Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda. All lemons will not be posted. My original name was Yoroy, my account was frozen, so here I am! I get free porn without cable or a VCR/DVD player, my neighbors should really shut their blinds. If our president can be beaten in a spelling bee by a first grader, does that mean we can have a 4 year old president instead of 40? The Bush's, leading america to war since 1990! Spend a night with me and the only thing you will be unsure of is your name. Are you stalking me, because that would just be super. If there is microsoft outlook, does that mean there is microsft inlook? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...come closer...i will tell you the meaning of life...SNUASAGES! I am gonna get the crap beat out of me!Where's that freakin'camera! The stoned preist: "Do you take this woman as your waffely wedded wife, to bed and to bone..." You must have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Harry Potter...sounds like a stoner who needs to shave... Ronald Weasly...a duck who need an inhaler. You don't need to be a gardner to clip the bush... The three things that make the world go round, sex, money, and penis envy, you know I am the cause of the last one! Caw! cawwwww...ZAP! Quothe the raven...i don't think the raven is going to be quothing anything for a while You all suck!(sore loser) Reply: It never felt so good to suck. If there is a Dot. Hack and Reboot does that mean there is a show called Shut Down? If everything is god's will, does that mean god's a horny pervert? If god created Adam and Eve for the straight people, does that mean he created Adam and Steve for the gay people? Or Maybe Alicia and Eve for the lesbian people? If there was a big bang...does that mean there was a small bang? My girlfriend is so good she makes the big bang look like a firecracker(Dirty Joke) You're not just ugly, you are Rod Stewart ugly I am going to start hurting you now, i have no clue when i will stop. I am going to leave now before the DUST makes me forget how much i hate you. You aren't the biggest dick anymore, you haven't seen mine. Does god go on monthly intervals... Do I hate you as you as much as I hate Bush...let me think about that one... You're so ugly you have 700 years bad luck. Mirror's can't talk, but luckly for you they can't laugh either. I'm not as think as you dumb I am. Still Thinking... Sex is only dirty if you do it right. The Zoom-Zoom kid is out to get me. The only 'Bush' i trust is my own... Still thinking... Shut up, becasue no one wants to hear about your wang! Everyone knows lemons are a source of low octane fire fuel, so when life gives you lemons, you know what to do... I am not insane, I am just lacking sanity If you can't say anything nice about someone, then you must be talking about Hilary Clinton. Still thinking... Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do. I'll have a scotch, oh wait, i have one, never mind then... Brittany Spears should be one of Baskin Robbin's 31 flavors. I am not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer. The tree doesn't fall very far from the nut. You're so full of back, you might break your spine No, i hate you just as much. chili powder is made of chili pepper's, what is baby powder made from... what would happen if i put the dick weed next to the pussywillows? God is a woman, that is why we have so many shoes, and why men are so easy to control(except me of course) if god is a woman does she use tampons? I could never stand being a politic, poly, the latin word for many, tick the blood sucking creature from hell...hmm... I'm out of my mind, please leave a message after the tone. Im so sane, it's driving me crazy! (Quote, Carlos Mencia) "White women are getting darker tans and bigger...lips...and white guys seem to enjoy it! So, why don't you just bleep black chicks?" (End Quote) (My own voice) Way ahead of you. Dee-dee-dee isn't meant to make fun of those born mentally weak, but to make of fun of those who act like it. Don't touch that dail, and if your TV has a dial, get a new TV. On a serious note, my favorite mangas are Orphen, Ai Yori Aoshi, and Love Hina. My homepage is on mediaminer, go see that if you want to read my lemons. Hello. And Hi again. I am Sean C. El Toro Del Rota B. My full and complete name. Good luck pronouncing it. I love to write, plain and simple. Now I enjoy writing romance and erotica fictions, which is very weird for a 18 year old blonde boy who happens to enjoy baseball, breaking benjamin, and is slightly more muscular than the average teen. Yes, I know, I am an oddity. I am from America, and if anyone has a problem with it, here is a traditional American come back; Suck it. I have a very unique sense of honor and pride. I pride myself on some of the dumbest things, and stand up for even stupider stuff. I believe that it is my duty to scour the fanfiction site and beat up authors who have been writing for a year or more and think they are good when they write 'u' or 'r' instead of you or are. They should die. Now i do not start fights, but if you yell at me like my harsh, yet useful reviews are a claim to a fight, you will lose. I can assure you. Just so you know, my strange sense of honor allows me to say that. That as all for the teal eyed wonderboy whose life is a mesh of confusion, honor, and pride. Adios y bien leer. ~The Real Don Juan Casanova |
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