Right, so, I'm seventeen, or at least i will be by the time i check this again. I happen to write fanfiction for a kids show. Dirty fanfiction. Well, that's about it.

1 - Dirty versions (as in with the sex scenes) can be found at the , under the same user name. If this link works, here it is: http:///authors.php?no=940

2-Do not send emails to the adress above. Send them to [email protected]

3- Descriptions of every story I've ever written, links to them, and descriptions of stories pending can be found at my homepage above. Click on the User Information to read it.

4- If you would like the full version of any story, and for some reason can not use number one or three in order to find it, you may send an email (see number two) and request it sent directly to you. Requests in reviews will not be answered. In your e-mail please make it very clear in the subject what you are asking for or your e-mail may be deleted as junk mail.

5- Stories may be posted on other peoples websites, as long as a WORKING link to right here is provided, and credit is fully given back to me.

I don't mean to sound like a bitch, I just hate this site anymore. You understand.

-UPDATE- Amusing to look back on that - I'm now 21. Things are a little bit different. Almost nothing goes up here on ffn because everything I write is smutty- but everything is at aff