Reasonably Firm Eggshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Team Fortress 2, Evangelion, Discworld, One Punch Man/ワンパンマン, RWBY, and Warhammer. The highest egg grade is AA, followed by A, then B, and the letter takes appearance and both exterior and interior quality into account. According to the USDA guidelines, a Grade AA egg has "whites that are thick and firm; yolks that are high, round, and practically free from defects; and clean, unbroken shells." Grade A eggs are basically the same except with whites that are only reasonably firm. Meanwhile, Grade B eggs can have some staining, and, according to the American Egg Board, "may be decidedly misshapen or faulty in texture with ridges, thin spots or rough areas." |
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A Glass of Wine Rebuilt by Toasterman reviews
Shinji and Asuka learn about themselves and fall in love, causing massive ramifications. A remake of the late 94Saturn's quintessential ShinjixAsuka story, it is part tribute and part experiment, taking the structure and plot of the original wacky shipping story while attempting to maintain series-true characterization. Warning: using fichub will get you a worse version of this fic
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,002 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Amarantos by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
In the wake of his wife's failed contact experiment with Unit-01, Gendo Ikari sets about the task of discarding his old life. For Shinji Ikari, this means being sent away to live in Germany on the Langley Estate, where he grows up in the company of a spitfire redhead.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 144,829 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 495,928 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
Practicing Medicine by Eric Neo Matrix reviews
Dr. Angela Ziegler finds herself on an operating table under the knife of a very different kind of doktor - one who works for a strange team of red-garbed mercenaries, and has a rather terrifying scientific "interest" in seeing what makes her tick. For science, of course.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2018 - Medic, Angela Z./Mercy - Complete
Shepard's New Team by L3tt3r5 4nd Numb3r5 reviews
Some story with the original RED mercenaries adding their bit of insanity to the somewhat sane galaxy of Mass Effect. How will 9 homicidal maniacs stop a legion of genocidal robot ships? Good question; I have no idea.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,055 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 11/2/2011
The Fist of Remnant by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.
Crossover - RWBY & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,555 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Ozpin, Team RWBY, Saitama, Genos
EVA Sessions: The Eaters of Sin by Gob Hobblin reviews
There will be no Third Impact. There will be no Grand Revelation. There is no Apocalypse. No Armageddon. No Instrumentality. There will be rats in the ruins. There will be knives. There will be bodies. There will be little, nasty wars, and great, roiling wars. There will be humanity, and it will eat itself. And those who had defended it from the Angels will eat it's sins.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 11/9/2014
Birthday Candles by Panther2G reviews
In a world where Shinji Ikari decided the best way to fight SEELE was to shut everyone out, victory came at a cost. After the End, he now has to make up for what he thought he had to do, and face what it cost the people who meant the most to him, especially one in particular.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 12/10/2017
The Hero: King by Yama0 reviews
Kayaba Akihiko had accounted for many things when he set his stage. The players would be kept alive to populate Aincrad, unique skills to be granted to those with the potential to be the heroes of this story and even the role he would play in this living world he created. But there was one thing he could never have foreseen. The appearance of a real hero in this fake tale of his.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - King
Toppling the Wall of Jericho by Ranma-sensei reviews
Hesitating for just one second can mean the difference between hurting someone, and comforting them. And sometimes, hesitation is the very cause for somebody being comforted in the end. [Minor Teenage Nudity]
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/16/2017 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] - Complete
The Caped Baldy of Nasuverse by truebaldy reviews
Re-post of The Caped Baldy of Nasuverse by Arcreed, with permission from the author.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,511 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Manaka S., Sakura M., Saitama, Genos
School of Hard Knocks: A Lesson by SpecialRelativity reviews
Saitama never was the brightest, at least when it came to tests and other silly things like that. But for all his lack of book smarts, he possesses a certain...wisdom about what it truly means to be a hero, and what it takes to really work for something. A certain character or two from the FoZ universe will be getting schooled: Saitama-style. Punching involved. One punch, one shot.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
A Different Fate by KitsuneMiyuKendraHyuga reviews
What if both Gilgamesh and Saber were drenched in the Grail's darkness at the end of Fate/Zero? Waking up with a real human body, Arturia struggles to come to terms with her past, adjust to the present she didn't ask for and make sure that the Fifth Grail War never happens in the future… all with the golden King's unsolicited presence by her side. COMPLETE.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Arturia Pendragon, Gilgamesh] Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
When in Orzammar by Nightshade Blues reviews
Deadpool finds himself in Orzammar and tags along with the Warden (fem!Mahariel) and her company for the duration of A Paragon of Her Kind arc. Prior knowledge of the Dragon Age universe isn't necessary.
