(This isn't really a chapter just questions answered about Birdo and Yoshi. There is no story in this one.)
Q: So is Birdo transgender, gay, or female? What's up?
A: Birdo has all the female parts. Or the yoshi version of them. She was born with female parts. However she is unable to bare kids. The reason is because she has a condition known as swyer syndrome which basically means she has boy DNA but girl parts. Her outside looks totally female but when you do an X ray she has boy insides. She cannot help it. This is in no way LGBTQ it's a condition that cannot be helped. And by she has female parts I mean the mating parts. Also she never went through puberty. If you don't know what mating means then GET OFF THE WEBSITE! THIS IS RATED T FOR A REASON!
Q: Why was Birdo working for Wart?
A: If you still don't know you haven't read the story but I'll tell you anyway. Birdo was kidnapped at a very young age and was Wart's slave. Since then this has caused her to have an ever growing hatred towards herself. When she was rescued by Yoshi she developed a huge crush on his kindness and mercy. But the bullying made her hate herself more. Yoshi developed more sympathy for her.
Q: What caused Yoshi to like her?
A: "Yoshi has a condition known as peter pan syndrome. His brain cannot mentally mature. He loves acting like a little kid and still feels like one. Seeing everyone else grow up and get into violent video games he felt bored and alone. Upon finding out Birdo wanted to have the childhood that was stolen from her, he very quickly had a crush on her. Yoshi however is not s*xually attracted to her in any way."
Q: Why doesn't Pail or the others want them together?
A: Real reason or the one they give? They say it's because of religious reasons but there's actually a different reason entirely. Find out in the next story.
Q: How exactly would they... er... mate?
A: I know one of you readers are asking this but are too embarrassed to actually ask it. I bet Nintendo really thought about how to make this childish. I can see what they were going with but they probably just decided to scrap it. If you look closely, a huge hole is on Birdo and something else is on Yoshi in that location. Since both of them have tails, Yoshi lays eggs, this would only serve as mating, not going to the bathroom. If it's not obvious what I'm talking about, THEIR NOSES ARE THE MALE AND FEMALE PARTS! (Note to fanfiction: If this isn't allowed send me an email and I'll take down this answer. I rated it T for this reason.)
Q: So what are you Phoenix? Do you hate God or like him? What's up with that?
A: I know it seems like I am criticizing Christianity in this story, but it will all make sense in the next one.
Q: Who are those Q's? What are they up to? Who is Kunyay? What are he and Bowser up to?
A: LOL YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR THAT! READ THE NEXT STORY!
Q: Hey Phoenix! I got a story idea! Can you write about *blank*?
A: I've actually been told what to write by a good friend of mine. I'll reveal his identity in the next story. I'll have to ask him to come up with ideas. Whether he says yes, no, or wait I'm not sure. I love writing because I take what he tells me and add my own spin. So you can send me your ideas, but I'm not sure if he'll give me the rest. I need basic starting (Story idea), problem, ideas, fight, solution, conclusion.
Q: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT!? I HATE YOUR STORY! GO TO H*LL!
A: DOCTAH WAHWEE SAYS NO! DONA TWUMP!