Yoshi and Birdo, Does it matter?

by PhoenixStormJr

Hello reader! This story is about how Yoshi and Birdo first met. It is intended to be a very sweet and cute story about the couple, while also answering any questions like the transgender stuff or why Birdo was working for Wart. I will include religion so if you don't like that please don't read it. This is NOT intended in any way whatsoever to make transgender people feel uncomfor

23. Chapter 23 Who to trust?

(Birdo spit an egg at Mario, but Mario jumped right over it. Birdo ran up and tried to punch Mario but he jumped over to a wall and wall jumped off and kicked Birdo in the side of her cheek knocking her to the ground.)

Mario: "You should've-a gone with the cops you murderer!"

(Mario throws fireballs at the frozen yellow cop to unfreeze him. When he looked at the cop Birdo spat an egg at Mario but Mario grabbed it)

Mario: "You-a really thought you could-a beat me?"

(Mario throws the egg back at Birdo hitting her in her eye. Mario makes a fireball in his hand)

Mario: "Looks like I-a won AGAIN!"

Birdo: "Mario forgot Birdo stronger this time!"

Mario: "HAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT! YOU LOST! AND NOW YOU'LL DIE!"

(Mario throws the fireball at Birdo. But Birdo grabs it with her tongue and pulls it in her mouth.)

Mario: "WHAT!? HOW'D-A YOU DO THAT!?"

(Birdo tries to talk with the fire in her mouth)

Birdo: "UHM UH YOPHI MAWIO!"

(I a yoshi Mario!)

(Birdo spits the fire back at Mario hitting him in his chest. Mario loses his fire powers.)

Birdo: "I not murder Yoshi's mama or daddy but Mario may be a good one to take out!"

(Birdo runs up to Mario but Mario jumps out of the way.)

Mario: "That-a was only a minor setback! Come on!"

Birdo: "Oh I gonna come on! ME A WIND YOSHI!"

(Birdo sucks up air as quick as possible. She blows a strong wind towards Mario. Mario grabs onto the bedsheets, but thanks to Yoshi and Birdo playing around earlier they came right off and Mario fell out the window right onto the cement and was knocked out cold.)

Birdo: "Gotcha! I ain't no weak little girl no more! BIRDO A SUPERGIRL!"

Yoshi: "BIRDO HEEEEEEELP!"

(Birdo might've won her battle against the legendary Mario, but 3 yoshis banded together were too much for him to handle. They had Yoshi in cuffs and tied up in a rope.)

Green Cop: "We'll come back for his boyfriend. Yoshi could break out if we get Birdo. LET'S MOVE!"

Birdo: "NO YOU DON'T!"

(Birdo spit an egg at them but the green one was too fast. He ran off with Yoshi and all of them got in the cop car with Yoshi and drove off. Birdo was left there in the front yard alone trying to run after them, but not having speed powers like her boyfriend she could do nothing but watch.)

Birdo: "YOSHIIIIIIIIII! NOOOOOOOO! No!... No..."

(Birdo sat down in the grass all by herself. Crying again.)

Birdo: "It-t all over now... Yoshi gon-ne!... Sugar egg is g-gone... He was nicest guy I ever met... Yoshi..."

(Birdo sat there for five minutes just crying. She decided there was nothing else she could do. She looked up and put her hands together)

Birdo: "God... Can God hear m-me?... Pl-p-please... H-e-elp!... I no know i-if Pail was right or wr-wrong about me... I-if my swyer syndrome means y-you no w-want me to be with Yoshi then... I HATE YOU! B-but... if God doesn't care about that... Please help! I do what-t-tever you want i-if you give me Yos-shi back!"

(Nothing happened. Birdo sat there for about 5 seconds.)

Birdo: "Please God... Jesus... If Yoshi supposed to be with m-me give me s-some hope... NOW! PLEEEEEASE!"

?: "BIRDO!"

Birdo: "God!? that you?"

(Birdo looks around and sees a green car zoom up.)

Luigi: "I-a tried to find you at-a the house but you were-a nowhere! Then I got a call from a strange number that told me to immediately fill up my car with gas. I-a don't know who it was but he-a said it was an emergency. I told-a him my car was-a full he said "it doesn't matter GO NOW!" Then I found-a you on the way there!"

Birdo: "Me bet that call was from God! God! Thank you! THANK YOU!"