Crossover - Deadpool & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Deadpool/Wade W., Mahariel] [Alistair, Zevran A.] - Complete
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
The Boy with the Book by colonelmoran reviews
or "How Destiny Came to Be Affianced", a Curious Love Story for the Modern Age
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015
Territorial by colonelmoran reviews
Somethings stalks through the dreams of sleeping child. Something? No, two somethings.
Crossover - Sandman & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Henceforth, Equally Cursed by R-dude reviews
Some consider immortality to be the ultimate state of existence. Others dismiss it as a simple concept with no grounds in reality. Diana Wayne finds immortality to be a - sometimes unbearable - burden. (What-If AU)
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman] OC - Complete
Rules and Duties by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Samsara by Chuckman reviews
Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Like a King by Icura reviews
Get summoned to Halkeginia. Like a King.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gilgamesh
A Day in the by Merlin Missy reviews
This is the first day of the rest of Death's life.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Death - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
02 by Hououza reviews
Complete rewrite of the original 02, told from a first person point of view. SxA as before.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,981 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Coma by Stormofdragons reviews
What happens when Asuka fails to awake from her Coma after the Angels are all gone. Will she remain trapped within herself forever? A non-Third Impact Story... Starts at the beginning of EoE, and then goes AU... (with added Rei scenes and Author Notes)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2004
Evangelion: All is Right With the World by Renegade4 reviews
*TAKOBALLS PLUG!* After End of Evangelion, Shinji and Asuka face themselves, the truth and one another as they struggle to go on and find closure for themselves. Care has been taken to ensure character realism.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,297 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
Exit Interviews by Casira reviews
Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
On Growing Roses by Karina Kineshi reviews
A school field trip gives Asuka the perfect opportunity to verse Shinji in a delicate form of art that ALL men should know how to command. 2002 WAFF-a-thon Grand Prize winner.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Second Child Promises To Keep by James Lee reviews
A story that runs in parallel with End of Evangelion. This is the Third Impact as experienced by the Second Child. Note: Official Final Draft finished 41601. Tako Balls Fan Fiction Awards 2001 Nominee for Best Structure, Best Children Characterization, a
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/14/2001 - Published: 3/25/2001 - Asuka L. S., Rei A.
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Neork Genysis Evangellyon reviews
The Second Impact occurs as usual, but this time it releases a spore that causes a few... changes in the human genome. Nothing too major really, just a new skin color and a few other minor things.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/7/2020 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Orks
You Can (Not) Just Punch the Angels reviews
In which Saitama disproves this theory and does some other stuff too.
Crossover - Evangelion & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Saitama
A Chance Encounter reviews
A newly employed otaku has the encounter of a lifetime.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2019 - King - Complete
Professor Sto Helit reviews
THE WORLD WILL TEACH THEM ABOUT MONSTERS SOON ENOUGH. LET THEM REMEMBER THERE'S ALWAYS THE POKER.
Crossover - Discworld & RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Susan Sto Helit
Simple Song reviews
I made a fumblin' play for your heart, and the act struck a spark.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Demoman Writes Fanfiction reviews
After discovering the existence of fanfiction, Demoman decides to grace the internet with his god-like writing, much like every other Harry Potter fan with a computer.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Demoman