The night air has a foul and musty stench. A demon must be nearby. Bayonetta, a powerful and coquettish Umbra witch, approaches an abandoned chapel with caution. Her eyes narrow at the damaged front doors. Clearly something forced its way through. She leaps high into the air, landing on the roof as an alternative route of getting inside. There's a gaping hole. She briefly looks down it, then stealthily drops through.

Inside she lands gracefully like a cat, making as little noise as possible.

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

She hears the slight rumblings of the beast echoing throughout the halls in the distance. She continues stalking around, trying not to have the squeaky, wooden floors give her position. She fans the dust away from her face. She sees a cockroach scurry across the floor. Her eyes widen in fear but she doesn't make a peep. Bayonetta tightens her mouth and tiptoes pass by, hoping it doesn't scuttle off in her direction.

The groans of the demon get louder as Bayonetta looks over the banister. She sees the grotesque slug-like demon, with several wandering eye stocks giving. It's dripping with slime and smells god awful, like hot, damp garbage. Bayonetta readies Love is Blue to ambush it.

"This is the last time I let you cheat your way into going to your children's PT meeting Enzo," she grumbles.

Bayonetta hops onto the banisher in a crouching position then - crash! Flying through the stained-glass windows down below, a white-haired man in a red duster! The slug demon roars, baring its three rows of razor sharp deep. Bayonetta watches from above. The man in red checks his pockets. He's looking for something.

"DAAAAAANTE!" roars the demon.

Bayonetta's ears perk up from the reveal of Dante's name.

"Tonight, must be your lucky night, buddy," says Dante. "I'm all outta salt."

"Cursed Son of Sparda! How could you have found meeeee!?"

Dante casually strolls up the demon, "I followed your trail. You seem to be covered in a little ... uh, nevermind."

The demon lunges for Dante and swallows him whole! Bayonetta gasps and leaps down to Dante's aid. She poses stylishly in front of it with her guns aimed at it.

"Didn't your mother teach you any manners? Eating a meal too fast can cause a stomachache."

"I got room for you too, witch!" it cackles.

It charges forward to consume Bayonetta but suddenly stops. It gives a blood curdling scream and then explodes into huge chunks of gloop. Bayonetta avoids the debris and sees Dante standing in the middle of the carcass with his back turned to her. He shakes the demon's remains off of him as best as he could. Dante hears the cocking of Bayonetta's pistols. He turns around.

"Well, hello there," he smiles.

"Back at you."

"Are you seriously trying to do this right now," he questions, slightly annoyed. "And with me? Ha, haven't I been through enough already?"

"You're no human. And certainly no Lumen," Bayonetta starts suspiciously. "What are you?"

Dante approaches her, "I can be whatever you want me to be, stilts."

Bayonetta opens fire!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Dante draws Ebony and Ivory and keeps up with Bayonetta in the gun fight. They fly through the air! Exploding pews to splitters! Creating more holes in the ceiling! Blasting out small portions of the wall. They appear to be evenly matched. They lock arms.

"Come on! Show me what you got," he snears at her.

Bayonetta jumps up and locks her legs tightly around his torso. Her legs and thighs squeeze around him like a boa constrictor. She pulls her body close to him, staring deep into his eyes. Dante's starting to feel a little strange. Aroused?

"Is that all you've got," she whispers in his ear, barely grazing his earlobe with her tender lips.

Dante struggles to break his hands free, but she's not letting up!

"It's been a while since I've had something to play with," she hisses.

"Sorry, lady. You'll have to find another chew toy!"

Dante hoists Bayonetta high above his head and body slams her into the ground!

BOOM! CRASH! SLAM!

He does this repeatedly. Bayonetta doesn't lose her grip, but it tightens even more.

"All you have to say is the magic word," Bayonetta teases.

Dante stops.

"Please."

"What," she says shocked.

"Please. Please let go of me," says Dante.

Awkward silence.

"Oh. Oh dear," she says slightly embarrassed. "I was expecting more of a fight."

"Yeah, so could you..."