Luigi: "Uh OK?... Birdo?... Where's-a Yoshi?"

Birdo: "Yoshi arrested by cops and taken to jail."

Luigi: "I was afraid of that."

Birdo: "What happened!? WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE US!?"

Luigi: "Well... I don't-a believe this but... We saw a video of you and Yoshi... I don't-a know the details but... The bottom line is-a... uhm..."

Birdo: "What happened?"

Luigi: "You and-a Yoshi in the video killed Happy and Jewel munchakoopas."

Birdo: "I swear we didn't!"

Luigi: "How did they-a die?"

Birdo: "King Boo told Yoshi if he stay with me he kill them. Yoshi said he would never leave me. Birdo try to tell Yoshi but Yoshi being such a nice sugarie sweetie chose me... King Boo killed them. Yoshi was so sad and hated himself for not fighting King Boo. Birdo went and fought him to kill him and avenge Yoshi."

Luigi: "I don't-a know what's going-a on, but after the first call I got a second from-a Dr. Tank, the yoshi from yoshis island!"

Birdo: "I KNEW IT! LUIGI JUST A TRAITOR TOO! DR. TANK THAT MEANIE THAT ONLY WORK ON ME FOR MONEY!"

(Birdo pushes Luigi out of the car.)

Birdo: "LUIGI TRYING TO TRAP ME AND TAKE BIRDO OFF TO JAIL AS WELL!"

Luigi: "BIRDO PLEASE!"

(Birdo steps on Luigi's chest)

Birdo: "IF YOU GONNA BETRAY ME LIKE MARIO, I GONNA DO SAME THING TO YOU!"

Luigi: "BB-B-BIRDO! B-B-B-IRDO! STOP I'M SORRY AAAAH!"

(Birdo noticed the fear in his eyes. She flashed back to when she was a little girl.)

Wart: "YOU KNOCKED OVER MY FAVORITE VASE YOU WORTHLESS LIZARD!"

(Little Birdo shrieked but her mouth was sealed. Wart took out his whip and beat her.)

Little Birdo: "WWUH WUH! MUH OOORIE!"

(WART WART I SORRY!)

Wart: "IF YOU ACT LIKE THAT OTHER SLAVE I HAD I'LL DO THE SAME THING TO YOU! THROW YOU TO THE LIONS!"

(Little Birdo shrieked as Wart beat her and put his foot on her chest. Birdo came back from her flashback and took her foot off Luigi and fell in the grass face first and cried. Birdo thought: "I just as bad as Wart!")

Birdo: "I s-s-uho soruhuhry! Luigi! I s-s-soho sorryyyyy!"

Luigi: "Birdo!? What-a are you doing!?"

Birdo: "I just as bad as Wart! Me was gonna kill you like Mario! I SO SORRY! I DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL!"

Luigi: "No! No! No you-a don't! Mario didn't-a die! Mario woke up later and forgot everything that-a happened! He has- no memory of it! Birdo... Why were you-a gonna hurt me?"

Birdo: "Dr. T-tank w-was mean to-to me... H-he hates me... Only w-worked on m-me for m-money! Go on! T-t-take me to j-jail!"

Luigi: "I-a didn't know he was mean to-a you. Birdo... How many people betrayed you?"

Birdo: "Tank, Mario, Pail, Penny, the entire island..."

Luigi: "Who can-a you trust..."

Birdo: "Yoshi, Jewel and Happy... Oh wait n-never mind... Mari- no... No one but Yoshi..."

Luigi: "I-a get why you didn't trust-a me now... It's-a alright now... I forgive you."

Birdo: "How can Luigi forgive me after that?"

Luigi: "Because that's what-a God would want us to do!"

Birdo: "What a God? There's more then one?"

Luigi: "NO NO! That's-a just AAAA my accent!"

Birdo: "Oh! Oops! Well. This God Yoshi and Luigi talk about seems good! I really sorry Luigi..."

Luigi: "I-a understand. Come on. Let's-a go see Tank! He seemed-a to feel sorry for you."

Birdo: "Alright..."

(They get in Luigi's car and drive off to see Tank.)

Note to the reader: "That turned out crazier then I thought it would! I have a basic guide of what to write but DANG! This part I entirely just "went with the flow" and I'm surprised by what I typed! This is whack! (Not nearly as whack as what I heard the second story will be but still whack. I love writing!)"