(Alright! Here's the last chapter! Can you guys leave a review when you're done and let me know if you'll stick around for the second story? I want to know how many of you will.)
(Just when the ninjis and shy guys were about to get to Birdo, the other planes transformed into ships with a familiar logo on them. MR. BOWSER! Bowser yelled from a megaphone)
Bowser: "DIDN'T THINK WE HAD TRANSFORMING SHIPS DIDJA!? LET THE YOSHIS GO! I'M HERE TO STOP YOU WART! THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND LAST WARNING!"
(Bowser's ship hovered above Yoshi and Bowser threw down a ladder. Bowser slid down it and landed on the boat with Birdo)
Peach: "Bowser! You can't intervene NOW!"
Bowser: "Pipe down pipsqueak I'm not here for you this time! BIRDO! What happened to him!?"
Birdo: "Yoshi not breathing! Heart not beating either! Please!"
Bowser: "Let me have him!"
(Bowser picks up Yoshi and gets on the ladder)
Bowser: "We have our own hospital on board! I'll take him in!"
Pail: "No way you're gonna make it!"
Bowser: "BIRDO! COME ON UP!"
(Birdo tried to follow him but Peach told Birdo)
Peach: "BIRDO! NO! IT'S A TRICK! I KNOW BOWSER!"
Birdo: "It the only chance we got."
Bowser: "ALSO GET THAT DOCTOR TO COME AS WELL! HURRY!"
(Bowser went up first and Birdo followed after him as well as Tank even though he was injured. When Bowser got to the top he ran into a room with a white door and layed Yoshi down.)
Bowser: "TANK YOU GOT ALL THE EQUIPMENT YOU NEED! YOU BETTER GET YOSHI BACK OR ELSE I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP!"
Tank: "Right away sir!"
(Tank hurried over to Yoshi. Blood was dripping from his chest due to the gunshot. He was very weak, but cared for Yoshi more then his self. But the ship shook)
Bowser: "CRUD! LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT ON! BIRDO! GET TO THE DECK! WE MUST FIGHT THEM!"
Birdo: "Alright! Me hope Yoshi be ok!"
Bowser: "Tank will deal with him! LET'S GO!"
(Bowser ran out of the room and Birdo followed him. They got onto the deck to find Bowser's minions getting creamed by Wart's)
Bowser: "Hope ya had fun but the king is back!"
(Bowser went for the larger group and Birdo chased after the smaller ones. Soon some minions got into the engine room.)
Bowser: "DRAT! I HAVE TO STOP THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE SHIP! BIRDO! YOU HANDLE THEM FOR NOW!"
Birdo: "OK I try!"
(Bowser followed them into the engine room. But Birdo was soon overwhelmed. The ninjis, piranha plants, shy guys, pokeys and others had her cornered. The wind was blowing against her back fiercely! Birdo didn't give up though. She spat as many eggs at them as she could but they did little to no damage against all of them. Then Wart's ship hovered above Bowser's. Wart was on the top staring down.)
Wart: "I'm gonna take care of that green pest for sure this time!"
Birdo: "NOOOO! NOT YOSHI!"
(Wart's minions grabbed her. Birdo wrestled but was stuck. Wart jumped off and landed on the ship)
Wart: "Bet he's in the Emergency Room!"
(Wart ran down further into the ship going for Yoshi. Birdo desperately tried to think of a way to stop him. Then she remembered Tank. (flashback))
Tank: "You should be able to float over there just by sucking in as much air as you can and jumping."
(End of flashback)
Birdo: "GOT IT!"
(Birdo sucked up as much air as possible. The wind picked her up and the vines and shy guys lost their grip. She flew right over there then blew it out and followed Wart. Just as he was about to enter the ER Birdo got there behind him.)
Wart: "You're too late Birdo! I've beaten you here AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!"
(Wart ran into the emergency room and grabbed Tank. He threw him against the wall breaking one of his ribs.)
Birdo: "Nothing me can do hm!?"
(Birdo ran in after him)
Wart: "What are you gonna do!? FIGHT ME!? You're my slave! You'll get a BIG WHIPPING for this!"
