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 Author has written 31 stories for Once Upon a Time, and Harry Potter. Fairly standard college kid (22, as of August 2016), with an excessive amount of fandoms and a strange attachment to converse sneakers. I'm really smart, and extremely full of myself, but overall pretty harmless. My fandoms: Game of Thrones ( book reader, still have to catch up on the show) Doctor Who (don't have cable, so I haven't seen latest season--don't you DARE spoil anything) Seinfeld (my idols) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (charlie is my spirit guide) Harry Potter Starkid ("What the hell is a Hufflepuff?") Once Upon A Time . SWAN FIRE IS LIFE. Oh, and also-- Neal Cassidy. Just... Neal Cassidy. I love him. Like, literally love him. FIRETHIEF FOREVER. Merlin (Merthur shipper forever) Sherlock (JohnLock--YES) And that's it. PS: If there's any story you'd like me to write, any specific prompt or plot or whatever, I WILL DO IT. I love my readers, so I will write ANYTHING you want me to. My only two exceptions are 1) smut--can't do it, don't even know how to--and 2) Neal-bashing, because I dearly love him. All ships are welcome: canon, fanon, romantic, bromantic, gay, straight. All genres are welcome (although humor is my strong point). WHATEVER YOU WANT. Just PM me. Love, Zoe. Tumblr: zoe19blink |
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Sweeney Todd AU by LivtheZombae reviews
After sixteen years in exile, Jefferson Swan, now Maddox Hatter, returns to London, seeking revenge.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Jefferson/Mad Hatter
Carnivhell by Meresger reviews
Death is a farce. Entirely based upon a character death, namely that of Emma Swan. Rated for language and mentions of rape and incest. Horror, humor, parody, maybe some spiritual and eventual romance, who knows. Characters from other works of fiction may make cameos, but this is not a crossover. (Swanfire?)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 269,913 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Stardust by LivtheZombae reviews
Bae Gold journeys beyond the wall seeking a fallen star...he ends up finding another realm instead.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire
Surviving To Find You by cynthiamonica reviews
The kingdom of Misthaven was at war with Camelot. Misthaven won but Arthur cursed the EF as revenge. Emma and Killian just had their first child who was send to safety before the curse hit. Now 16 year old Sophia must save her parents and her kingdom, but how will she do that if Emma and Killian don't remember her or even that they are acually married?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,914 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] OC, King Arthur
Let Him Go by Marrilyn reviews
Goodbyes are hard. Grief is even harder. How do you let go of the one you love the most? Alternate ending to 5x11.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Coney Island Baby by Meresger reviews
A short follow-up to Heroes Are Stupid, Villains Are Attractive. (Swanfire.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Henry Mills
Heroes Are Stupid, Villains Are Attractive by Meresger reviews
"Dark and light are now mixed as heroes seem stupid and villains are attractive and pitied." The dead have returned to Storybrooke to upset the happy endings. Set after "True Love: Tinder For Fairy Tales". (Genre is more complex than I could select. Ultimately Swanfire romance dramedy-ish.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 116,538 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.] Henry Mills, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Adventure Time with Red and Hook! by quitereal reviews
After Regina destroys Storybrooke and returns everyone to the Enchanted Forest, Killian goes off to find the Jolly Roger, and Ruby goes with him! Hijinks ensue. Captain Wolf, obvs. Semi-AU taking place during the 'lost' year and Season 3B.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
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It's Not Over Yet reviews
Henry's parents split up: it was sad, but nine years later, he's over it. His mom is engaged to Killian (who is basically the Devil), and Henry keeps himself busy by tormenting the bastard. Things get interesting when Neal moves back to town...almost like sparks are flying between him and Emma again. And Henry doesn't want to get his hopes up, but maybe...it's not over yet.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Neal C./Baelfire, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
It's Always Sunny in Storybrooke reviews
HUMOR AHEAD! This is an AUish sort of thing, if all the drama had stopped when everyone got back from Neverland and just lived in Storybrooke, chilling out together. (Spoilers: Henry gets MAGIC later!). Don't take it too seriously. Mild swearing. *I love all these characters and ships, I only make fun because i love them so much. Eventual SF, as well as OQ, RB, Snowing, Red Hook
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 323,292 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/26/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Drag Me To Hell reviews
Henry is fed up with the bullshit of Captain Swan. He's going to the Underworld to get his father back, goddamn it. And no one's going to stop him. *Categorized as CS, but very negative toward that relationship. *Features: lots of FireThief rage, heartwarming family moments between Henry and Rumple, possibly others; and the awesomeness of Mr. Neal Cassidy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/6/2020 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Mysterious Mr Gold reviews
Several strangers have been invited to Wolfsgate Manor. The house is as old and grand and mysterious as the owner. Everyone comes with their own secrets and their own nightmares, carefully hidden away in the corners of their minds. Suspicion and curiosity haunt the guests. Who is this mysterious Mr. Gold? And what is the evil that lives in his house?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2020 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Ten Things I Hate About You reviews
