schedule, so they are being continued but will not be a priority of mine. Everything else is on indefinite Hiatus as of now. If I have inspiration for them, I will continue those stories, but as of today I simply don't know if I can complete them because of the story putting itself into a corner, the show revealing new info that makes the story obsolete, or just the lack of plot I had. Thanks for reading. I hope you understand.

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Hellooooo! Welcome to my profile page, a plane of existence all about me! (And my stories)

My Tumblr: lord-momongas-disciple

OC's:
Nyx - My Author self, in my Reading fanfictions (If you want me to do one for a story you have, ask, and I may do it, depending how good it is). Really just an outgoing me, more extroverted than I am introverted, but I like him. Kinda a goofball prankster type.

Abaddon Noire - Harry Potter variant. He is from the 'Green Eyed Demon of Nazarick'

He says the problem with teachers is
What’s a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life
was to become a teacher?
He reminds the other dinner guests that it’s true
what they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests
that it’s also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we’re eating, after all, and this is polite conversation.

I mean, you’re a teacher, Taylor.
Be honest. What do you make?

And I wish he hadn’t done that— asked me to be honest—
because, you see, I have this policy about honesty and ass-‐kicking:
if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C feel like a Congressional Medal of Honor
and an A-‐ feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time
with anything less than your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won’t I let you go to the bathroom?
Because you’re bored.
And you don’t really have to go to the bathroom, do you?
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
Hi. This is Mr. Mali. I hope I haven’t called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something your son said today.
To the biggest bully in the grade, he said,
“Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don’t you?
It’s no big deal.”
And that was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.

You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful
over and over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math
and hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you’ve got this,
then you follow this,
and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this.

Here, let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
Teachers make a goddamn difference! Now what about you?

Mali. Taylor. “What Teachers Make.” What Learning Leaves. Newtown, CT: Hanover Press, 2002. Print. (ISBN: 1-‐887012-‐17-‐6)

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!

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Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Answer Random questions of the day (Questions Copied from ZakoroU's Profile, but with my answers)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'courses are limited to 20, and only 19 percent of introductory lectures have more'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

An eraser for the whiteboard next to me.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

RWBY Volume 5 Finale (*Sob* What? I'm not crying!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:00 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:15 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

People talking, a fan spinning, the girls on the other side of the room gossiping about something I probably don't understand, and guys being guys and making perverted jokes. (I don't understand girls, not even my own sister)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to my class I am currently in, which requires me to wake up at 5:15 am for.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The online textbook from my school site.

9. What are you wearing?

Black shorts, black shirt with a Volcom logo in red, and flip-flops

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't know? When I go to bed early I can't remember stuff, it's a jumble of sounds and images. But when I go to bed late reading fanfictions I have really awesome lucid dreams where I am the character. I do recall something about cats with guns. And some lady, probably Bellatrix from Harry Potter.

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday at a stupid joke my friend sent me.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Windows, electric whiteboard, pinboards covered in educational posters and student work, alphabet, clock, psychology poster, date, homework list, and photos of Shakespeare.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A gif from a Mickey Mouse cartoon of it being too hot outside, so to cool down he puts COPIOUS amounts of ice cream down his pants. I kinda stared at it, then promptly laughed my ass off and sent it to my friends. If you have an android phone with the new OS, then go to the emoji tab in the keyboard, go to the GIF subpage, and search in the google GIF tab and look up 'hot temperature'. That's where it is.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Shrug*

15. What is the last film you saw?

Spider-Man Homecoming

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would try to limit what I purchase so I actually can have a nice life not a self-spoiled child, buuut I'd probably buy so much manga, and a few light novel series I don't have all of. Then Ps4 VR, and ALL the Steam Games I want. :D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm on the wrestling team.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of Trump. JK, I would give myself the power to be reborn into other worlds of my choice (W/ My memories when I die, so I cac be reborn as a mage in Fairy Tale, or an Alchemist in FMA, or whatever the hell I want.

19. Do you like to dance?

Depends if I'm alone. I don't dance with others unless I'm playing Just Dance.

20. George Bush.

Umm...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lily, like a delicate flower.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

If I have choice, Natsu, just to be funny, maybe John.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hell yes, Japan or Australia please! Europe is cool too, but I like foreign culture.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

(Ignoring that I'm Agnostic) You made it. I want to hear that I am done, and never have to work again. That is my ultimate goal. Peace and happiness.

Personal Opinions: I really enjoy fanfictions with dimensional travel from one universe to another, just because I love it when the overpowered character moved to another would and the people there extremely underestimate them! (Like with the overlord anime and some Harry Potter crossovers) I don't have anything against slash, but I am uncomfortable reading it and writing out, so no slash from me. I'm cool with harems, but also will be less common except from animes where it is canon. I think that pretty much sums it up!

Anime: Highschool dxd, No game no life, attack on titan, fairy tale, ouran highschool host club, code geass, parasyte, Blue Exorcist, Fullmetal Alchemist, assassination classroom, Gurren Lagann, Date a Live, and Kill la Kill, Kobayashi Dragon Maid, Overlord, Charlotte, My Hero Academia, Little Witch Academia, Youjo Senki

Books: The Inheritance Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings

Games: Main ones include Blizzard Franchise games, Doom, Shadow of Mordor, Portal 12, Assassins Creed 3, Dark Souls 3, and some other minor games

Movies: Same with movies, too many to count

Cartoons: Ben 10 (mostly Alien Force, some Ultimate Alien), Avatar the Last Airbender, Steven Universe, Teen Titans (both old and some new), Bravest Warriors, Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, and one or two others I can't remember right now

Plot Bunnies(If anyone wants to make one off of these they can, just let me know so I can follow you!) (Also, I'm not really being neat with my ideas here, more like I'm spewing out ideas before I forget them.