(Wart took out his whip and tried to hit Birdo. Birdo ducked and it missed her.)
Birdo: "That all ya got!?"
(Wart ran and tried to hit her. But Birdo jumped over him and spat an egg at him. The egg hit Wart in his head knocking him to the ground.)
Birdo: "WART NOT GONNA HIT ME AGAIN!"
(Birdo grabbed the whip with her tongue and threw it across the room.)
Wart: "Think that's my only weapon!?"
(Wart hit the floor with hit foot. Birdo fell from the shaking and Wart stood up. Wart picked up the machine used to make Yoshi's heart beat and threw it at Birdo. Not only did it bruise her but shattered into a million pieces.)
Birdo: "GYOOOOW!"
Wart: "You will suffer for defying me! I AM YOUR MASTER! AND MY CASTLE STILL HAS AN UNMOPPED FLOOR!"
(Wart stands on Birdo's neck choking her. She is unable to talk because of the pressure.)
Wart: "To kill you or make you suffer? Hmm? I'll make you suffer!"
(Wart picks Birdo up by the neck. Birdo tries to pull his hand off but he is too strong. Wart walks over to the whip and grabs it.)
Wart: "I KNOW! I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH!"
(Wart raises the whip to hit Birdo. Birdo still being held by Wart shakes in terror. Wart slings the whip down! But as he is about to hit Birdo a poka dotted green egg knocks it out of his hand)
Wart: "What in the world wa-"
(Another one is thrown that knocks Birdo out of his hands. Then knocks him on the floor. Birdo looks in the direction the eggs came from AND FINDS YOSHI SITTING UP ON THE BED ALIVE, he ain't too happy about Wart.)
Birdo: "YOSHI!"
Yoshi: "BIRDO! G-..ET W...ART!"
(Birdo spits an egg at Wart. Yoshi throws another one. His legs are too hurt to stand though. Wart tries to stand up)
Wart: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOSHI!"
(Yoshi and Birdo didn't listen to him. Birdo saw an X ray machine and grabbed it with her tongue. Yoshi did too. They pulled it down on top of Wart. Wart tried to run but his leg was caught.)
Birdo: "me gonna do to Wart what he do to me for SO LONG!"
(Birdo raises the whip)
Birdo: "WART THINK YOU GONNA PUNISH BIRDO! I NOT GONNA BE PUNISHED NO MORE!"
(Birdo brings the whip down on Wart)
Birdo: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME DO THE DISHES!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR MAKING ME CLEAN THE FLOORS!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR WHIPPING ME WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCK OVER A STATUE!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR WHIPPING ME WHEN I ONLY 5 AND HAD ACCIDENT ON FLOOR!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A MUTATED BOY!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR LEAVING ME OUT IN COLD TO DIE!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR HIRING BOSHI, RUBY, AND PENNY TO KILL US!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO KILL ORPHANS!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR HUNTING ME DOWN IN MUSHROOM KINGDOM!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR TURNING YOSHI'S BEST FRIENDS AGAINST ME!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR WHIPPING ME WHEN I WET THE BED AT 7!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "THIS IS FOR MAKING BIRDO SLEEP OUT IN DIRT SINCE THEN!"
(Birdo whips him again)
Birdo: "AND THIS IS FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
(Birdo whips him over and over and over and over. At least a hundred times. Wart's blood is all over the floor.)
Birdo: "THIS TIME I NOT GONNA CLEAN IT UP! YOU GET YOUR LAZY BUTT UP AND CLEAN IT THIS TIME! I NOT GONNA CLEAN UP MY OWN BLOOD NO MOOOOOOOOORE!"
(Birdo kicked the X ray machine off. Wart tried to stand up but Birdo whipped him back on the floor.)
Birdo: "NO! GO CRAWL TO THE MOP!"
(Wart obeys and crawls to the mop. He begins to mop up his own blood. Just like he made Birdo do all those years ago.)
Birdo: "How do it feel to mop up own blood?"
(No answer)
Birdo: "ANSWER MEEEE!"
