In this unforgiving world, I have sinned far more than any man ever could. But who cares, I can't be the worst person on this planet. Well I might be but that's besides the point. I'm Naruto Uzumaki, a walking army of one! Fear my scythe for it has THREE blades. Not one, not two but THREE! Follow on this me journey, where it leads you may ask. I have no idea but just follow me!