Ruby Cassidy is the most popular girl at Padua High; Victor is determined to help her, but it's not going to be easy: he has to find someone with just enough nerve and just little enough self-preservation to date her brother, Neal. Emma Swan might be that someone. Gender bent, Swanfire AU, with smut-writing Gold. (as of 3/1/18, Victor is the "Cameron", not Archie)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 6/29/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] [Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein]
Mother Dearest: SWANFIRE ENCHANTED FOREST AU reviews
Murderous, ambitious, and vengeance-thirsty, Regina has taken Queen Snow and King David's infant daughter, and raised her as her own. In a world where women are oppressed and magic feared, Emma has been taught that love is weakness and power is everything. But when Baelfire, a crooked-smiled pirate, is captured after raiding one of Regina's ships, he may threaten
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,882 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 5/5/2016 - [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
Let's Negotiate
Liv Moore needs a favor from Victor Whale that requires his shady skill set. Cute, slightly-dark humor humor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein - Complete
Henry Trolls Captain Swan reviews
So, this is a collection of one-shots of Henry trolling Captain Swan moments; or just Hook in general. Not a fan of CS, personally speaking, but I don't think it's too vicious, if you've got a sense of humor. IF you want to be an amazing person and review, then who am I to stop you? GO FOR IT. okay, peace out, b*tches.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 9/2/2015
Swanfire: TANGLED! reviews
SWANFIRE TANGLED AU: in which Regina is desperate to stay young, so she steals Baby Emma for her magic potential. Neal is a thief, trying to buy his way out of the kingdom, and Emma is just a girl, tired of being trapped behind four walls. Cuteness ensues.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Loophole reviews
Office romances were not allowed. Which was why it was a good thing this wasn't romance. That was the loophole, right? *Really not that smutty, I'm not a smut writer. Very vaguely steamy, this is really just more of an excuse to write a workplace AU. Work Text:
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey]
25 Days of Swanfire Christmas! reviews
Tumblr prompts for Swanfire Christmas. Because these two are soooooo adorable, I can't even. T for language, because there's a little minor swearing. Chapter titles are the prompts.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire]
Criminal Instincts reviews
Detective Emma Swan did not sign up for small-town hijinks nor did she sign up for the town's petty thief showing up to every crime scene, bringing her coffee and snarky remarks. Things finally get interesting when an expensive painting is stolen...but they never change.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, David N./Prince Charming
Pandemonium reviews
All children have imaginary friends... Especially the lonely ones. After Neal's sister has a mental breakdown, he and his family move back to his childhood home. It looks like their chance to start over, mend broken ties and old relationships...But the mysterious "Pan" Henry befriends has other ideas.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Henry Mills, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
Kitchen Boys Don't Marry Princesses reviews
Neal Cassidy works in his father's restaurant; Emma Swan is the town princess. Not even sure where this is going, so that's all I got for now.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter
What the Hell! 5B Speculation Parody reviews
Not really for angsty CS-lovers, 'cause I'm a Swanfire girl, but maybe for CSers with a sense of humor, and generally anyone rolling their eyes. Rated T for mild swearing. AKA: "Everybody is awesome except Emma and Hook, and every character and scene is used by the author to bash them. Neal is most super special, precious woobie, who ever ;no nuance, no subtlety."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Her Prince, Her Thief
Based on the tumblr prompt that my peeps told me to write: Person A breaks into Person B's Castle Sheltered Princess Emma daydreaming about a floofy-haired thief, who beneath his charismatic facade is actually a puppy. AKA, Neal is an adorable little scamp, and Emma is an adorable little disaster-princess.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire]
Miscommunications
Tumblr one-shot: Person A (Emma) thinks Person B (Neal) is breaking up with them when they're really proposing. I'm thinking about doing a bunch of Tumblr one-shot prompts with multiple couples, so feel free to send me a pairing and prompt-except CS or SQ (I'm sorry, SQ, but I've tried and I just don't know how to write you. And CS...we all know my feelings on CS).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire]
30 'Brooke! reviews
30 Rock AU! Emma is the head writer for the sketch show "T.G.I.F", working under Rumford Gold. Killian Jones, her childhood BFF, is the diva of the show, Belle is the sassy little wardrobe coordinator, and Neal is the Cute Bagel Guy Emma's got her eye on while she tries to keep up with her crazy, pathetic life.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016
Smoke and Mirrors reviews
Storybrooke seems like the perfect little town, but the illusion is only protected by the dark secrets that exist beneath the surface: a secret world of drugs, money, blood, and rivalry. Neal Cassidy returns to town after his estranged father tracks him down. Emma Swan, the sheriff's daughter, knows her father is hiding something. And Killian Jones is hellbent on revenge.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
A Knight's Tale: Swanfire AU reviews
Neal Cassidy is nothing but a squire, but with the help of his friends, Rum, Robin, and Jefferson, maybe he can fool the nobles into thinking he's a knight...and possibly even win over the thoroughly unimpressed Lady Emma. Based off the movie, delightfully so.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Zombiepocalypse! reviews
Storybrooke is infested with zombies! Dr. Whale invents a new, resurrecting formula that proves to be disastrous. When this perfect-on-the-outside little hellhole sees the dead rising, Regina, Robin and the rest of their newfound snarky gang try to survive the zombies-and each other. Ships: Outlaw Queen, Swanfire, Red Hook
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.]