Wart: "Makes me feel like a wimp."
Birdo: "Cause you are! Making a child do all that hard work! I still only a teenager!"
(Bowser comes in. He beat all of Wart's minions and successfully saved the ship.)
Bowser: "Welp! Job's done! What happened to him?"
Birdo: "I making him mop up blood! He made me slave so I making him one!"
Bowser: "HAHAHA! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! But making him mop up his own blood? That's kinda rough."
Birdo: "He do that exact thing to me many years ago!"
Bowser: "OH! THEN BY ALL MEANS CONTINUE! AFTER THAT I'LL LOCK HIM UP ALL BY HIMSELF!... er... is Yoshi ok? He's such a nice little guy. I'd hate to lose someone so cute." (Bowser starts tearing up)
Birdo: "Bowser? Bowser actually like Yoshi?"
Bowser: "NO NO! NOT A BIT! I JUST ER... um... ugh... Thought you two would make good minions! That's all!"
(Birdo remembered what Peach said about him tricking her.)
Birdo: "Will Bowser enslave me like Wart?"
(Bowser noticed the fear and sadness come over her.)
Bowser: "Hey! Come over here!"
Birdo: "Why?"
Bowser: 'I wanna tell you something that I don't want them hearing!"
(Birdo walked over to Bowser. He said.)
Bowser: "Listen up. I'm gonna tell you a secret I haven't told ANYONE. If you repeat it I will lock you in the dungeon. Will you keep it?"
Birdo: "Uh huh."
Bowser: "Promise?"
Birdo: "Pinky promise!"
(Birdo raises her pinky)
Bowser: "UGH! WHATEVER!"
(Bowser plays along and touches her pinky with his. He gets close to her ear and whispers.)
Bowser: "Listen up. I would NEVER enslave anyone. I specifically call my minions minions because they are not slaves. I don't have a whip in my whole castle. They work for me because I give them a place to stay, food and water. If they don't work they don't eat. Simple. In fact my whole goal is to provide shelter for the homeless. Which later became my minions! I would never enslave you Birdo! Nor Yoshi. I've been spying on y'all ever since you got here. I just said I wouldn't let you stay here at my castle unless you had Yoshi because I was afraid. Afraid y'all weren't strong enough. I'm asking about Yoshi because I really do care about him. The reason I act so big and mean is just for my enemies. I don't want them thinking I'm soft then they'll walk all over me. Please don't think I'd enslave you. Y'all are the cutest little critters I ever knew. DO NOT REPEAT THIS TO ANYONE!"
Birdo: "OK!"
(Bowser stops whispering)
Bowser: "Now did Yoshi survive? Y'all got work to do!"
(Bowser whispers again)
Bowser: "Not really."
(Yoshi is asleep on the bed. Tank is lying on the floor next to him. Birdo runs up to Yoshi and puts her hand on his chest)
Yoshi: "OW! BIRDO!"
Birdo: "Oh! sorry!"
Bowser: "PHEW! HE'S ALIVE! Tank is also alive. He's breathing but unconscious. So. Have you decided where you'll be staying!?"
Birdo: "I gonna stay with Bowser!"
Bowser: "Alright! I'll tell my minions to prepare a place for y'all. As well as a marriage."
Birdo: "WHAT!?"
Bowser: "Yeah! Can't have you two sleeping together unmarried! I'll try to get green stache over and whoever I can but don't expect much. Mario will have to be arrested by MY officers. We'll see what we can do. Let me know when Tank wakes up."
(Bowser left. They soon arrived at Bowser's castle where Bowser locked up Wart. He came back to find Tank awake holding his side standing next to the bed.)
Bowser: "Status report on Yoshi!"
Tank: "He's asleep now. I'm amazed he's still alive! The amount of blood he lost should've killed him! It's a miracle!"
Bowser: "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! GOD CAME THROUGH!"
Birdo: "But isn't God mean?"
Bowser: "WHO TOLD YOU A STUPID THING LIKE THAT!?"
Birdo: "Pail said God was trying to kill Yoshi..."
