(Yoshi came back with a box gift wrapped)

(The beginning is a little gross. I just wanted to point out no one is perfect.)

Yoshi: "Birdo *yawns* wanted a sh *yawns* ell... Sparle..."

(Yoshi drops the box and falls on the bed. In just 5 seconds he falls asleep. Birdo wakes up at 4 AM to go to the bathroom. But while she is washing her hands she notices a pink car outside followed by a yellow one.)

Birdo: "Hm? Why are people coming here at 4 AM?"

(Birdo doesn't hear the door open and assumes they weren't coming to their house. She goes back to bed and curls up around Yoshi. At 4:30 Daisy and Peach come in and wake up Mario and Luigi. Birdo is asleep and doesn't hear the argument. Yoshi is so tired it doesn't wake him up either... However at 5 AM Birdo wakes up by a strong smell.)

Birdo: "Ew! What is that?"

(Sitting up in bed waving her hand around her nose)

Birdo: "Smells awful!"

(Then she finds out the source when Yoshi farts again LOUD. Birdo looks at him shocked for 5 seconds then her disgust makes a complete 180.)

Birdo: "Aaaw! Yoshi can't help it... Just like me a while back... I guess... That cute... Weird I think a fart is cute but. Yoshi? Yoshi? He's asleep!? Aaaw! Yoshi really couldn't help it. Hehe! You go ahead and fart all you gotta sugar egg! Just like Yoshi let me."

(Birdo is just about to lay her head down when she hears from downstairs:)

Peach: "THAT'S INSANE MARIO!"

Mario: "YOU SAW THE VIDEO PEACH! THERE'S-A NO DENYING WHAT-A HAPPENED!"

Luigi: "MARIO, THINK-A LOGICALLY! WOULD YOSHI DO THAT!?"

Daisy: "I don't know! Luigi you do pretty crazy things for me! Yoshi would most likely do anything, AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING for Birdo! I would do mostly anything for you Luigi!"

Birdo: "Yoshi woke me up just in time to hear this."

(Birdo shakes Yoshi)

Birdo: "Yoshi GET UP!"

(Yoshi barely opens his eyes)

Yoshi: "Hm? Why?"

Birdo: "Mario and Luigi are arguing downstairs with 2 girls about us!"

Yoshi: "So what? I TIRED!... Wait what's that smell?"

Birdo: "Yoshi farted in your sleep."

Yoshi: "I-w-what!?"

Birdo: "That's not important LISTEN!"

Yoshi: "F-fine!" (Yoshi turns a bit red)

Peach: "But that's just too crazy! That's beyond crazy, THAT'S JUST PURE EVIL! I know Yoshi, when we were in dinosaur island Yoshi was lost. We raised him until we found his parents. He is good!"

Mario: "Crushes, and especially girlfriends can-a turn their boyfriends evil very quickly."

Daisy: "I'm not saying I'm an idiot, but when I was a teenager I did some pretty wild things for Luigi. I wouldn't take it that far, but Birdo's been through alot. Yoshi gets pretty mad when people call Birdo a boy. Maybe he was just pushed a little too far."

Luigi: "Daisy, I-a really like you and all, but I cannot agree! Please! Just-a reconsider what you're-a saying!"

Daisy: "Luigi, always trying to look for the positive. I like that about you, but you take it past logic. How many murders are done because of someone's crush wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend? Nearly all of them. Yoshi, especially being only 14, could've easily committed this murder. He's going through puberty and he isn't in his right mind!"

Yoshi: "What's puberty?"

Birdo: "SHHH!"

Daisy: "And Birdo is definitely capable of doing this! She worked for Wart!"

Peach: "But Yoshi says Wart kidnapped her!"

Mario: "That could've-a been a big lie just-a to get him on her side! Yoshi's sympathy usually is-a far too much."

Luigi: "My own brother and-a girlfriend think our best friend is evil."

Daisy: "Not evil Luigi. Just not in his right mind. Let's look at the facts. We got this video of them committing the murder, we got a story told by Birdo that she killed king boo, could've been a lie, we got no one else's DNA at the crime scene-"

Luigi (interrupts): "B-b-b-but ghosts don't have DNA!"

