(Author's note): This is the craziest chapter of them all, BUT I STRONLY recommend you read it! It will have you on the edge of your seat!

(Birdo and Yoshi made it to the beach... But they were stopped by Daisy and Mario.)

Daisy: "End of the line MURDERERS!"

Mario: "You'll-a pay for what you did to-a Happy and Jewel!"

Birdo: "MARIO! THAT VIDEO WAS A FAKE! BOSHI AND RUBY DRESSED UP AS US!"

(Boshi and Ruby enter from the top of a tree)

Boshi: "You expect us to believe that!?"

Yoshi: "YOU!"

Ruby: "How silly. What do you think we used? Spray paint?"

Birdo: "I SAW VIDEO! THAT WHAT RUBY AND BOSHI DID!"

(Yelling from the jail is heard)

Yellow guard: "AHA! I GOT THE FLASHLIGHT!"

Blue guard: "Where's the gun?"

Yellow guard: "oops. forgot that."

Yoshi: "Those loonies are still trying?"

(Penny enters from behind.)

Penny: "Oh sure! (mocking) Bet they used spray paint for the video of you two kissing as well."

Yoshi: "PENNYYYYY!"

Mario: "Whatcha gonna do? You're-a outnumbered this-a time!"

Birdo: "We not gonna give in Mario!"

(They start walking closer)

Birdo: "God not let me down before... He not gonna let me down now."

Mario: "Quit-a pretending you believe in God! Christians, although stupid are not-a as dumb as-a you!"

Birdo: "Think we're dumb huh? God! Please! HELP US!"

()

Yellow guard: "Wait a second! I'M A YELLOW YOSHI! I can just break it open with my strength!"

Blue guard: "YOU MORON! YOU ABSOLUTE PATHETIC BOX OF ROCKS!"

*smash!*

Blue Guard: "WRONG CELL YOU DOPE!"

(A giant shy guy charged at them from that direction.)

Birdo: "Guess we better beat it!"

Yoshi: "GO!"

(Birdo ran off with Yoshi on her back.)

Mario: "GET-A BACK HE-"

(The shy guy grabbed Mario and threw him against a tree. The others tried to attack him but were of no effect. He toppled them all then ran into the forest. Then more yelling came from the jail)

Blue guard: "Well. Good thing there was nothing in that cell!"

Yellow guard: "Alright! I got the right one! *SMASH!* WAIT! THEY'RE GONE!"

Blue guard: "No kidding? You'll be fired for sure!"

(Peach showed up where the fight was.)

Peach: "Where are they? WAIT! I SEE THEM! THEY'RE AT THE BEACH! I CAN STILL OFFER MY PROTECTION!"

(Peach ran down to the beach but they were already in a boat. She got a boat and followed them.)

(Yoshi and Birdo got to the beach and got in a boat. Many other yoshis were soon seen running to the beach. Luigi soon came out running as well with Mario and Daisy in his arms.)

Peach: "YOSHI! BIRDO! I WON'T LET THEM ARREST YOU AGAIN! COME BACK TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND YOU TWO CAN LIVE IN MY CASTLE!"

Birdo: "Where was peach the first time?"

Yoshi: "Wait... Peach may be right."

Peach: "Come with us Birdo! Come back!"

(A female yoshi came running from the island. She was grey)

grey yoshi: "HELP! I'm the orphanage leader and the children are being attacked! SOMEONE HELP!"

Peach: "DANG! There's no one who could get in there in time. No one but a speed yoshi!"

Yoshi: "... I DO IT!"

Birdo: "WHAT!? Yoshi! NO! there no way you can make it! Yoshi say he not care about them! Yoshi hurts so bad! How you gonna make it back in time!? PLEASE!"

(Birdo grabs yoshi's arm)

Yoshi: "Well... Maybe I wrong!"

(Yoshi yanks his arm away and jumps off then swims to the island.)

Birdo: "NOOOOO~OOOOOO!"

