Yoshi and Birdo, Does it matter?

by PhoenixStormJr

Hello reader! This story is about how Yoshi and Birdo first met. It is intended to be a very sweet and cute story about the couple, while also answering any questions like the transgender stuff or why Birdo was working for Wart. I will include religion so if you don't like that please don't read it. This is NOT intended in any way whatsoever to make transgender people feel uncomfor

20. Chapter 20 The dark powers

(After Yoshi snuck off, back at Wart's castle Penny was having a conversation with Wart)

(Note: Here's the scary chapter. I plan to keep the mystery going with other stories!)

Penny: "Recorded them kissing and sent it to the authorities!"

Wart: "Excellent work! Here's the million gold coins I promised!"

(Wart hands him a bag of money)

Penny: "World spins on pennies don't it?"

Wart: "So, did Yoshi finally dump Birdo?"

Penny: "Uhm... No sir, Yoshi stuck with her and they were banished from the island."

Wart: "AAAAAAAAARGH! NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Penny: "What's wrong Wart? I did as you asked! They were kicked off the island!"

Wart: "They were supposed to break up! Those two can put a huge dent in the dark kingdom's power!"

Penny: "What are you talking about? What can two little teenagers do?"

Wart: "You don't understand... Those two together hold more power then our entire kingdom, Bowsers kingdom, the mushroom kingdom, and Yoshi's island combined!"

Penny: "Yeah right! You're going nuts. I'll get out so you can throw your temper tantrum. If you have any more job requests let me know."

Wart: "Just keep your mouth shut about what I asked."

Penny: "Will do! Later!"

(Penny exits.)

Wart: "I must consult the other dark ones about what to do next. This could end our dominion over a whole quarter of the galaxy!"

(Wart leaves on a magic carpet and flies somewhere deep in the forest. A hidden place where Mario, nor Yoshi or any hero has never been before. Inside are 11 other dark beings hidden by the shadows. Wart entering makes a total of 12. I will identify them with Q until thir identities are revealed in other stories. (Q meaning question not qanon) Wart is Q12)

Q1: "Status report"

Q12 Wart: "The miracle couple have kissed and moved to the mushroom kingdom. I paid Penny to try to break them up using law enforcement but that only fueled their love"

Q7: "Figures. Many of our efforts have been backfiring recently"

Q2: "I HAVE FURY! DIS IS HORRIBLE! YOU KNOW WHAT TIM CEMENT SAID!"

Q11: "I hate that Tim! ARGH! No matter how many times we try to stop him, he always seems to get it right!"

Q10: "We have to stop them from mating before Tim is right again! However, I couldn't bring any punishments against them without being caught."

Q9: "I do have some good news though"

Q12 Wart: "spit it out!"

Q9: "Birdo's faith in God seems to be weakening."

Q11: "Maybe I can step in and have her faith built up in me instead?"

Q4: "NO! VEE SHOULD DO DIS DEMOCRATICALLY! LETSSSSSS HAVE A VOTE! A DEBATE!"

Q5: "I could use his family members to bring upon false charges?"

Q6: "WHICH ONES!?"

Q5: "His former caretakers! Happy and Jewel!"

Q7: "How would we use them? Only video evidence could convince the courts."

Q1: "Hm... Indeed... You forgot our little disguises. We can get our little fakes to impersonate a fake video of his precious mom and dad. Yet anyone who isn't pure evil wouldn't be up for the job to impersonate our miracle couple. Do you know anyone Q12?"

Q12 Wart: "I know Boshi and Ruby. They are vicious. We could use a disguise on them!"

Q2: "I HAVE CHORTLES! YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE BOTH MALES! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!"

Q12 WART: "Do you have any better ideas?"

Q3: "We could wait for the invasion. I could use my weapon to break those two so far apart it would be physically impossible for them to even see each other again!"

Q1: "WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING, NOW!"

Q7: "I could use my army to crush them?"

Q1: "That would blow our cover! We need to slowly warn everyone for that! You remember our last debate! Besides, they're not our only target!"

Q11: "If we just took down that stupid Tim!"

Q4: "VEE CANST NOT DO THAT! Tim ISSS OUR ONLY HOPE FOR KNOWING THEIR PLANSSSS! Tim IS SO STUPID TO KEEP ACCIDENTALLY TELLING EVERYONE WHAT HE WILL DO!"

Q8: "OOOH I GOT IT! A mixture of all the plans! First Q12 and Q7 will make up a false video, then I will step in and instruct Birdo how to step in, but lead her into a trap! Q9 will then fight Birdo's spirit making her rely on Q11 who will then betray her, Q10 can act all innocent getting more support for us after the battle. if that doesn't work we can rely on Q6 and Q7 for the invasion and Q3 for the weapon. Finally Q2 and Q1 can do what you do best!"

Q4: "VAT ABOUT MEEEE?"

Q8: "shut up you're irritating!"

Q3: "Oh come on! Think of something for Q4!"

Q8: "Try to take care of "oh so special!" That one will certainly get in our way! So much sympathy. If someone gets a bruise "Special" rush them to the hospital! Try to talk with that one and get that person out of the way. Special will definitely try to keep Yoshi and Birdo together."

Q1: "Then it's settled! Q12 Go get Ruby and Boshi! Q7 get the fake caretakers. Q5 and Q6 get the disguises! Then Q8 will set them up for a trap, and Q9 will fight Birdo's spirit while Q12 fights her physically. Q11 will cause Birdo to trust you! Q10 can act all hurt by them getting others to join us. Then if this doesn't work we will start the backup plan!"

(ALL): "ROGER!"

Q12 Wart: "I'm leaving now. Goodbye."

Q8: "DON'T FORGET!"

(Wart (Q12) leaves)