When this account first went up, there was one person writing for it. There is still only one person writing for it, but there is a second who comes up with pretty much all the plots and whose brain spawned "Tiny Forks," "FAIL," and "Battlefield" (furvacatta on this site). Basically, the chemical equation is:

KJ'S PLOTS + SR'S WRITING = AMRY

Fic written before the teamup:

-Lurkh's Tale, being the account of an Orc stuck traveling with a Rohirric Eored. It was my first actual fic, and I posted it before I had such paltry things as "chapters" figured out, and now I simply do not want to bother with fixing it as no one reads it anyway. I do like it, though, so I never took it down.

-Gaara Goes to the Chiropractor, being as the title says. Um... there is no way to describe this. Seriously. It's not long; go read it. That's all the explanation required.

-Speshul Alucard, being a humorous speculation on what Alucard would be like with the mind of a two-year-old. It's not as stupid as it sounds. I might actually finish it sometime. Until then, there are only a few chapters up. Considering that there was no discernible plot, however (hey, it's crack, after all), I don't think that the lack of continuation will hurt you too much.

-Death Walk, being the world's first-ever Death Note/America's Next Top Model crossover. Directed at anyone who honestly believes that Death Note is SRS BZNS. It is not troll. It will actually be good, or anyway is intended to be.

Fic written after the teamup:

-Tiny Forks, being an extremely crack tale of L's relationship with his tiny forks, which he can be seen using pretty much all the time. It was written when KJ requested a fic with the pairing L/Tiny Forks. We are ashamed of how fun it was to write. XD

-FAIL, being a collection of humorous oneshots involving Mello, who, as we all know, fails phenomenally in all he does. There is so much potential for crack in his fail. More ought to be coming soon. KJ supplies the puns, SR supplies the ARGHRAGEEXPLODE.

-Battlefield, being our first bit of serious multi-chaptered fic, about Roy Mustang and Trisha Elric's romance. Death Walk isn't dead, but right now this one is hoarding all my attention. Plot almost entirely by KJ. We're proud of how it's coming out; give it a read and tell us what you think.

-Au Jour le Jour, being a time-travel AU about Edward Elric's enlistment in the Amestris military at the time of the first Ishbal Rebellion. Written and plotted entirely by KJ.

A word of advice to writers of fanfiction: If your story sucks and you know it, DO NOT POST IT. Especially do not post it with a note in the summary reading something to the effect of "This is a horrible story, sorry, read anyway plz!!" because telling people your story sucks and then expecting them to read it is unrealistic and extremely silly and does not give a good impression of your intelligence to the reader. Take the necessary steps to make sure that your story does not suck before you post it. That's what betas are for.

Another word of advice to writers of fanfiction: Spelling counts. Spelling ALWAYS counts.

Oh, yes, and we beta, too. Drop us a line if you need a good editor; we do grammar, spelling, organization, and content, and we don't squelch creativity! 8D

Please enjoy our fics - we do work hard on them, crack or not.