(Birdo tries to jump off but Peach stops her.)

Peach: "Birdo, there's no way you can get him! He's too fast!"

(Pail enters from a boat to the right.)

Pail: "He isn't going to make it"

Birdo: "What do you mean!?"

Peach: "How could you say that!?"

Pail: "This is God's judgment. He won't allow you to be with Yoshi. You're both men."

Birdo: "BIRDO NOT A GUY! GOD WANT ME WITH YOSHI!"

Pail: "HAHAHAHA! Yeah right! God would never allow you two together! Wonder why it's so hard!? That's God giving yall chance after chance making it more and more difficult for you to be together!"

Peach: "Th-that's absurd!"

Birdo: "God saved me from cops! Me pray and Luigi saved me! Why God do that if he didn't want me with Yoshi!?"

Pail: "He only saved you to give you another chance without Yoshi. But you continue to rebel so he has to kill him!"

Peach: "How could you believe in such an awful God?"

Pail: "That's exactly what the bible says. Hate to burst your bubble Birdo but this is the end of your little boyfriend."

(Announcement): "WARNING WARNING! ONE MINUTE TO DETONATION! WARNING WARNING! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!"

Birdo: "ME NO BELIEVE IN A GOD LIKE THAT! GOD NOT LIKE THAT!"

Peach: "Birdo, God is just a fairy tale. Believing in God will just turn you into a deranged lunatic like Pail. Come with me to the mushroom kingdom and I will make sure to protect you. And Yoshi if he survives."

Birdo: "... ... ... ... WHERE WHERE PEACH WHEN MARIO TRIED TO KILL ME!? WHERE PEACH WHEN THEY ARRESTED YOSHI THE FIRST TIME!? BOWSER OFFERED THE SAME THING BUT YOU KEEP GETTING KIDNAPPED! ME GONNA STAY WITH BOWSER!"

(Announcement): "30 SECONDS TO IMPACT! WARNING WARNING EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!"

Peach: "Birdo! Bowser is a monster! You can't be with HIM!"

Birdo: "SHUT UP! PEACH HASN'T SAID ONE THING ABOUT YOSHI! only pail and bowser! Yoshi! WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(At the last 20 seconds Yoshi came running back with the children from the orphanage. He was riding a bike with a big basket at the back carrying the children.)

Birdo: "YOSHI! COME ON! COME ON!"

Yoshi: "I TRYING!"

(Yoshi drove the bike right into the sea and swam to the back swimming with his legs. Trying to kick as fast as possible to get the kids to safety. He got about half a mile out in the ocean, but it was too late. *BANG!* The explosion created a huge wave toppling the basket over. The kids were wearing life jackets so they were ok. But Yoshi was not so lucky. He got pulled under from the strong current.)

Birdo: "YOOOOOOOSHIIIIIII!"

(Birdo jumped off the boat and swam under.)

Pail: "It's no use. This will fail. God's judgment is absolute."

Peach: "You and that God of yours are monsters. Not that he exists anyway."

Pail: "You and Yoshi will have the judg-"

Peach: "Whatever!"

(Birdo was under the water looking for Yoshi. She swam frantically completely ignoring the overwhelming pain in her eyes from the water trying to find her boyfriend. She swam further and further down but no luck. She looked up thinking she missed him and found Yoshi inside the basket which was turned upside down. Yoshi tried to pound through the bottom but ran out of air. He was stuck. Birdo swam under the basket and grabbed him. Normal yoshis would've fainted by now but Birdo was a wind yoshi and held her breath for a long time. She grabbed him swam under the basket and back to the surface and swam to the nearest boat she could find.)

Birdo: "*gasp* Yoshi PLEASE!"

(Birdo threw him on top of the boat and got up as well. Tank was on the boat)

Tank: "Is he breathing!?"

Birdo: "I no know!"

Tank: "PUT YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE!"

Pail: "Give up Birdo. God has judged you."

