(After Luigi left with Birdo in his car a pink one drove up with Peach on the phone)

Peach: "She's not here sir!"

? ? ?: "Well where is she?"

Peach: "I saw Birdo chase after the cops. They didn't get her. They did get Yoshisaur"

? ? ?: "Do you think "that guy" got her?"

Peach: "This could be bad. I'll continue searching."

(Peach drove off. Luigi and Birdo continued on to Tank's location in a forest somewhere. He only had a laptop.)

Luigi: "Alright Tank. I-a got Birdo."

Tank: "Hi Birdo. I- er... wanted to say something."

Birdo: "Is Tank gonna lock me up?"

Tank: "Not at all. I wanted to apologize for being such a jerk."

Birdo: "R-really?"

Tank: "You were a slave to Wart. I thought you were doing that out of your own will. I just-... *sigh* saw how sad you were and how everyone treated you and I knew something wasn't right. I did more research and then determined the truth. You were a slave to Wart. Sorry."

Birdo: "Hm... Alright. Thanks Tank..."

Tank: "Also I assume since Yoshi isn't with you that you've heard of this phony video going around that you and Yoshisaur have murdered Happy and Jewel Munchakoopas. Correct?"

Birdo: "That's right. But Yoshisaur?"

Tank: "That's his full name. We just call him Yoshi as a nickname."

Birdo: "Cool! Me like that name! So what's with this video?"

Tank: "Well I've determined it's obviously fake. Look at this."

(Tank showed them his laptop and zoomed in)

Tank: "If you look at the green one there's a little dark blue spot right here above his leg. And on the pink one there's a light blue spot on the tip of the tail. Plus in the very corner of the video you can see spray paint bottles of green, pink and black."

Luigi: "THOSE ARE-a FAKE YOSHIS!"

Tank: "Know any yoshis who are dark and light blue?"

Birdo: "uhm... OH! Boshi and Ruby!"

Tank: "Thought so! Those two bullies spry painted themselves to make this video! Besides the nose on Ruby is obviously not a hole like yours."

Birdo: "THOSE TWO MEANIES ARE GONNA GET IT! AND SO WILL THE FAKE HAPPY AND JEWEL!- Wait who are those?"

Tank: "Hm. Let me zoom in there... ah... hm... There's no spots uncolored."

Birdo: "What's up with their size?"

Tank: "Hey... You're right! They look kinda huge to be yoshis. Let me compare the door to their height to figure out how tall they are."

(Tank takes out a paper and scribbles numbers on it)

Tank: "The male is 7 feet tall and the female is 6.7 feet tall. DANG! The highest male yoshi ever recorded was 6 feet tall average of 5.5 feet and the the tallest female yoshi ever recorded was 5.8 average of 5.3 feet! WHO ARE THEY!?"

Luigi: "THAT'S-A SO WEIRD!"

Birdo: "What do we do?"

Tank: "The first thing would be to get Yoshi out of jail. Then we can focus more on the video. We need a group to take these guys down. Also there's something even more important."

Birdo: "What?"

Tank: "I discovered Wart is building a bomb to nuke the whole island. He will make sure Yoshi will never get out alive and with him everyone else."

Birdo: "NOOOOO!"

Luigi: "How are-a we going to get him out!? That place is-a locked down-a tight!"

Birdo: "Yeah! How?"

Tank: "Fortunately I have a friend who's pretty tough. I think he'd be happy to help. Especially considering the fact Mario is our enemy now."

Luigi: "N-N-N-O! NOT-T-T- HIM!"

Birdo: "Who?"

Luigi: "THAT GUY! THE BIG MEAN ONE! NOOOOO!"

Birdo: "WHO!?"

Tank: "Luigi, if you're too chicken to help then I suggest you leave now."

Luigi: "Welp! See ya!"

(Luigi runs off)

Birdo: "LUIGI! OOOOORGH! At least he didn't betray me."

Tank: "Will you accept help from the big mean guy?"

Birdo: "I no know who it is but alright."

Tank: "Well follow me. His castle is close by."

Birdo: "OH THAT GUY! NO!"

Tank: "Let me know if you think of someone else."

Birdo: "*sigh* FINE!"

(Birdo and Tank exit. Luigi stops driving.)

Luigi: "Hm... Well... I-a can't let-a Birdo down! I'll-a help outside of that guy's sight."

(Birdo and Tank head for the castle.)

Tank: "Alright Birdo. Go knock on the door."

Birdo: "*gulp* B-b-b-ut he m-might be m-mean!"

Tank: "Just GO! He isn't actually as mean as you think."

Birdo: "Fine!"

(Birdo walks up and knocks. A shy guy answered)

Birdo: "H-H-H-HI! Me need h-h-elp!" (Birdo is terrified.)

Shy guy: "Yo master, the girlfriend of Yoshi is at the door asking for help"

? ? ?: "Tell her to get lost! I don't take requests."

Birdo: "Girlfriend of Yoshi? You think Birdo a girl?"

? ? ?: "Sure look like a girl from here. What's your problem with genders?"

Birdo: "Everyone say me a boy because I have swyer syndrome! They so mean! Why can't they just go by what part me got! They make up fake video saying-"

? ? ?: "SHUT UP GIRL! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! COME ON IN IF YOU'LL TALK FASTER!"

Birdo: "Alright..."

? ? ?: "And tell Tank to get lost!"

Tank: "Birdo good luck."

(Tank leaves and Birdo goes inside.)

? ? ?: "What's the deal IN A NUTSHELL!?"

Birdo: "Yoshi was captured and taken to jail for a lie! Mario believed it and he hate m-"

? ? ?: "AAAAARGH! I HATE MARIO!"

(He breathes fire lighting up the place revealing the obvious fact it's Bowser)

Bowser: "So Mario hates you huh!?"

Birdo: "Mario fought me to try to take Birdo to jail. All because of a lie that Birdo and Yoshi kill Happy and Jewel. They made up the lie because Birdo has swyer syndrome, they call me a boy."

Bowser: "I don't see why. You're as annoying as any other girl."

Birdo: "Uh... Thanks?"

Bowser: "So what do you want me to do about it?"

Birdo: "Maybe... get Yoshi out of jail?"

Bowser: "And Mario would be the enemy correct?"

Birdo: "Yeah. Him and the entire island."

Bowser: "Sounds alright. Only one problem. See, my castle is very small and has very few jails. If we were to fight all of them I don't have enough jails to hold the enemies from 3 different kingdoms. Not that I'm scared or anything. So I'll make you a deal. You get Yoshi out by yourself and if you're able to do that I'll make sure they don't get him again. Deal?"

Birdo: "OH! Uh How would I get Yoshi out?"

Bowser: "That's your job. Get Tank to help. IDK! Come back with Yoshi and you two can stay here under my protection."

Birdo: "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

Bowser: "NOW SCRAM! I'm a busy king with things to do!"

Birdo: "Bye Bowser!"

(Birdo tries to leave, however a purple magikoopa (Kemmy) enters and stops her.)

Kemmy: "Just a second.

I have a little trinket

for our little delinquent.

Birdo, I'll show you

how to stop them and save Yoshi too.

Follow me

Then we

Will save thee

you will see."

Birdo: "Alright!"

(Birdo follows Kemmy into a room.)