Yoshi and Birdo, Does it matter?

by PhoenixStormJr

Hello reader! This story is about how Yoshi and Birdo first met. It is intended to be a very sweet and cute story about the couple, while also answering any questions like the transgender stuff or why Birdo was working for Wart. I will include religion so if you don't like that please don't read it. This is NOT intended in any way whatsoever to make transgender people feel uncomfor

15. Chapter 15 Birdo's lone Battle

(Birdo didn't hear Yoshi telling her to stop. She went and got help from the ghost expert Dr. Egad which drove her to Wart's castle. He too wanted to destroy King Boo.)

(At Wart's castle)

Wart: "How'd it go King Boo?"

King Boo: "Yoshi wouldn't make a decision after I asked the little brat countless times who he would pick. I did not capture Birdo, however Yoshi's parents, Happy and Jewel are history!"

Wart: "Crud! Well those two are just teenagers they shouldn't be too much trouble! Where's Mouser?"

King Boo: "He got lost somewhere. I didn't care."

Wart: "He wasn't a very bright slave anyway. Well what's the next plan to take out Yo-"

(Birdo enters by busting open a window.)

Birdo: "I TEACH YOU FOR MESSING WITH MY LITTLE YOSHI!"

Wart: "HOW'D YOU GET PAST MY GU-"

(Birdo spits an egg at him.)

Birdo: "Those puny things?"

(A hundred shy guys charge in.)

Birdo: "Uh Oh..."

Wart: "You made a grave mistake coming here!"

(Birdo started running back to the window but it immediately shut with piranha plant vines.)

Wart: "Looks like I got my slave back and defeated the legendary Happy!"

Birdo: "I never be your slave!"

Wart: "Let me remind you what I'm capable of!"

(Birdo tried to spit an egg at the vines but it did little to no damage. The shy guys surrounded her and the vines grabbed her holding her in place.)

Wart: "King Boo, deal with Birdo will you?"

King Boo: "With pleasure!"

(King Boo shoots a lightning bolt at Birdo electrocuting her)

Birdo: "GYAAAAAAAAA~AOOOOOOW!"

Wart: "You're in for a big whipping now!"

(When all seemed lost, a vehicle with a familiar logo zoomed into the room plunging through the shy guys and piranha plants. IT WAS PROFESSOR E GADD! He crashed into the vines making the car catch on fire.)

Birdo: "E Gadd you saved Birdo!"

E Gadd: "Use your internal compression chambers to direct the thermal power to more foes"

Birdo: "...What?"

E Gadd: "Direct the flames towards more shy guys by using winds."

Birdo: "... huh!?"

Wart: "I NEED MORE GUARDS!"

(pokeys, spikes and other minions charge in. Birdo shrieks and blows them then realizing the fire is moving in the direction of her wind.)

Birdo: "WOW! alright! TAKE THIS!"

(Birdo blows more fire onto the minions killing them... also setting the castle on fire)

Wart: "RAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

(Wart gets on one of those magic carpets and flies off.)

E Gadd: "We must leave NOW!"

Birdo: "NOT UNTIL ME HAVE KING BOO!"

(Birdo tries to vacuum King Boo but he electrocutes her again. He also knocks some statues down trapping her.)

Birdo: "GRRRRAAAAAAAARGH!"

E Gadd: "Use the electrolytic capacitor to redirect the charge back to the source voltage!"

Birdo: "SPEAK IN ENGLISH!"

E Gadd: "USE THIS!"

(E Gadd throws Birdo some sort of device.)

Biro: "What's this?"

E Gadd: "That's the device to interrupt-"

(King Boo shoots another lightning bolt at Birdo)

Birdo: "WHATEVER! AAAAAAAH!"

(Birdo raises the device in fear to block the lightning. Then she realizes what E Gadd was blabbering about. The "device" blocks the lightning bolt and sends it back to King Boo electrocuting him instead)

King Boo: "WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

(King Boo uses his powers to throw Rocks at Birdo from the crumbling Castle. Birdo is able to dodge the rocks and uses her vacuum powers on King Boo.)

King Boo: "How are these winds so strong!? This is way more powerful then the poltergust!"

(Birdo successfully inhales King Boo and spits him out trapped in an egg!)

Birdo: "Hooray! YAY! YAHOO!" *cough hack!*

(Birdo spits out his crown.)

E Gadd: "The polter locking mechanisms on the egg are abnormal. Is this because all yoshis have poltergeist fighting mechanisms or because you have something special?"

Birdo: "That didn't make any sense. However, can E Gadd help me to defeat King Boo forever? Me wanna show Yoshi that he is DEAD!"

E Gadd: "The best destruction device would be a 2 dimensional-"

Birdo: "Can you kill the guy or not?"

E Gadd: "Indeed I can. Follow me."

(Birdo follows E Gadd back to his laboratory where he puts him inside a picture. Birdo rips it in half and walks back to Yoshi's house... which is in ruins from the bomb...)