Bayonetta unwraps herself from around him and stands on her own. Dante seems a little out of breath and tired. The two of them stare at each other in silence. Dante's about to say something but just walks past her. He sits down in a pew. He rolls his stiff neck around from the fight.

"So, what's your name," he asks.

"You want to know my name?"

"Well, I can't call you 'lady'. That name's already been taken."

"...It's Bayonetta," she says, folding her arms. "And you're ... Dante, correct? I've heard a thing or two about you. Paranormal mercenary. Private Investigator. ...Legendary Devil Hunter."

"Sound like a fan-"

"-Hardly."

"Well, Bayonetta I'm all outta fun times and autographs. So, if you need to go," he extends his arms around the room showing all of the multiple holes in the walls. "Pick one."

Bayonetta seductively licks her lips and over to him, "You're... a demon?"

"More or less."

"You're definitely more human than you're willing to show."

Dante's suspicion grows as he stands up, "Then consider yourself lucky. There's some of us who prefer the demon route."

"I wonder what would it take... to take down a devil hunter?"

Bayonetta stands face to face with Dante. He gazes deep into her grey eyes as she looks deep into his blue eyes. Her hand reaches up to remove some demon flesh out of his hair. He quickly grabs her wrist and stops her.

"Easy there, kitten."

"Oh, come on," she laughs as she knocks Dante back down onto the pew.

She climbs on top of him. Her firm round butt vibrates when she flops down onto his crotch, sending chills up his spine. He grunts a little.

"I know why you said the magic word."

Dante chuckles.

"Then you have me all figured out then, huh? So, what? You're a demon, too?"

Bayonetta wraps her arms around his neck and arches her back more. She throws her heaving chest in his face.

"I'm 100% human with demon modifications."

Dante looks down at her shadow from the moonlight. He sees bits of Madama Butterfly's wings.

"Uh, great! An Umbra Witch."

"You've heard of us?"

"Yeah... yeah everyone knows, it's no secret. But you're the first I've met."

Bayonetta continues to clean the demon chucks from him. Dante goes to lift Bayonetta off him, but she takes his hands and puts them on her ass.

"What are you doing-!"

"Shhh," she hushes, putting her finger over his lips. "It's not every day a girl comes across a son of Sparta."

Bayonetta passionately kisses Dante around his neck and onto the side of his face. Dante steadies his breathing through his nose letting her do what she wants. He continues maintaining his composure as Bayonetta becomes more aggressive with him. She grinds her hips against his pelvis. His hands remain firmly on her ass; each with their own cheek.

"Are you going to say the magic word again, Dante," she whispers. "I want you to say it again."

She grabs a tuft of hair behind his head. Dante winces a bit but says nothing. She licks the side of his face.

"Bayonetta," he gasps. "If you keep this up, I'm gonna get really pissed."

Bayonetta releases his hair and smiles. She leans in and kisses him. Dante doesn't reciprocate. Bayonetta softly moans while Dante continues to resist her. Bayonetta jerks back.

"My, my, my," she says. "Aren't you a tough nut to crack."

"Looks like I blew my wad from earlier," he snickers. "Better try next time."

Bayonetta cuts her eyes at him. She slides off of his lap, to the floor on her knees, in between his legs. She rubs her hands up and down his inner thighs. It's starting to get to Dante. She unbuckles his pants and attempts to pull them down. She only gets them down mid-thigh before Dante grabs them, preventing Bayonetta from pulling them down further. Bayonetta smirks.

"Come on, lad. You've got nothing to be shy about," she smiles. "You've got much more going on than a human, but nothing too absurd for a demon.

"Why are you doing this," he asks.

"I'm just a curious little kitten looking for a playmate," she winks. "I take it you're up for the task."

Dante doesn't say anything.

"Don't fret, Dante. Let me take care of you..."

Bayonetta gently loosens Dante's grip on his pants, she places her hands on his chest playfully forcing him to sit back and relax. Dante gives a soft grunt as his back hits the back of the pew. Bayonetta gets off her knees and leans in slightly face to face with Dante.

"Forgive me if I'm a little rough," she coos with her lips barely touching his.

"I think I'll live."