Bowser: "BAHAHAHAHA! OOOOHAHAHAHA!"
(Bowser fell over laughing)
Bowser: "TRYING TO KILL HIM AHAHAHAHAHA! WOOO THAT'S A GOOD ONE! THAT'S THE BEST JOKE RIGHT THERE!"
Birdo: "He wasn't joking though."
Bowser: "Seriously?"
Birdo: "Yeah..."
Bowser: "Come now Birdo! Jesus Christ is all about equality. Everyone gets a fair shot. You not being able to marry because of swear syngone or whatever it's called ain't all that fair now is it?"
Birdo: "Guess not."
Bowser: "So that would go against the very nature of God himself! God would have to change everything he's ever stood for. Enough of this nonsense ok?"
Birdo: "Alright. Sorry me believed that."
Bowser: "Apologize to God not me."
Birdo: "Sorry God... Hope he not too mad."
Bowser: "Oh he'll let you know when he's mad! Come on! Let's see if Yoshi's awake."
(They walk over to Yoshi who just woke up.)
Bowser: "Hey Yoshi! How are you holding up?"
Yoshi: "Tummy hurts so bad! Head hurts. Legs hurt. But I able to breathe now."
Birdo: "Aw! I want sugar egg to be well!"
Tank: "It will take about 4 months before he's able to walk again. About a year before he's back to normal."
Birdo: "What about you?"
Tank: "Broke one of my ribs. Leg bone got broken. I'm gonna have to see a surgeon. Not good to operate on yourself. I'm not sure what will happen to me. Only that I'll survive."
Bowser: "At least that. Then in 4 months we'll prepare the marriage"
Yoshi: "Marriage!?"
Bowser: "Yeah! You and Birdo!"
Yoshi: "Aren't me a little young?"
Birdo: "We'll if Yoshi wanna wait we can. But not able to sleep together until Yoshi ready."
Yoshi: "OH! Then yeah! 4 months!"
Tank: "And this time I won't be a jerk!"
Yoshi: "What about kids?"
Birdo: "Erm... Yoshi? Yoshi know I not able to have kids!"
Yoshi: "What about adoption?"
Birdo: "Oh! Nuh uh! Birdo like kids, but they get into so much trouble! I barely able to take care of myself! They take up so much time! NO!"
Yoshi: "Fine! Whatever..."
(Yoshi lays his head down.)
Birdo: "Me can't wait for marriage! Until then I gonna visit you every day until Yoshi better! Just like he do me!"
Yoshi: "Hehe. Thanks sparkle."
(Birdo leans in and kisses Yoshi. Yoshi goes to sleep. All exit to let him rest. 3 weeks later Birdo is sitting next to Yoshi talking.)
Birdo: "Yoshi is the nicest yoshi in whole wide world!"
Yoshi: "Aw. Thanks Birdo!"
Birdo: "Yoshi give me chance after chance after chance. Only fair me come to see you!"
Yoshi: "Hey! As long as the person not mean to be evil, Jesus wants you to forgive them!"
(Birdo hugs Yoshi)
Birdo: "OOOOH! Me wanna tickle you SO BAD! But this all I can do for now!"
(Bowser comes in to see Birdo sitting next to Yoshi who is sitting up in bed.)
Bowser: "Hey! Uh Birdo! Yoshi! Me and my minions captured some guys who we think you'll be interested in."
Birdo: "Who?"
Bowser: "Bring em in!"
(two koopas enter with Mario, Ruby, and Daisy in hand cuffs)
Yoshi: "MARIO!"
Birdo: "YES! BOWSER GOT EM!"
Bowser: "We only found these three. Boshi, and Penny seemed to have vanished. They might've drowned"
Mario: "Yoshi! Birdo! I'm-a sorry. The video seemed to-a be so convincing!"
Birdo: "Mario not trust Yoshi not to do something so awful!?"
Mario: "I'll-a know from-a now on."
Yoshi: "What's your excuse Daisy!?"
Daisy: "My anger for Wart got the better of me. I thought Birdo was still evil."