Tank: "SHUT UP WITH THIS DEMONIC DOCTRINE! WHAT GOD ARE YOU WORSHIPPING ANYWAY!? THE BIBLE SAYS THERE'S TWO OF THEM YOU KNOW! BIRDO NEARLY DIED TRYING TO SAVE HIM! WHAT GREATER LOVE THEN TO LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR BROTHERS? BIRDO! IGNORE HIS LIES ABOUT GOD AND FOCUS ON YOSHI!"

Birdo: "NO HE NOT BREATHING!"

Tank: "QUICK! HOLD YOUR HAND ON HIS NOSE AND PUT YOUR MOUTH ON HIS LIPS AND BREATH IN AND OUT TRYING TO GET HIM UP! YOU'RE A WIND YOSHI YOU HAVE THE BEST CHANCE OF GETTING HIM UP!"

(Birdo quickly began blowing in and out of his mouth trying to wake him up. his lungs moved in and out because of Birdo.)

Tank: "It's no use Bir-"

Yoshi: *Cough cough choke hack!*

Birdo: "YOSHI YOSHI!"

(Birdo grabbed Yoshi and hugged him)

Yoshi: "OOOW! My chest! Hurts... to beathe!"

Birdo: "But my sugar egg is ALIVE! YOSHI YOSHI!"

Tank: "THAT'S the work of our God!"

Peach: "This God is too divisive! He divides everyone and his word is so unclear!"

Tank: "Now's not the time to be debating you atheists."

Peach: "Sorry. Birdo, you and Yoshi can live in my kingdom. I'll press charges against Mario for you. I won't let anyone arrest you and Yoshi again! Even Mario!"

Birdo: "Should've done that the first time! Bowser already offered us to stay with him!"

Yoshi: "BOWSER DID WHAT!?"

Birdo: "Oh yeah... forgot to tell Yoshi. Since Mario so mean, Bowser said he let us stay in his castle being protected by minions."

Yoshi: "UUUUUH THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA!"

Peach: "See Birdo!? Yoshi agrees with me!"

Birdo: "I no trust you guys anymore! Please Yoshi come to Bowser's!"

Yoshi: "Well I-"

Tank: "LOOK OUT!"

(Tank pushed Birdo and Yoshi onto another boat. The plane which dropped the bomb was coming back with a shot gun shooting other yoshis. Yoshi and Birdo were saved by Tank but Tank got shot in the side)

Tank: "GAAAAAAAOOOOW!"

Birdo: "TAA~ANK!"

Yoshi: "Me go-otta... do some..."

Birdo: "YOSHI! NO! YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"

Yoshi: "Watch me."

(Yoshi used his tongue to grab onto the window of the plane. He pulled himself up and bust through the plane. Yoshi didn't quite think this through as glass was thrown everywhere and cut him up more then what he already was. Yoshi shrieked then choked on blood.)

Yoshi: "GYEAAAO*HACK CHOKE*" (Yoshi grabbed his chest which was bleeding. Boshi entered from the front of the plane)

Boshi: "Look! The little gay baby in the body of a teenager is trying to stop us!"

(Yoshi tries to yell but his throat hurts too badly)

Yoshi: "YOU!? YO- ow. you the one... who dropped the bomb?"

Boshi: "The shy guys only picked us up before it went off. We did shoot the shot gun though. Aiming for you but guess we gotta do this the old fashioned way!"

(Boshi walked up to Yoshi and kicked him across the room.)

Boshi: "You're too weak to move! COME ON!"

(Boshi picked Yoshi up and punched him in his other eye. Yoshi's throat hurt too much to scream. He was blacking out anyway. Boshi grabbed him by his throat making him choke even more.)

Boshi: "ARE YOU JUST GONNA DIE LIKE THE WEAKLING YOU ARE!? COME ON!"

(Boshi squeezed his neck harder.)