Bayonetta grabs his face and passionately kisses him. Dante's extremely receptive to her advances. He yanks her into him tightly, grabbing at her ass. Bayonetta hops back on top of Dante's lap as she forces her tongue down his throat like she's fighting for control over him. Dante's hands run up and down her perfect body.

"Smack it," she gasps in between kissing.

Smack!

"Harder," she growls.

SLAP!

Dante uses both hands and slaps her ass as hard as possible! Squeezing and groping, repeatedly smacking her ass again and again; practically tearing through her Umbra uniform. Bayonetta gives a small yelp and gasps every time he hits her. It fuels her making out with him all the more. As Bayonetta grids her hips against the massive hardness of Dante's meat. Bayonetta reaches down to unsheathe it from the underwear restraints. Bayonetta's umbra suit disappears around her crotch, exposing her pussy.

"Time to make this kitty, purrr."

She continues to bump and grind her pussy up and down Dante's throbbing hard-on.

Bayonetta breaks away from Dante, "Mmm, seems like I got your Willy's full attention."

She drops down to her knees. She rips Dante's underwear off of him and tosses it to the side.

"Hey, those were my favorite!"

Bayonetta grabs hold of Dante's cock and rubs it against the side of her face. Dante gazes down at her, he brushes his thumb across her lips tenderly. Bayonetta opens her mouth, inviting Dante to stick his finger in it. Bayonetta lovingly sucks on his finger, and he swirls it around her tongue. Bayonetta opens her mouth wider with her tongue sticking out. Silva runs down her tongue and drizzles over his dick. His cock becomes slimy and wet. It starts to pulsate from the sensation and grows to a magnificent 14-inch beauty. It bops Bayonetta in the face a few times.

"You're making a mess," he mutters.

She opens her mouth as wide as possible and inserts the tip of his penis in her mouth. She suckles on it while running her tongue underneath it.

Mmm... hmmm... oooummm...

Slurp! Slurp! Nyaggah! Nyaggah!

Dante's head rolls back Bayonetta slowly inches her way down the shaft, making more dirty sounds with her mouth. She runs her tongue up and down; slurping and licking like his member is a lollipop. She can't take his entire cock down to the base, so instead she sucks and kisses his balls while stroking him off.

Dante's moans a little louder. Bayonetta looks up at him, smiling with her eyes, and sees his mouth slightly agape. She becomes more aggressive; licking, sucking, and salivating all over them just to lap it up as a treat. Her tongue traces a pounding vein in his dick all the way up to the top. She fits as much of his cock in her mouth again. Bobbing her head up and down faster and faster, making loud gulping and gagging noises. She drools all over her his cock, getting it as sloppy as possible. She uses both hands to work in sync in her mouth to complete a full oral experience giving him the best blowjob of his entire existence! She uses her lips to cover her teeth then applies more suction!

Mmhmm! Hmmm! Uuummm!

Dante rests his hand on top of her head, he spreads his legs a bit more, slightly guiding her head further down each time. Bayonetta's eyes roll up; she watches his emotional face. Dante lifts his head up and stares down at her. He smiles.

"Something tells me you're enjoying this."

Bayonetta narrows her eyes, wraps her arms around his waist, and sucks harder! She slams her face deep into his crotch repeatedly, feeling his massive member completely fill her throat!

"Ay, fu-fngh!"

She deepthroats the entire thing whole! She bobs her head up and down, faster, and faster! Dante realizes he's about to cum. Dante grabs Bayonetta by the back of her hair, stands up, then yanks his cock out of her throat!

Blop!

Gasp!

Handsfree, Dante hunches over nuts all over Bayonetta's face. She closes her eyes just in time with her mouth wide open ready for her prize. His hot load gets in her hair, all over her glasses, in and all over her mouth, runs down the side of her face, and drips all over her outfit. Dante trembles a bit as he releases the very last drop.

Nagh! ...Ahh, whew...

His cock twitches for a few moments, lightly smacking Bayonetta in the middle of her forehead. Bayonetta opens one eye and grins. She stands up, cleans her glasses, then the rest of herself.