Harry Potter/Kobayashi Dragon Maid: Harry is a Dragon and either takes Tohru's place in canon and uses his own wandless magic in place of her magic (also he is really into pranks), or he could also be from a portal from another world. If he were the second one, then his animagus would be a dragon, and the other dragons wouldn't actually know he was human. Of course, they would realise it eventually.

Harry Potter/FMA:Thinking about it still.

Harry Potter/Avengers (Humor): When the Avengers haven't had anything to do for a while, they hang out on the helicarrier, Nick Fury is way too frustrated with them annoying him, and when Tony Stark pushes one prank too many, then Nick has to resort to his secret weapon. His old friend Harry is called in to prank, annoy, and mess with the Avengers to keep them on their toes! Watch the Avengers chase him around the Helicarrier... then hilarity ensues. (Color changing charms, switching spells, good old pranks, identity taking via metamorphmagus, etc! Let the (one-sided) pranking war begin MOD! Harry, Immortal, Prankster, Metamorphmagus!Harry, and anything else fun!

Harry Potter/Overlord: (ONESHOT!) OP!Harry storms the Tomb of Nazarek by himself? Or he is stuck in the game and has to face off with Momonga? Or he is raised by the guardians and he is trained in over [Fifth-Tier] spells, and in order to allow him to do so, he becomes inhuman. (Opening himself update to beating Umbitches racist anti-magical creature ass into the ground!)

Overlord/Kobayashi Dragon Maid: Tohru is a Floor Guardian in Nazarek? I haven't thought up any more details for this one.

Overlord/Avengers: Takes the place of the canon storyline. I don't know if this will be a balanced fic or not, seeing as how overpowered the YGGDRASIL characters are. I don't enjoy the newer Avengers characters, but it might be necessary as I consider the infinity stones as either [World-Tier] items or above, so [God-Tier] items. Actually, it would probably be more convenient for the Avengers to go to the Overlord world, because it would be havoc to have the Floor Guardians control themselves around lesser beings. An idea for one example of a summary for this is:

In an attempt to leave the New World to get back to YGGDRASIL and hopefully logout, Lord Ainz finds the Great Tomb of Nazarek once again in a new land, in a jungle. (Perhaps near an abandoned SHIELD/HYDRA base, to give a reason for inspection by said groups) Using his [Scrying] items, Ainz realises he is back on Earth, but not in the game or even the same Earth. He decides to take over this Alternate Universe, because why the heck not? (Little does he know, a Norse God had recently attempted something similar. Perhaps Ainz can go right where he went wrong? AN: He attempts to locate some of the other 41 Supreme Beings, but in traveling out of Nazarek, he is assaulted by SHIELD, and in order to get information, he lets them take him. (In this world, I'd say Cocytus is around the Hulk in strength, and Ainz definitely surpasses Loki, in mana levels, if not amount of magical knowledge) After "escaping" (Read: Walking out of there, because no one can really stop him) he goes back to report, and prepare for the upcoming conflict.

Overlord/Unknown: I was thinking of a family/Angst fic, maybe where Momonga takes care of Aura and Mare when stuck in another world. Less OP characters though.

Avengers/Full Metal Alchemist: Ed gets sent to anime world by Truth to assist them with some future issue. (Paranoid Ed, Immortal!Ed, Greed/Pride is part of Ed)

RWBY/Overlord: Lord Momonga shows up in the land of RWBY, and meets Ruby in the forest during initiation, and she befriends him. Unfortunately, the other residents of the land aren't as trusting as RWBY. (Lord Momonga has a pocket dimension that he can travel to/access, more like a mini room with some [World-Tier, armor, and single use items. Like Erza's Reequip.

Bleach/Overlord: Tomb of Nazarek shows up in either human world (less likely) or dimension where hollows come from (more likely). They team up with Aizen. Eventually help SS later on.

Harry Potter/Overlord: Extremely fucking violent bashing of main characters. Harry is betrayed, like he always is in bashing fics, After Hermione dies from a failed loyalty/love potion made by Ron, and using a ritual Hermione had a child for Harry. (I needed a reason for Harry to live) And leaves the dimension (most likely takes place during sixth/seventh year) and ends up with the guardians. Many small Oneshots while in the other world where they interact with the guardians as a family. Later on comes back for extreme vengeance and the characters like Shalltear are tolerant of humans, but only the nice ones by the end.

Starcraft/Overlord: Based off of Catalyst, by jacobakc. Abathur is sent to another world to survive (sorry jacobakc for borrowing the idea! It's really good!)

Current Fanfictions Progress

Overlord/Avengers (Not Started Yet)

[FMA/Avengers] (Not Started Yet)

The Green Eyed Demon of Nazarick [HP/Overlord] (Chapter 8 in the Works WARNING! LONG CHAPTER BEING WRITTEN, MAY TAKE A WHILE!)

A Reading of the Dragon Who Lived [Harry Potter/Highschool DxD] (Chapter 7 up)

Chaotic Chaos [Percy Jackson/Avengers] (Chapter 2 up, will update at the most, every two months)

The Tale of Two Blondes [FMA/Youjo Senki] (One chapter Up, on Hiatus until I'm interested again, periodic updates every few months)

The Armored Alchemist (Chapter 3 up, technically the second of plot since the first is just background stuff)