We Good, Bro? reviews
This is a collaboration I'm doing with cynthiamonica, writing for the same prompt: Killian and Neal have been best friends since childhood and nothing has ever come between them...until Emma Swan showed up on their doorstep. Check out hers, titled: "Best Friends Forever?"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
TinkerFire One-Shots! reviews
[REQUESTED by maddiebonanafana] Just some random one-shots for one of the less written-for ships. Neal, Tink, shenanigans and cuteness...what else do you really need? Remember, guys, I am always taking requests for ANYTHING. Just no smut or Neal bashing. Everything else is fair game ;)))
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Neal C./Baelfire, Tinkerbell
Ravenclaw House reviews
OUAT/ Hogwarts fluff, primarily centered around best friend Ravenclaw students Belle French and Neal Cassidy. Eventual Rumbelle and Swanfire. *Not related to my other Hogwarts story, which I am still working on. Other Characters: Emma and David Nolan (Gryffindor twins) Killian Jones (Slytherin) Regina Mills (Slytherin) Rumanus Gold (Ravenclaw).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
The Family Stone: Swanfire AU reviews
I've taken some liberties with the plot: forget the siblings switching love interests and the Mom-has-cancer-thing. Just Neal being introduced to Emma's crazy family over the holidays, and all the shenanigans and cuteness that ensues. Humor, Christmas cheer, psycho family...fun times :D
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 12/3/2015 - [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.]
Four Christmases reviews
Between Emma's divorced parents and Neal's feuding father and sister, they're going to go through Christmas Hell four times over. Crazy relatives, holiday disasters, and lots of alcohol make this day a g*ddamn nightmare. Cuteness, chaos, and Christmas ensues. ON HIATUS UNTIL WINTER 2016.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Once Upon a Rewrite: PURE HUMOR PARODY reviews
DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is basically me rewriting the show from 3.15. Follows the story in only the loosest way. Everyone is funny (hopefully), personalities are altered, multiple POV's, and the fourth wall is NONEXISTENT (they actually reference specific episodes). And while I am quite a shipper (SF),I do mock shipping in general. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, AND PLEASE REVIEW!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,689 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015
SWANFIRE One-Shots reviews
First one is a Coffee Shop Au, in which Emma is a frazzled barista. The rest (if there will be more, depending on your guys's response) will be up to you-just leave me a review with the specific prompt you want me to write from! I write for YOU, my Swanfire darlings! (My only rule is no smut: I don't know how to write it.) And if there's ever anything else you want, just PM me.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire]
Oh, God, Not Another High School Movie (SWANFIRE edition) reviews
Inspired by all the cliche high school movies, in which the desperately-trying-to-be-cool Killian Jones fears his life is turning into one of those high school movies as he gets swept up in the misadventures with other Storybook teenagers. With his best friend, Neal, and his decidedly-less-best friend,Emma, he navigates the mysteries of the drama club (ooh...). BROMANCE AHEAD.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Quills and Quidditch: Once Upon a Hogwarts reviews
All your favorite OUAT characters as teenagers, doing what teenagers do: struggling with classes, having adora-bibble crushes on each other, dealing with the Yule Ball and Quidditch, rivalries and friendships-cuteness all around. No angsty Voldemort plot, just fun times in year five. Baby Hook has a crush on Baby Belle, B. Victor on B. Ruby, B. Neal on B. Emma... IT'S CUTE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.] Belle/Lacey, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Season 4 Finale Parody reviews
Everyone deals with Emma becoming the Dark One. WARNING: Foul language and Bromance Ahead!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2015