"Thanks for that, Bayonetta," Dante heaves. "I really needed it."

"Is that all you've got?"

Dante pulls his pants back up, "I'm kinda in the middle of something at the moment. This was a nice way of clearing my head."

"Interesting," she mumbles under her breath.

Bayonetta walks away from Dante, heading towards the crumbling altar at the head of the chapel.

"I think you can do another round."

She hops on top of it. Her Umbra suit melts away revealing her perfect naked body. Flat stomach. Beautiful, round, and supple breasts with nipples at full attention. She slowly spread her legs wide exposing her lovely pink flower in between. Bayonetta uses her finger, luring him to come to her.

"It's mummy's turn, Dante."

Like a month to a flame, Dante ambles over to her. He stops in between her legs and kisses her all over her neck and breasts. His hands desperately cling to every inch of her body as they race all over.

Humph...!

Dante grabs Bayonetta by the chin and shoves his tongue in her mouth. Bayonetta tears at Dante's coat and shirt trying to get them off. Dante breaks away and hurls his coat to the ground, then rips off his shirt. Bayonetta licks her lips at the sight of his toned and muscular body.

"You still got it for a man your age," she playfully taunts.

Dante drops his pants to the ground and seizes Bayonetta's leg, lifting it straight into the air.

"Naughty, naughty," she scolds him. "I said it was mummy's turn."

Bayonetta places the same leg onto his shoulder, and forces him down on his knees, putting him directly in front of her misty clit."

"Show me you're a good kisser no matter where you put those lips of yours."

Without hesitation Dante dives right into her pussy! Bayonetta throws her head back, gripping onto Dante's hair.

Nyah! Nyahah!

Dante's tongue licks affectionately around the outside of her cunt before he thrusts it right down the middle! Bayonetta moves her hips forward into his face. Her pussy gets juicier and juicer with each lapping on his tongue.

Slurp! Slurp! Plop! Plop!

Bayonetta puts her other leg on his shoulder and then collapses against the altar. Her eyes roll up to the back of her head and a huge smile appears on her face.

"Dante...! Dante, oh!" Bayonetta whimpers. "Ooh! Keep fuckin' going!"

Dante's arms wrap around each of her legs, his hands gripping at her inner thighs and forcing them to keep still. Bayonetta extends both of her legs outward to the heavens while she keeps two fists full of Dante's hair in her clutches. Dante flicks his tongue up, down, and around her clit. The aromatic scent of her pussy accompanied by the savory sweetness drives Dante wild. He devours her pussy fiercely. Her thighs quiver.

"Oh, Dante! You're about to make me - Woah!"

Dante breaks free from her, and rolls Bayonetta onto her hands and knees with her ass high in the air. Her pussy still glistening. Bayonetta gazes at Dante from behind.

"Finish what you started."

Dante squats down and continues to feast upon her pussy from the back. She playfully shakes her ass on his face. He responds by hitting it.

Smack! Smack!

Despite Bayonetta putting up a strong front she feels her boiling passion getting the best of her. She bites down on her lower lip trying to keep it from Dante, but he's eating her out like there's no tomorrow. Bayonetta toes begin to point as she tightens her ass on Dante's face. Her thighs tremble more than before.

Lap! Lap! Lap!

Dante moans with every lick and slurp with his devilish mouth.

"Oh fuck," she softly cries.

Dante knows what's happening. He stands up with Bayonetta going into the standing 69 position; her ass in his face and tongue deep in her cunt, arms around her hips for support. Her legs lock on around his head as she twerks on his face.

"That's it, Dante!" she cries out. "Show me how you became a legend!"

Nyahhh! Ahhh!

Glup! Slurp! Slurp! Glup!

Dante swallows every drop of Bayonetta's ecstasy. She sighs heavily. Dante gently puts Bayonetta back on her feet. She leans against the altar and adjusts her glasses in satisfaction. They stare at each other in a comfortable silence. Bayonetta looks down at Dante cock. It's hard again.

"Looks like I got my second wind," he chuckles.

"We'll see about that."