Yoshi: "I... NO...T... GO...NNA... LET... KIDS... DIE!"

(Yoshi in the little energy he had left grabbed a piece of glass with his tongue and then put it in his hand and swiped it across Boshi's eyes. Boshi dropped Yoshi and screamed! Yoshi however was too weak to move. Boshi screamed out for help)

Boshi: "AAAAAAA! PENNY, RUBY! HEEELP!"

(Penny and Ruby came running in from the engine room.)

Penny: "WHAT HAPPENED!?"

Boshi: "THIS PEST CUT MY EYES OPEN! I CAN'T SEE!"

(Yoshi giving up on all hope dropped his head waiting to die.)

Penny: "I'LL KILL THE LITTLE PEST!"

(Penny went over to Yoshi and picked him up by his throat. He grabbed a glass shard ready to stab him. Yoshi gave up on all hope and just waited for his death. But then Ruby grabbed Penny's arm and yanked it causing him to drop Yoshi.)

Penny: "Ruby WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Ruby: "You aren't killing Yoshi nor the orphans! You were going to sacrifice those poor kids just to hurt Yoshi! JUST FOR MONEY! I'M THROUGH working for y'all! I was a complete MORON for letting you get away with these crimes for this long. But murdering orphans-, no AN ENTIRE ISLAND is too far! I should've woke up long ago! BUT THIS IS YOUR END RATHER THAN YOSHI'S!"

Yoshi: "Ruby?"

(Ruby froze the floor and pushed penny as hard as he could towards the window. Penny tried to run back but slipped and fell into the sea.)

Boshi: "RUBY YOU TRAITOR!"

Ruby: "No! YOU'RE A TRAITOR TO YOUR OWN SPECIES!"

(The two windows knocked out were too much for the plane. an alarm went off.)

Ruby: "Come on Yoshi! I'll help you out of here!"

(But the roof caved in on the plane landing on Yoshi's tail. Yoshi closed his eyes tight because of the pain and opened his mouth attempting to scream. He had no energy left to scream.)

Ruby: "COME ON!"

(Ruby tried to pick the fallen rubbish off of him but he wasn't strong enough.)

Ruby: "Sorry Yoshi. I think this is the end. I'm gonna have to get out but I just wanted to say I'm sorry for being so evil."

(Ruby took one of the parachutes and jumped out. Yoshi tried to squirm and fight but he wasn't successful. The plane crashed into the ocean. Yoshi blacked out. Then it exploded.)

Birdo: "NOOOOOO! YOSHIIIIIIIII!"

(Birdo jumped off the boat and swam to the sinking plane. Yoshi had not gone under water yet. Birdo grabbed him and swam back putting him back on the boat. She checked for his breath but there was none.)

Birdo: "YOSHI PLEASE!"

(Birdo tried breathing for him trying to get him to cough but to no success. As if problems were not bad enough multiple planes came from 2 directions attempting to attack.)

Tank: "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW!?"

Pail: "This is the judgment of God Birdo! HE'S DEAD!"

Tank: "I hope you die!"

Peach: "PAIL, YOU ARE THE MOST HEARTLESS MONSTER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!"

Birdo: "ME HATE THIS MONSTER GOD!"

Tank: "There might still be hope Birdo. If we could get him to a hospital and hook him up to a pace maker we can save him. But yoshis only have 10 minutes before they die."

Pail: "Where are you gonna find a pace maker IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!? GOD HAS JUDGED HIM!"

Birdo: "I gonna do everything me can to KILL GOD."

(The planes got to the boats and minions of all sorts jumped out and began to fight. Is this the end of Yoshi?)

(Author's note: As much as I'd like to continue writing my family has advised me that a short cliff hanger would be appropriate here. Not long though. I've edited this and decided I'll wait until Saturday. I really appreciate all of you reading. I even more appreciate UltimateCCC for his continued support. I'm glad you enjoy it. I will write the LAST chapter today but upload it Saturday.)