Daisy: "Yes that is a fact. But why on earth would anyone want to stop Yoshi and Birdo? Especially King Boo of anyone! Another fact is that Yoshi and Birdo are both in their puberty years, don't have their right minds. Another fact is right after the deaths they came to the mushroom kingdom. Sounds to me like stowaways!"

Peach: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE THAT!"

Mario: "I-a say we call yoshi's island and inform them who's-a staying here. They are pretty strong so if they put up a fight I can-a stop them!"

Luigi: "I will take NO PART IN THIS!"

Peach: "I will try to prove their innocence!"

Daisy: "I'll make sure Wart doesn't interfere! If he attempts to break them out of jail it is obvious who did the crime!"

Luigi: "Who knows. I might-a just turn tails and join them!"

Mario: "What did you-a say?"

Luigi: "N-n-nothing! Goodnight!"

Peach: "Goodbye. Mario, I hope you come to your senses."

Daisy: "I'll stand guard to make sure they don't escape in the middle of the night. I hate Wart's servants!"

(Peach and Daisy exit through the front door. Mario and Luigi go upstairs to their bedrooms.)

Birdo: "Murder? They think we killed someone!"

Yoshi: "Two dead bodies... Who? And why would we?"

Birdo: "My sugar egg would never do that!"

Yoshi: "Sparkle neither!"

Birdo: "Maybe we should escape?"

Yoshi: "Daisy is standing guard outside. I really scared of her..."

Birdo: "Together we can fight!"

Yoshi: "But then Luigi would think we really did do it."

Birdo: "Yoshi right. But I no want Yoshi going to jail! Especially for a lie! I fight to protect sugar egg! No matter who likes it or not!"

Yoshi: "Birdo really like Yoshi that much?"

Birdo: "Uh huh! No one gonna take my sugar egg!"

Yoshi: "I try to help protect Birdo then..."

Birdo: "Tomorrow, we get up. Hopefully we'll be able to work this out peacefully."

Yoshi: "O-ok... I so scared..."

Birdo: "Aaaw! You no have to be scared! I'll protect Yoshi!"

Yoshi: "I not scared for Yoshi! Me can go to jail! So what!? A lot of good people sent to jail for lies! I no care about me! I SCARED OF LOSING YOU!"

Birdo: "... ... ... Me?"

Yoshi: "YES! IF ANYTHING HAPPEN TO BIRDO I-I-I NO KNOW WH-WH-HAT..."

(Birdo hugs Yoshi)

Birdo: "Hey! God didn't bring us all the way out here for nothing. Does Yoshi trust God?"

Yoshi: "Y-y...es."

Birdo: "Good! Then be happy! We gonna get through this and get a job and get married!"

Yoshi: "But... Pail-"

Birdo: "Pail couldn't even quote the bible! Yoshi could! Yoshi smarter then he is!"

Yoshi: "Yeah! That right!"

Birdo: "Now be happy. Ok sugar egg?"

Yoshi: "Alright... Good thing we heard that."

Birdo: "We wouldn't have heard if Yoshi didn't fart so bad."

Yoshi: "Erck! Forgot about that!"

Birdo: "The sound din't wake me up. The smell did. It smelled so bad Birdo wake up."

(Yoshi is blushing hard)

Yoshi: "S-sorry. I-I couldn't help it..."

Birdo: "Hey! Yoshi let me fart! Yoshi forced me to fart! My tummy hurt so Yoshi tickled me! So now Yoshi fart. So what!? Just forget it! Go to sleep sugar egg!"

Yoshi: "I kinda... gotta go potty..."

Birdo: "Hurry up. Pretend Yoshi didn't hear anything."

(Yoshi gets up and runs into the bathroom. he goes as fast as possible and runs back.)

Birdo: "Now get in bed. Come on!"

(Yoshi crawls in bed and curls his legs up like Birdo then holds her hand. They both go to sleep.)