Bayonetta leaps into his arms. They kiss each other intensely, almost as if they're engaged in another fight. Dante goes to slip his cock in her and she lightly smacks his face.

"Not until I say so."

Dante lays Bayonetta across the altar while kissing her. He climbs on top and rests in between her legs. He thrust his hips against hers, rubbing his member against her swollen clit. Their passionate moans get louder as their teeth clang against each other. Her pussy juice gets his cock wet and sticky again. Dante's slowly losing control.

"You gotta let me in," says Dante. "This is torture! ...Bayonetta!"

"That's my specialty," she laughs. "...Beg for it."

"Bayonetta, please ... let me in."

"More."

"Bayonetta, please let me get inside you," he growls.

"More!"

"I need to get in! Please! Please just let me crawl my way into that tight, witch pussy of yours!"

Bayonetta cackles!

"My fuckin' cock's in agony! Please just put me out of my misery! Let me in that hot, wet puss!" Dante roars.

"...Do it."

Dante immediately plunges himself deep in her. Bayonetta spreads her legs wide to take in his girthy cock. Her nails dig deep into Dante's back as he thrust himself deeper. Dante snarls and grunt as he picks up speed.

Thwap! Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Thwoop... Thwoop... Thwap! Thwap! Thwap!

Bayonetta holds onto him for dear life. She manages to keep her glasses on her face while Dante changes his thrusting from short and fast, to slow and deep. Dante's body collides into hers so hard the altar starts to fall apart. Dante lifts himself up from her. He gawks at his penis going in and out of her. Then his eyes travel up her body and is hypnotized by the jiggling of her boobs.

"Suck on them," she orders.

Dante does as he's told. He sucks and nibbles on her tits. He squeezes and pinches at her nipples. She softly yelps and he fucks her harder. He grabs onto her hips, raises them slightly and concentrates on hitting her g-spot.

"Full throttle," he pants under his breath.

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Nyahah!

Bayonetta catches a glimpse of her belly and sees the vague outline of Dante's cock pushing against her deep within. She feels his stiffy swell inside her with every pump. Bayonetta squirms a bit, but Dante keeps her in place.

"You ready for the big finale?" he smiles.

"Almost!"

Bayonetta puts her feet onto his bare chest. Dante takes one of her legs by the ankle and sticks her foot in his mouth. He pokes his tongue in between her toes. Bayonetta giggles as she's slightly ticklish. He takes her foot out of his mouth and gets completely on top of her with her knees in his chest.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

Huff! Huff! Huuyaammm!

Dante huffs and heavies as he steadies his rhythm. His enlarged balls slap against Bayonetta's soft ass. He locks himself close to Bayonetta's body. Her panting matches the pacing of his breathing. He stares deep into her eyes, as she stares deep into his. He closes his eyes. He's about to cum.

"Not inside!"

Ha! Hyahh! Ohhow!

Nyahh! Ahh!

The two of them cum together. Dante instantaneously pulls out and washes his cum all over her body! He falls onto her, burying his face into her bosom out of breath. Bayonetta, slowly catching her breath, strokes Dante's head like a child. The head of Dante's cock peeks out from their bodies sandwich together still oozing jizz.

Silence.

"I think we better get moving," she says.

"Just let me stay... a bit longer," he whispers as if he's slowly falling asleep.

"Absolutely not!"

Bayonetta rolls Dante off of her and onto the ground.

Thud!

"Geez, woman!" he yells. "Is that how you treat every man you come across?"

Bayonetta hops off the altar and reforms her Umbra uniform around her body.

"Only the ones who overstayed their welcome."

Dante gets up and puts back on his clothes. He seems a little annoyed. Bayonetta notices and watches him get dressed. She cocks an eyebrow at his ass. Dante dusts off his coat after putting it on and proceeds to leave. Bayonetta comes up from behind him. She spins him around to face her and she kisses him. Dante kisses her back. Bayonetta breaks the kiss and walks away from Dante.

"Don't miss me too much, Dante," she says, giving him a wink over her shoulder.

Dante gives her the two-figure salute, "Adios, Bayonetta."

Dante walks away in the opposite direction of her with a grin on his face.