Birdo: "Serves ya right! getting captured by Bowser!"
Yoshi: "Mario and Daisy were gonna kill Birdo."
Mario: "I'm-a so sorry. I-a know it won't heal the pain I-a caused."
Daisy: "I'm a criminal. I know."
Birdo: "Ruby the one WHO MADE THE FAKE VIDEO IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
Ruby: "I know..."
Birdo: "WELL!?"
Ruby: "A sorry won't fix the pain I caused. I'm evil. I left Yoshi on that ship to die. Whatever judgment you decide is fine for me."
Bowser: "We determined since they hurt you most of all that you would get to decide what the best course of action would be."
Birdo: "US!?"
Bowser: "Yes. You and Yoshi. I'll meet in the middle between your two judgments. Promise. NO I'M NOT DOING A PINKY PROMISE! I'll ask Birdo first."
Birdo: "Can me whisper in Bowser's ear?"
Bowser: "UGH! FINE!"
(Bowser goes over to Birdo and bends down. She whispers something. Bowser makes comments)
Bowser: "Uh huh... Yeah... WHAT... That's stupid... For all three of them!?... Oh come on!... No I won't be quiet... I don't care if they can hear me... are you serious!?... That's a terrible punishment... FINE! Yoshi?"
(Bowser goes over to Yoshi.)
Yoshi: "Can me whisper too?"
Bowser: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
(Bowser bends over)
Bowser: "Yup... I'm following... NO I'M NOT FOLLOWING!... WHY!?... NO... UGH! I did promise... That is absolutely horrible... FIIIIIINE!"
(Bowser stands up.)
Bowser: "OK Mario, Ruby and Daisy. Both of them came to the same judgment. As much as it pains me to do this... I really don't want to do something so horrible... I think the crime y'all have committed is NOTHING like the punishment... Yoshi and Birdo have decided... For all of you... I hate to do this but I'm a man of my word... The absolutely horrible punishment to give you is:."
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Bowser: "TO FORGIVE YOU."
THE END
But what about that witches prophecy? Who were those weird yoshis in the video? Who are the other Q's and what is their goal? Find out in "Yoshi and Birdo "IT" isn't worth it."
(A few days later though, Bowser was in a dark room with a human in it.)
Bowser: "Alright Kunyay! I got Birdo and Yoshi just like you wanted."
Kunyay: "EXCELLENT! The plan is going smoothly. Also how'd you like my little trick with those guards?"
Bowser: "THAT WAS YOUR DOING!? I thought those guards were just idiots."
Kunyay: "Nah! Had to use our powers to make them dumb. It wore off soon after Yoshi got out."
Bowser: "COOL! Also Peach tried to get Birdo to go to her kingdom. She went with me instead because I'm more powerful."
Kunyay: "Good thing you stopped her. That would ruin everything."
Bowser: "Sure would. Considering what we need her for. Birdo will definitely help us. Do you think she'll do it willingly or will we have to force her?"
Kunyay: "Forcing her will obviously get them to turn against us. Then again, she won't do it willingly either. We'll have to trick her into doing it."
Bowser: "Think if she knew what we were doing she'd stay in our castle?"
Kunyay: "HEAVENS NO! No way someone like her and Yoshi would do that! They'd DEFINITELY go with Peach if they knew!"
Bowser: "Peach tried to warn Birdo I had a trick up my sleeve. Boy she didn't know how right she was!"
Kunyay: "Birdo is the most important. She doesn't have any clue what we need her swyer syndrome for."
Bowser: "We totally have both of them fooled! How long do you think it will take?"
Kunyay: "Considering their age? They won't be able to do it now. Birdo is 15 and Yoshi is 14. When they get older they'll get stronger. My guess is about 2 years."
Bowser: "BWAHAHAHAHA! THEN THE KINGDOMS OF THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED! AND OUR ARMIES WILL RULE THEM!"
Kunyay: "They have no idea how powerful they truly are. And all of that power will be for our kingdom and our master..."
(Want to know what happens next? Read "Yoshi and Birdo IT isn't worth it")